The Only 10 Things That Could EVER be Blacker Than the Luke Cage Experience

The Only 10 Things That Could EVER be Blacker Than the Luke Cage Experience.

1- If Cicely Tyson and Wesley Snipe had a fish fry to raise money for Viola Davis’ new wig collection.
2- If Colin Kapernick ate a plate of fish and grits on the sideline as the anthem played.
3- If India Arie & Lauryn Hill sang a duet about getting their hair straightened at the stove on Easter.
4- If Barack Obama flipped over the table after Michelle hit him with two Draw 4’s and kept him from going out.
5- If Oprah Winfrey cornrowed Gayle King’s hair on her cousin’s steps while listening to Earth, Wind, & Fire.
6- If the Wu-Tang Clan was put in charge of the PTA for all Staten Island school activities.
7- If Lupita Nyongo got her gold earrings snatched right after getting them off layaway at 12th & Chestnut.
8- If Whoopi Goldberg sang the Black National Anthem at a Spades Tournament in Detroit.
9- If Malik Yoba shined his shoes and then used the rest of the Vaseline to moisturize his lips.
10- If Debbie Allen lead 1,000 black folks in the electric slide on MLK Boulevard in any city on any given day.