Straight Men Do Not Know How To Wipe Their Assess

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    Omfg straight men are so fucking nasty
     
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    This is fukn ridiculous. Also, everyone should have flushable wipes or a spray bottle filled w water on their toilet. Just gonna put that out there as a rule. Thanks.
     
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    Like... These were the same little kids that were always digging in their booties in elementary school.
     
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    Nasty! If I use any toilet, I put tissue on it.. This post makes me laugh even harder when I see women, trannies and some gays bragging about eating a straight man ass. Now I can laugh more at them and tell them to stop talking sh*t, potty mouth. If I do have to do that...I make sure to shower and clean good. I also have a enema bottle (not the stupid fleet stuff or whatever it is). Mine is just a regular plastic bottle with a tube. It's just for when I'm not to lazy to feel the need to do a color cleanse....And this talking about axz, straight dudes don't know how to wash their Diks either if you want the truth. I bet they funky asses be sitting up there smelling like a herd of Wildebeest .

    Now I'm confused...I stumbled upon a video on my Twitter and the guy said he sucked this dude when he just got outta of the gym and that he smelled ripe. I'm trying to figure out when folks say that (dudes)...are they talking about a masculine scent or a funky one. I mean if he just came from the gym he can't be smelling like red roses and cocoa butter?

    Ain't no way a dude putting a skunks tail in my face....no way..
     
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    I mean some people are into scat and raunch. I am not.

    However the post gym smell /taste could vary depending on what level of musk they had going to the gym and what activities they were involved in at the gym.

    For example let's say Saturday morning I took a shower at 9. Ran some errands and hit the gym about noon and lifted weights and broke away mild sweat. I probably don't stank to high heaven but have a masculine smell. I could seem that.

    However let's say I skipped the shower at 9 because I knew that I was going to run 4 miles and would drenched with sweat in 60 minutes. Probably not exactly what you want to go down on if I didn't shower the night before.

    You also make a good point about dick washing. Maybe that's why so many American single black moms run to get their male babies circumcised? However I would think more men would want to keep their dicks clean just in case just like gay men tend to make sure things are ready to go just in case. Lol but clearly we have a slightly easier time getting laid than straight men in most cases. Lol
     
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    If toxic masculinity is the reason dudes are nasty explain to me my encounters with stank pussies and musty titties?

    I bet you my next four paychecks feminist leaning buzzfeed would never do a post about men complaining about the women in their live's sour pussies.

    And another observation...

    How many of you would deal with a man who doesn't wipe nor wash his ass? So what does it say about these women who deal with it?
     
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    I mean, it's mainly a sign of immaturity on the dudes part. Sorta like anyone else who doesn't wash the dishes thoroughly or clean their room or wash the back of their necks so that their white shirts don't turn brown. Because we are sexual creatures, the thought of trying to be intimate and rubbing a dude's ass and coming up with some shit on your palms is a turn off.
     
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    Okay, I don't how this became a "toxic masculinity" or "straight dude issues." Bottom line (pun intended) this is an issue across racial/'cultural/gender/class lines. There are some mofos that just never got home training.

    Various medical and educational professionals at CA I've conversed with have told me stories that made me go WTF? I won't repeat those stories, since they belong to the squad member who told, just suffice it to say, there's some nasty, clueless straight women out there who never got the lecture in health class, too.

    In the military, it wasn't unheard of for drill instructors to actually have to instruct some mofos how to shower or wipe their ass. Yeah, I know it sounds unreal, but the Army used to even make films to teach country ass mofos how to become members of civilization:



    You get to see how nasty ass dudes can be (obviously straight ones) in the military. You would get dudes bragging that they hadn't change their drawers in a month in the field. Fuck that, even in the combat zone, I would rather use my water ration for a hoe bath rather than drink it. So, am I shocked or surprised? No. But I'm a bit germaphobic, so I Lysol and paper towel the hell out of public toilets before I park my ass. The idea of sitting on a cold porcelain rim just makes my skin crawl.
     
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    I have no problem admitting that when I see "toxic masculinity", I'm triggered because of how dismissive and condescending it is. It along with "mansplain" are like catch all phrases.
     
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    Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Harold and Kumar. :sabu:

    Bottom line is I don't give a fuck how you were raised, "toxic masculinity", or whatever the fuck ignorant reason, if a GROWN ASS man can't bother to wipe his own stankin shitty ass, he's a flat out crazy person with mental issues.


     
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    I notice that in the public restrooms, some men don't truly wipe after shitting, either. It's drop, shit, wipe 1-2-3, get up, and go. For me in public, I wipe thoroughly and to avoid dodo shreeking, I "maxi pad" my asscrack until I get home to completely wash my ass. When I am home, I wash my ass after every shit and if need be, I throw my toilet tissue in the nearby dumpster with my trash so that I can avoid plumbing stop up issues and added septic issues (that's just me).

