NSFW: If He Says He's a Top and This is His Profile Pic; He's Lying

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  1. OckyDub

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    I'm like just let me see the 'Brown Eye' please...

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    this is pretty gross to be honest.
     
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    lol I bit he climbing someone's back
     
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    A transvestite or someone close to it perhaps...
     
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    You being an "a'phobe", I haven't figured it out yet but you are in some way form or fashion.
     
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    Whats a a'phobe?
     
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    Bro, I think I saw a body like this on one of the apps from a dude like this. Its amazing to me that "being a bad bitch" has even affected some black gay men wanting a Kim K or Kylie body.

    For dudes that go for this, more power to you bro. A nice ass is definitely wassup, but this is ridiculous. All I see is a huge, smelly, sh*TTY ass, that would be like wrestling a water buffalo in bed.

    But thats none of my, ya know....:kermit:
     
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    As in 'Homophobe, Effemophobe'...
     
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    Yep...you're an a'phobe also
     
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    Don't make me whip out the old podcast where you said essentially the same thing. Don't make me do it Mr. Williams.
     
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    Ummm...everyone already thinks I'm an a'phobe. We talking about you.
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    Can you please change your avatar? LOLOLOL
     
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    NOPE....this is my face 99% of the time when I'm reading online comments.
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    LOL yes lying. I was with 3 Cypher Avenue members at a club in ATL and they were pointing out bottoms all over the place tryna look like tops lol
     
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    I am turned off by the pose. Other than that he's got a nice body. Though he does look like he's doing a lot of lower body emphasis. There are some big booty tops out there but they are definitely not posing like that or wearing clothes from The Fifth Element.

    Multipass.
     
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    I'm dead. LMAO!

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    But my question is this: why are there some bottoms who pretend to be tops?

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    Is his face airbrushed?

    That gif gets me every time :laff:
     
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    Ok, so, not to stereotype, but I always get confused when people who label themselves as tops use butt pictures as their main profile picture...or any picture for that. Why market something that you allegedly aren't offering?
     
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    There's this "top" that I know that only likes to "top" other "tops" and he thinks it's clever by advertising his ass to trap other "tops".
     
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    Lemme guess, is it for the "thrill" of trying to "turn someone out" or does he think that masculine bottoms don't exist so he goes on a hunt for "tops"? Gays are interēsting species.
     
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    See, too many games. Lol. But if that's his strategy, if he does decide to hit up a bottom, it's very confusing. Wow, there are hunters out there that want to top other tops only?!?! Never thought of that. No wonder so many of us are single. How do we navigate this?
     
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    Are the verse guys just not masc enough? Everyone is a little verse anyway 'for the right one' but people stay advertising that they are tops when they are really verse anyway. I don't know why people make things so overly complicated. Just say "I top but tonight I'm down for whatever."

    No one really cares what you do if you're not the one they are doing it with.
     
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    eh Who the fuck am I kidding, I'm currently tryna top my strict top that let's me dabble in his cakes whenever I give him massages. :steviej:wish me luck.
     
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    Yall gays are a hoot.
     
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    Is this really a thing? Gosh....I have been out the game for too long. I feel like there are Tops and Bottoms everywhere....why are people tricking people into thinking they like one position but really prefer the other? Maybe is is an Atlanta thing.....
     
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    lol messsssss

    amen amen amen
     
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    Lol, I don't know bro, I don't even like dude enough to find out.
    Niggas play too many games, innit. Some be busy playing so much yeh that they don't realise that's the shit holding them back from finding what they really want.
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    I'm really starting to guess if it has anything to do with masculinity at all because on these apps, I've seen a lot of "tops" in full out drag yo.
    You've probably succeeded by now bro, and if you have yeh, I need you to release a step by step tutorial...I'm not playing either, lol. The only dude I've ever wanted to have sex with is a strict top and he would never let me get anywhere near his butt yeh, even when we were together. I'm serious, he's busted my lip before cause I grabbed his ass (he bit my lip, he bit my lip...he ain't punch me or some shit; he don't want those problems).

    Good luck though
     
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