New Conan Game Includes Full Frontal Male Nudity - NSFW

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    New Conan Game Sure Has Dicks In It
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    Luke Plunkett
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    Most video games are shy about showing a dong. Conan Exiles is not one of them.

    PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston went ahead and built a character.






    The open-world survival game is now out on Early Access, and PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston went ahead and built a character.




    Conan Exiles: Sure gotta lotta dicks in it.

    Luke Plunkett[email protected]@lukeplunkett
    Luke Plunkett is a Contributing Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.

    http://kotaku.com/new-conan-game-sure-has-dicks-in-it-1791800860
     
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    This makes up for the jiggle physics I have been. I subjected to on the female models of 3D polygon games since the Playstation era. I hope the game is actually good so that this detail is doesn't make the game cheesy.
     
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    This is realistic. Ancient warriors didn't wear Underarmor, even in combat dress (note the crotch shot)
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    If it weren't for the Comics Code Authority and fear of homoeroticism, Frank Frazetta et al might have drawn Conan as depicted in the game, back in the day
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    Sign me up!! ....I mean the Conan movies as a kid.
     
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    Dude, when I was like 7 or 8yo, I was OB-SESSED with "Conan; The Destroyer". That movie was THE...TRUTH for me (well, that and "Legend"). I watched that sh!t not too long ago and was like WHAT, the F#$K did I see in this movie. LMAO!
     
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    I may need to watch Red Sonia again too now that you mentioned that. That bih was bad. It's probably not aged well either.
     
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    I never got into "Red Sonja" for some reason. Funny thing is, I didnt like "Conan; The Barbarian" as a kid, but now I can appreciate that one more than "...The Destroyer".
     
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    IDK. They played that ish over and over on HBO when I was a kid so I guess eventually it worn in. Same with Clash of the Titans which I did catch on cable last year in HD and it. Did. Not. Age. Well. At. All. Lolol

    Though the stopmotion wasn't great then either.
     
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    Clash of the Titans is a CLASSIC, my dude. LOL The original was STILL betta than that pu$$y a$$, borin' a$$ remake they did
     
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    I dont know $h?t about Conan, but I'm interested now!
     
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