Moonlight Wins 2017 Best Picture

or

"Somebody Please Buy These Aging White Liberals Some Reading Glasses Already So They Can See Election Results Coming"



First Hillary now this. No joy in feminist snowflake-ville, mighty whitey has struck out
Lol

• The amount of piss-ivity from LaLa Land folk at having the sweep pulled from under them and the racist bile thrown at Moonlight. "I think you should keep the Oscar", Why can't we give them all Oscars?" Yeah, right. Black man wins, but we gotta make sure the good white folks of LaLa don't walk away with hurt feelings. Somebody rewrite the words to Grandmaster Flash ("white tears, flowing through my eyes...")
• Love the pissed look on the LaLa's producer's face as he snatches the card from Warren Beatty
• PriceWaterhouseCoopers can't get even get simple envelopes straight at an awards ceremony (to Warren Beatty's credit, he knew something was fucked up), but Trump says we need less regulations on accounting, financial and professional servicesfirms (*eyeroll*)
• Faye Dunaway goes back into hiding; first, "Mommie Dearest" wrecked her career, now this....
• John Legend got the hell off that stage real quick after Moonlight folk showed up. Guess he got lost in all the post-racial America confusion...
• Jimmy Kimmel take your lame-assed Steve Harvey joke and go sit down. YOU are now the weakest link, GOODBYE....
• Taraji P. Henson always looks lovely, but I love that expression when she finds out what the hell just took place (Hidden Figures, by the way, has made more box office than Moonlight, LaLa Land, et al)
• And even though @Nick Delmacy didn't care for the movie, hopefully this actually furthers his well-made point that there's more to black gay cinematic talent than soft-porn, Lee Daniels and Tyler Perry (Pause...)

Note: never had to edit a post so much. Each time I watch that clip, I see more shit ... lmao