Forget being ‘ghosted’ – have you ever been Frankensteined?

Gremlin-ing - That person who calls you when they’re drunk, and/or after midnight.

Yeah see I've been that monster, the Gremlin I have.

Vampiring -That guy who just keeps coming back for more.
Have a couple of those that pop up every couple of seasons or maybe breakups, they don't grasp it's done and I shall never stake you again.

Paranormal Activitying - The partner who likes a camera in the bedroom.
Dude I once dated was known to be a secret recorder of sessions.
Back then I might not have minded.

Freddy Kruegering - They were abit hands.
Always the big muscle mountain power bottoms that were the most aggresive hands on all over.

 

King Konging - I've been King Konged. It was uncomfortable to say the least. The pressure you feel is ridiculous.

Loch Ness Monstering - I've been known to do that on occasion. I've gotten better though.

Frankensteining - I've alluded to it before, but this was essentially the dynamic of my previous relationship. Fortunately I got out of it.

Sharknado-ing - Went on a date with a guy and had a great time. Ran into him while I was out with my friends at a bar, chatted with him for a few, then we went our separate ways. I noticed he was spending a lot of time flirting with some guy but it didn't really bother me since we'd only been on one date. At the end of the night I'm about to head out, we make eye contact, I smile and wave and start to leave. He chases me down before I get out the door and asks if I can pay for his drinks.

Aliening - Met this sexy Jamaican guy in Miami and we really connected. He worked for an airline so the distance wasn't really an issue... but his accent was so thick if we were on the phone I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. We're still good friends, though.

Walking Deading - How I am towards the end of all my relationships until I'm finally ready to put us out of our misery.

 

LMFAO!! These are hilarious. I Walking Dead'ed through my 2nd relationship for the entire year that it lasted. smh. But...I was only 23yo so it was a lesson learned. The last dude I really dealt with 4yrs ago, I Frankenstein'ed him hardcore, but again, learned my lesson. Ever since then, the other two dudes I know are pretty much Predator'ers, and since I've since lost all patience for the Reindeer Games, and really pay neither of them any mind when they do decide to show up. One I give the benefit of the doubt because we literally just hangout in the city, and he's really good company. The other just appears when he wants to get plowed. I'm nobody's "Red Dick". LOL

 

This was awesome.

Aliening - was me in my last couple years of college and definitely me when I was living in Switzerland - One-nighting standing the European gents.

 

Walking Deaded through the end of my last relationship and won't bee doing that again