    Some men (including SGL men who ONLY top), see the ass as the dumper and the toilet as the dumpster. Their mentality performs like an ass, too.
     
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    Ok, JMO it is one thing to make sure you wipe your ass with tissue after shitting until you get it cleaned off(no sign or any discoloration on the paper or anything). And also to wash your ass crack when you shower.

    But spraying, enemas, baby wipes, etc? Really? Unless you are planning to get your ass eaten why go through all of that? I guess I could see using a wet wipe maybe, but really, as long as the outside is cleaned off what is the big deal? If you do that and still have shit marks on your underwear, you have a leakage problem probably. And I have problems with diverticulitis and other bowel disorders and either have diarrhea or constipation(nothing inbetween) and I don't have that problem.

    And yeah some guys do not do that basic stuff and it is disgusting, and yes men's restrooms are disgusting-but women's are worse! All you have to do is talk to women who will be honest and women are nasty as hell in public restrooms. You have all of the other stuff plus the period stuff as well. All of the things that men do plus period blood everywhere, blood clots smeared on the damn walls, bloody tampons and pads on the floor or clogging up the damn toilets. Plus some women will just 'kinda squat' so as not to touch the toilet and will spray piss like a damn skunk spraying!-getting piss everywhere lol. The things women have reported are shocking I tell ya.

    Hell when I worked for Nationwide we had a crazy women who smeared feces and period blood all over the women's restroom while leaving hate-notes in lipstick for other women on the mirrors. Also had a 'mad shitter' there who would go into cubicles and shit on the floor-just sit and push out a pile of shit on the floor of someone's cubicle! And she was eventually caught. Plus women have to clean both the ass and the vagina and some of them still don't know that especially if you are a female, you must wipe front to back! lol.

    *that part about the guy not knowing to use the seat at all and getting all embarrassed about sitting on the rim of the bowl to shit was funny AF!!!!
     
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    I am really tempted to notify them and complain for a post about men complaining about women's vaginas under the pretext of fairness and equality and all that shit, but in reality just to make the bet and get your four paychecks lol.
     
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    LMAO... So is this toxic femininity?
     
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    TMI!

    (actually i do that too lol)
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    @ColumbusGuy I worked at NW. I’m not going to ask what floor these adventures occurred on, but if it was the top floors (General Counsel, Corporate)...lol. I have that George Constanza iToilet thing going where I map out my terrain and know where I can go undisturbed...
     
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    Actually it was Gates-MacDonald(then a part of Nationwide)in Hilliard in the tall building in Mill Run, the one near 270 and Cemetery Rd. 4th floor at that time I think. One time I had to crap and went to the disabled stall and ended up falling asleep on the pot and woke up about two hours later slumped over with my head against the bathroom wall lol. I did not sleep well the night before.
     
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    I only worked downtown, but I was familiar with all the subdivisions and suburban satellite offices. I’m assuming the “terlits” were clean where I worked as I have no recollection of them, unlike my vivid recollection of shitting in the desert in the Middle East heat lol.
     
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    Interesting discussion.

    Well I still don't understand what people mean by toxic masculinity. I just included this tweet because it's interesting how everything men do seems to be offensive.

    My point to point out here is that there's clearly a varying degree of what people feel is efficient anal cleaning. I'm a wipe until there's nothing there type. If there's no baby wipes, I'll "wet up" some tissha and get up in three. I don't want no doo doo crumbs. Also I told the tp into efficient squares so that toilet stoppage potential is minimized. Usually it's the big ass wads of tp that's the root cause.

    The guy who was felt like nothing was supposed to go between his cheeks... I found that to be the most interesting because this dude was so worried about being straight that we would rather have a shitty ass than really wash it.

    IDK I just don't think letting the water run down betwixt the crack is cleaning things enough. Also yeah there's definitely some nasty ass non heterosexual men too. I just think on average they men are more likely to keep things clean back there. Straight women just put up with ...shit more. And yeah, I really don't think American black women would deal with a shitty booty man as much as non black women would. But for the women who just sit back and don't say anything, enjoy washing them skiddy skivies.
     
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    ^^ well you can't just let the water run down there. With all areas where there are folds you have to get something(like a cloth or a luffa, or even your damn hand) or something to scrub. Underarms, between the cheeks, perineal area-those areas get nasty fast because they are in folds. Hell even behind your ears is a kind of fold and can get nasty.

    In nursing homes etc. those areas are where those fungal infections form. When people have arm contractures and the arm is folded it can happen on the inside of the elbow even. yuck.
     
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    All this talk about proper butt wiping technique. I bet the sophisticated negroes in Europe don’t have this problem
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    Not them musty titties!!
     
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    Painful to walk tho?!?! This is why there needs to be testing and certification for online access. Smh

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