Immovable Idiot vs Unstoppable Stupidity

This has to be the most beautiful thing to hit the Interwebs this week. I'm still giggling at the absurdity of it all.

 

LOL....I still agree with Banks and everything she said.

 

Sarah Palin: ‘I’m suing Azealia Banks’

Azealia Banks has issued a public apology to Sarah Palin after the former Alaska governor announced plans to sue the controversial rapper for attacking her in a series of vulgar tweets.

"I've had enough of the unanswered threats and attacks against my family and me," Mrs. Palin told People magazine. "So, for the first time I'm going to enjoy the only retribution some protected 'celebrities' seem to understand - I'm suing Azealia Banks and can't wait to share my winnings with others who have gone defenseless against lies and dangerous attacks far too long."

Ms. Banks sparked a wave of backlash this week after issuing a series of now-deleted tweets that called for a group of black men to "run a train" on Mrs. Palin.

"Sarah Palin needs to have her hair shaved off to a buzz cut" and be forced to perform oral sex on a black man before being "locked in a cupboard," Ms. Banks tweeted, according to screenshots obtained by the Media Research Center. "Let's find the biggest burliest blackest negroes and let them run a train on her. Film it and put it on worldstar."

Mrs. Palin responded in a Facebook post calling the comments "anti-woman" and "pro-rape garbage." It wasn't until after she threatened to take legal action against Ms. Banks that the rapper issued a public apology on her Tumblr account, People reported.


"Dear Sarah Palin, I hope this message reaches you in good spirits and in good health," Ms. Banks wrote. "I want to start this letter off by telling you that I actually, really like you. While many other American people may see you as someone to be ridiculed, I truly believe that you possess a certain 'je ne sais quoi,' (a french term which is often interpreted to denote one's inexplicable charisma.)"

"Given a bit of book-reading/media-training/patience, that charisma could become your magic carpet," she continued. "There is something very charismatic and misunderstood about you. The misunderstood bit oftentimes reminds me of myself. You're very passionate about the things you believe in, super determined, and most certainly aware of who you are and where you stand in this world, as a parent, as a politician, but most importantly, as a woman.

"I sincerely apologize for any emotional distress or reputational scarring i may have caused you," Ms. Banks wrote. "In my honest defense, i was completely kidding. I happen to have a really crass, New-York-City sense of humor, and regularly make silly jokes in attempts make light of situations which make me uncomfortable. As the fabric of the American Nation is EMBEDDED with racism, I merely made a raCIALly driven joke to counter what i believed to be real, raCIST rhetoric."

Mrs. Palin told People that Ms. Banks "engages in a form of racism and hate that is celebrated by some in the perverted arm of pop culture, but is condemned by those who know it's tearing our country apart."

"Others may keep turning a blind eye to problems like Azealia's mouth; I choose to take a stand against it and the double standards that result in her actually being rewarded for her divisive tactics and aggressively inciting violence," she added.