Some After Sunday Dinner Humor

Captain of the Cum Squad !!!!!!!!

 

I'm tickled....is it bad how honest this is.

 

• Willing to love her man as he struggles with his demons
• Her boyfriend is cute,so she ignores all of the "quality time" he spends with his best friend 'Twon
• Appreciates her boyfriend for listening to Beyonce and Keri Hilson with her,and being a good shopping buddy
• Accepts her boyfriend's insistence on "waiting til marriage" to kiss or sleep in the same building

• Will cuss his girl out for brushing by,looking at,or acknowledging the existence of his ass
• Don't want no gay dudes at his job,gym, mall ,grocery store, or gas station
• Supports sports,guy trips,and other exclusively male environments as a way to make a boy "stop being sweet before it's too late"
• Wants Odell Beckham to stop dancing
• Thinks eating yogurt is suspect

• Abhors what Gay Marriage is doing to the community
• Has no wife
• Homosexuality didn't exist in his day
• Has a large collection of Donna Summer records
• Has met Stepanie Mills 5 times
• Always tells young black men "I bet you have a lot of girlfriends"
• "Accidentally" installed Jack'd on his phone

• Doesn't understand "why mens is kissing mens and wumenz is cuttin oawf all dey hair "
• Told her daughter to make that boy stop actin "like that" when he comes to Sunday dinner
• Think's men with any colour in their hair "aint natural"
• Is mad she saw two men hugging.They were brothers,but it still' aint right fuh mens to do that"
• Told her bi-sexual granddaughter to go back to the boyfriend who drinks and cheats on her
• Is "praying" for her perpetually single ,aspiring singer nephew

• Wonders why you always hanging around men
• Doesnt need a man
• Thinks a strong black woman is single " cause of DL brothas like you out here spreadin booty germs"
• Aint worried about what no punks doing behind closed doors
• Thinks you're cute
• You too cute to be gay
• Keeps trying to call you

Thinks :

• White people invented and perpetrated homosexuality to depower the black man
• Chemicals in food are why our children are gay
• Empire is part of the next step in a long-running initiative to feminize the black male
• Homosexuality is a confused "behavior" born from poor male figures
• Male and Female energies balance each other out
• Has 5 girlfriends,because he is a king
• Has read 3 internet essays and wikipedia article and owns two books somewhere in the house,maybe, about his beliefs
• His best friend is secretly gay
• All of his clothes are designed by a gay man

 

Should I know what a cum squad is?

 

at least 3 of these personae are people, one degree of separation away from me.

 

Ask @Champagne_Papi .He's the star member.

 

I knew the white version of the first chick,and got hit on by types like the old dude in the 3rd pic

 

I've actually met all of these in my lifetime and a few of them are actually in my extended family.

 

Met Stephanie Mills 5 times!

 

Yass for the Kung Lao church hat grandma not understanding why two menz and wumenz is huggin!!

 

This is exactly why ur invites to the get togethers keep getn lost in the mail!

 

Firstishly,i so wish Lil B had stopped way long ago with the tatts.He'd be perfect otherwise.

But I have a cousin who's married to a woman and her parent's have basically turned into the old lady I posted.they treat her like she killed a school bus full of children smh.All of these folks are basically not to far from what I've seen people have to deal with.

 

Kung Lao LMAO!!!!!

 

As long as he doesn't get any face tattoos. I'll give him a pass because he is a cutie pie. Face tatts is one trend that I wish would die. One of my grandma's sisters is like the old lady in the meme. That's why her son, who is my second cousin has severed all contact with the family. I don't blame him.

 

SAME situation with my family dude.My grandma's brother and his wife are the ones who would rather their daughter be back with her abusive husbands who beat,raped,and cheated on her.I wish she would drop her parents like your cousin did.

 

I still haven’t stopped laughing at this....you might have won this round, you numb-nutted albino twink.

 

10-out of-10