My Bae Uber Driver Got Some 'Splaining To Do

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  1. Nick Delmacy

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    My final Uber driver in New Orleans was FINE AF WITH A SEXY NEW ORLEANS ACCENT!!!

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    Of course I tipped him extra!

    But why does Jeremiah (on the left) have another (equally handsome) dude with him in his Uber photo?! :shock:


     
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    Oh. The light-skinned dood is Jeremiah? Interesting.
     
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    Oh, I thought Jeremiah was the dude on the right...

    He cropped himself out of his own profile picture?
     
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    I love fine dudes w/ southern metropolitan accents lol
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    So glad you like LA and, yes the Nawlins boys down here be fine with them sexy voices.
     
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    From my vantage point, if Jeremiah is the Brotha making the cameo in the pic, the dude front and center needs to be the one asking for a 'splanation. Of course, there's no explanation needed if Jeremiah is working the streets under duress?

    Inquiring minds...

    Nick - Did he have little beads of sweat on his brow? If so, you may have done him a solid with that extra tip.
     
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    that must be his lil’ friend... Nick, why you tryna destroy a happy marriage? lol
     
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    LOL...my thinking is either they are roommates or best friends that share the Uber account so they took the photo together to not surprise the passengers when they alternate...or maybe they are a couple and Jeremiah really loves the dude on the right, so much so he wants to show his fine ass off as much as possible...or they are a gay couple that share the Uber account...

    Now that I think about it, Jeremiah could actually be the guy on the right and the dude on the left just told me he was Jeremiah to keep it simple.

    Either way, the dude on the left called me to confirm my location so I got his number!!!!

     
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    But what that voice sound like? :obamasip:
     
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    Even if they're married for 15 years, ima need them to have their own uber driver accounts. We ain't gotta share everydamnthing!
     
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    That is kind of weird though. Unless they operate as a business like 2 for one service together or something. Why the other hiding his good looking face? :lupe1:
    @Nick Delmacy bruh be safe out in these streets:ufdup:
     
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    ....them niggas fucking.
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    :patrice:Looks like it don't it?
    :evilkermit:Wonder if there's a sex tape on pornhub somewhere. @Champagne_Papi I elect you in charge of finding this out for us.
     
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    I’m currently at bible study... @DreG has videos archived, he’s much more talented. Let’s ask him :tears:
     
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    Only my pictures are out there so far Bible Class had me in the spirit too.Lawdt yes,praise!!
     
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    Jeremiah's dude told him he aint about to be out here on these private rides not claiming him,so now he's in all his pics.Mystery solved.
     
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    I think we can all conclude that we have reached peak “suspect”. No where can a black man now breathe oxygen or clear his throat, without the :ravetho: , :ashley:, or :maxine:.


    we can now all go back to our regular scheduled black lives, like we used to before the interwebs.
     
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    This is now my favorite comment in CA history !:sabu::sabu::sabu::mjlol::mjlol:
     
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