CA AFTERDARK

Look, now, you gonna have to add something to these titles beyond just "CA Afterdark" we can not be in here having fiftyleum threads with the same topic name.

 

I calmly take the condom off and go lay down....not a huge deal bc it's going to happen but I'm def not about to keep fucking you.

Now I've never been legit shat on though...I'd probably ask him to leave...like bro, you knew you were about to have a whole ass bowel movement....

 

This was literally this guy's only picture. Obviously, I swiped right.

 

FRFR, someone really needs to teach these folks how to properly prepare for the deed. We're clearly not learning this if we're in the closet. Some queen at The House of Giraunchy Girbaud Gordon Gartrell who tells you to use a Fleet and leave it at that isn't doing anyone any favors.

Fleet is not even exactly what one needs to use. They sell whole anal cleaning products on Amazon. Syringes,, shower attachments, even bottled water cap attachments...all can be discreetly put away. Fleet is just is so obvious what it's for unless your 78 years old. But if you don't mind the CVS lady knowing your business .. Lol anyway...

That first dropping of the kids at the pool off of Fleet isn't cleaning it up. It's just making you poop. There's still more kids in the back that probably stubborn to exit their car seats.

Also, during, if you suspect that Thangs Ain't Right get up off it it and either stop or go to the bathroom and handle yourself. For the younger or inexperienced dudes, you may take a few go rounds to figure out things but if you have ridden a stable of dick you should know better... Unless you're into scat and .. If that's the case .. Why?

 

How? I'm verse. I have no dogs in that race sir .


I'm trying to help everyone get and or distribute some clean buttocks and anus.

 

I've done both.

At the same time.

 

FIRST: I haven't had sex since January. And before that, it was some months too...I'm so sexually repressed that at this point I'd welcome a dude shitting on me on. At least that would mean I was in the process of getting some.

SECOND: I have ZERO time for "total bottoms" or "total tops." I've only Bottomed 3 times in my life but I like to know the dude is down if I ever get that itch. Plus I'm a freak who likes to go with the flow. The "total" dudes be too restrictive with their laundry list of what they DON'T do.



Give me a Vers Bottom or Versatile dude, all day everyday...

 

No shame. I love peen. Maybe not as much for intercourse on me, but I love peen. I watch straight porn just to see the peen and guys having sex with said peen. I'm a gay man who loves men and there is no body part more specific to men than peen. I don't want anything to do with a (Bottom) man who doesn't want to use or touch his own penis.

 

LOL you know what I mean...To each his own though. Not judging anyone that doesn't want their "top" to give head or get penetrated occasionally. Me personally, I like what I like.

 

I mostly agree with @ControlledXaos comments on preparation and fleet. Haven't experienced it and hope to never do.

That being said, I don't know why this movie quote immediately came to mind...

 

I am sure this has happened to some people but I have never had an issue. It's always been go with the flow for me. But this is an example of why people say they are vtops or vbots. I just keep it plain.

But thank you for putting me on. This strip is hilarious! Followed!

 

Yea I don't mind the further identifiers...I love me a verse bottom

 

Even though it’s an Asian-based strip it’s funny how universal the situations are.

 

Yes! There's definitely some gay universal themes I think we can all relate too. I found several of them lol and I like the art style. Basically confiscated my whole lunch break.lol

 

'Paint'...major foul...be ye therefore ready...

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