Man Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen Into Arm to Cure Back Pain.

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  1. Lancer

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    A new study published in the Irish Medical Journal recounts the case of a 33-year-old man who was hospitalized after repeatedly injecting himself with semen to relieve chronic back pain.

    “This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment,” doctors in Dublin wrote in the case study, titled “‘Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.”

    The man’s handmade remedy was reportedly discovered when he showed up at a doctor’s office complaining of severe back pain. While examining the patient, a physician noticed the man’s right arm appeared swollen and inflamed.

    The explanation the man gave was one the doctor likely never expected.

    “The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” doctors wrote in the study. “He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice.”

    The man reportedly said he had purchased a hypodermic needle online and had been injecting himself once a month for the past 18 months. Before visiting the doctor, he said he hurt his lower back while lifting a heavy object and gave himself three doses, according to the study.
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    Cellulitis and edema of the man’s right forearm.

    The semen reportedly entered the man’s blood vessels and muscles. An X-ray revealed air trapped beneath the man’s skin, and he was immediately hospitalized, according to the study.

    Doctors treated the man with intravenous antimicrobial therapy. His back pain reportedly subsided, and he discharged himself without having the infected area drained.

    The report’s doctors conducted a “comprehensive review” of medical literature and were unable to find any other cases of intravenous semen injection.

    The study concludes with a warning that medical experimentation is dangerous and it’s risky for untrained individuals to inject themselves with substances not intended for intravenous use.
     
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    How did they measure what at 'dose' was? Like...one skeet? 1 tablespoon? 3 grams?

    Having shot myself in the eye a couple of times, those little guys kinda painful. I don't see any logic behind this.
     
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    Sounds like bad version of the Nutty Professor ... The Nutted Professor?
     
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    Gross stuff ..
     
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    WTF???? I had a guy who was a super shooter nut me in my eyes and I have contact lenses. Do you know how embarrasing it was to explain to my optician why I needed new ones? Hell he asked me for his number!
     
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    Seriously though, due to the salt content it does hurt if you get it in your eyes.
     
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    I see this guy every now and again and he is so cute but I have to tell him that I am hooked up. How the hell can someone produce that much, erm, semen. Did I spell that right lol!
     

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