Best Posts in Thread: My Bae Uber Driver Got Some 'Splaining To Do

LOL...my thinking is either they are roommates or best friends that share the Uber account so they took the photo together to not surprise the passengers when they alternate...or maybe they are a couple and Jeremiah really loves the dude on the right, so much so he wants to show his fine ass off as much as possible...or they are a gay couple that share the Uber account...

Now that I think about it, Jeremiah could actually be the guy on the right and the dude on the left just told me he was Jeremiah to keep it simple.

Either way, the dude on the left called me to confirm my location so I got his number!!!!

 

I think we can all conclude that we have reached peak “suspect”. No where can a black man now breathe oxygen or clear his throat, without the , , or .


we can now all go back to our regular scheduled black lives, like we used to before the interwebs.

 

....them niggas fucking.

 

My final Uber driver in New Orleans was FINE AF WITH A SEXY NEW ORLEANS ACCENT!!!





Of course I tipped him extra!

But why does Jeremiah (on the left) have another (equally handsome) dude with him in his Uber photo?!