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  1. Lancer

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    So last week I was coming back after a long day and decided to pick up some items at the store, nothing much as I had already done the monthly stock up a week before. I stand at the checkout line waiting my turn, then I notice one of the male attendants that had his back to me. He looked very good from behind, his work pants were the right fit. In my mind I was thinking, should I?
    I was unsure cos my summer was fucking dry #kalahari, none of the guys I hit on were interested, even dudes that took my number never hit me up so I was not going to get rejected at a supermarket and walk out into the blistering cold.
    ( even if its not that cold yet, after a rejection it will sure feel like it lol)
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    So, I said if he turns around and he is cute, I will holla, no excuses! Unknown to me, the Devil was out that day to steal what was left of my self esteem, because homeboy was fine. His line clears and he signals me to come up;
    Me: Hi, just these please.
    Him: okay
    Me: How is your day going? (nervously, but hiding it)
    Him: It's going good.
    Me: What's your name?
    Him:*leans in so I can read his name Tag*
    I don't know if it was cos I was so nervous, but I couldn't read his name. The words did not just make sense to me, and I was wearing my glasses. lmao
    Me: I can't read it sorry...
    Him: *while bagging my stuff* Ok, I will come closer.
    Me: Oh, now I can see it. Nice name.
    While he is trying to run my card, I get a piece of paper out my wallet. Tear it in half, then write my name and number on it. Then put the other half back in my wallet. He hands me back my card and as I am leaving, I slip him the paper. He smiles, and I say goodbye.
    Phew! That wasn't so bad, I think to myself, nice job. I get home, put my stuff down, then I open my wallet to throw away the other piece of paper. I pull it out and it had my name and number on it.
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    In all my nervousness, I had given homeboy the blank paper, DAMN!!!
    I am SO done, no more hitting on guys in 2018, I am off my game and need to hibernate.
     
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  2. ControlledXaos

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  3. Nigerian Prince

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    DAMN BRO NOOOOOOOOO
     
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