Anal Botox and Why are Gay Men Spending $25,000 on it.

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  1. Lancer

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    Most of you have heard of the designer vagina (opted for by the likes of TOWIE’s sophisticated Gemma Collins), but now one Manhattan-based surgeon is doing the same for the gashes of gays.

    Dr. Evan Goldstein is pioneering a new surgical trend dubbed anal rejuvenation; aka, beautifying your butthole. Goldstein works with tightening, loosening procedures and botox. Although we’re still struggling to grasp who’s ass is wrinkly enough for booty botox?!

    “Sometimes people come with really bad booties,” said the doctor. Sounds totes professional. He went on to tell Moneyish that he was inspired to start the business as although other surgeons could help with hemarroids and cancer, they “were not looking at the anus as cosmetic or sexually functional.” Idiots.

    Goldstein works with minor procedures, like skin tags and hemorroids, as well as botox and tightening the tooshie. Procedures range from $5,000 to $25,000 depending on how mash-up your pom-pom is.
    One patient spills: “I had sex with my husband, and it’s like, ’Wow! I’m 20 years younger,’” he added. “This is not a stretched-out ass. It’s back to how it was when he met me 13 years ago.” GOALS.

    Tom who forked out seventy grand, says it was totally worth the bar after the piece of mind he gets from his sassy new sphincter. “It sounds crazy. People laugh, and they ask, ’Does your butthole look younger now?’” he said. “It probably does! But seriously, I identify with my sexuality very strongly, and I couldn’t receive anal sex for seven years. That was a big issue for me.”

    “It was a victory,” he continued. “[Guys are] like, ’Wow, you have a beautiful butthole,’ which [makes] me feel so good. This is all I wanted, from the beginning—for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.”
     
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    “[Guys are] like, ’Wow, you have a beautiful butthole,’ which [makes] me feel so good.:whut:
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    This sounds like one of those articles online that at the bottom it says, YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED. Not sure I believe this one.
     
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    I feel like the title is wrong.

    "Anal Botox and Why are WHITE Gay Men Spending $25,000 on it."
     
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    Exactly! There ain't no gay POC( in their right mind) spending money on such BS, unless the gay Asians and Latino's of WeHo.
     
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    Yeah, who the hell is doing this?
     
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    Mine turned out good. Boosted my self confidence and put me back in the game with these young kats.
     
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    Need someone to take it for a spin?

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    LMAOOOOOOO
     
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    LOL. Nah Doctor said 4 months rest following procedure.
     
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    But don't you need a...um...post-procedure exam or whatever? I don't have my new office set up yet, but I think my bedroom will suffice. I have all sorts of...um...tools, lubricants, hypnotics/depressants/stimulants that would make an extended exam fly by.

    Inbox me for an appointment daddy. Your health is important-and I've been told multiple times that I'm the best...doc people have ever had.

    Lol
     
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    You know i'm lying. I'm all TOP baby. LOL I would recommend that all bottoms look into having this procedure though.
     
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    LOL I do. On both counts. But I'm following this thread to its natural, outrageously absurd conclusion. Like, really...botox...for your ASSHOLE?! It seems like a bad idea, especially for something aesthetic. If there's an actual medical indication for paralyzing your anal sphincter, fine. You have a migraine? The migraine is literally in your ass? I'll refer you myself! But really, to take a needle to your butt hole...smdh. I'm sure there will be an industry for botched procedures soon enough; we should all invest in that industry. Some mofos are just too damn stupid, so you and I should at least profit from it-either monetarily or as you said @RolandG ...in other ways lol

    Yo @questforknowledge did u see this shit? Anything from you @Pathology18 ? Any opinions @African King ?

    Oh, and lastly, think on the pic below. Need I say more?

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    This whole article read like something from The Onion. Does anyone here believe that this will turn into a thing?
     
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    I'm hoping it doesn't. But it's apparently real, which is disconcerting.
     
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    If this is real, it's gonna cause a lot of digestion problems.
     
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