NSFW The Beauty of Peen

So that's what we doing tonight??

 

Spoiler: Cable Man

Spoiler: Plantain

Spoiler: Ride Em Cowboy

Spoiler: Lightning Rod

This is one of my fave pics

Spoiler: Black God

because it reminds me of our pre-Christian, natural love of the black body

 

That 5th GIF peen that pops outta the undies...I felt it hit me right the face, I jumped back....

 

Khalil Wells (Think @DreG and @RolandG put me on to him):

Spoiler: Khalil Wells' Gift To The World

 

Uncut Appreciation

Spoiler: planks

 

Um...

 

Yo, why did my mouth literally start watering looking at this thread.

Props to you @OhSheit. Nice post. Good to have some ratchet fun in this piece and not always be such upstanding gay men all the damn time. lol.

Side note - Good title too. Because this shit is beauty indeed. Wow it's some beautiful dicks out here. All sizes and colors and girths. MMMMMMM

(low key getting too excited, let me chill)

 

Not all of them look beautiful, but when they do they are works of art...Sometimes I do feel sorry for women from the perspective that the beauty of vagina comes from seeing as little of it as possible, unlike peen.

I once heard a gay dude describe visible shaved vagina as looking like an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I still crack up when I think about that.

 

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Than after viewing the pics three more times just to make sure...



I'm reporting this thread to the system admins.

 

I have only encountered 4 disrespectfully large peens in real life. Needless to say, I was the only mofo smashing anything..

 

LMAO

 

Holy Shit.... I never thought about it like that. Vagina does look like a roast beef sandwich. LMAO. Especially the really bad ones.

I once saw a documentary on female circumcision and labiaplasty. That shit had me feeling like the gayest man in the world, because I was completely grossed out. I remember when I experimented with heterosexuality. I did run across a girl who's snatch was a big NO NO. Had to come up with an excuse quick fast to get outta there.

Never really had a bad penis experience. Some were a bit better than others, but they were all pretty beautiful and (clears throat) pretty good.

 

I'm saying! I'm not exactly walking around here w a Vienna sausage boner, but wtf happened to make u end up w ur meat just all over the place at all times?

idsuckthedogshytoutofsomeofthematchurchthoifiwasnttheklassymaniamnstuff

 

There are some really beautiful penes out there

Spoiler: Issa Pretty pene

Also let us not forget this post of more pretty pens

 

I love this

 

Am I the only one who is kinda 'into' weirdly shaped peens? I think I like that they're 'different'.

 

Even the sandwich looks unappealing. It's almost as blah as the sandwiches they give you in jail...from what I heard...

 

Not those shaved pubes...

 

I missed the "booty" thread...but tbh, I'm a man who likes men, and nothing says "manhood" more than peen. I may not want to be penetrated but I still like me some peen

 

O What you dont like it shaved?

 

This!

 

Not at All! I don't mind some mandscaping (If that's ur thing) but completely bald crotches is weird to me.

 

Is it bad that I have most Khalil's peen pics and videos. Looking at his peen puts me in a trance...Dickmatized. It's def a pretty one....The kind where you suck it just because it's Monday morning and make up excuses to suck it and..Suck it like you mad at it...Oh yeah!! Just an ole ignant lookin' peen in need of knowledge!!

 

U is sooo nasty..

 

Imma be very clean about it and bless him...lol

 

That's not what I think when I see vaginas...I think Alien Eggs and the Face-Huggers from the movie. Vagina doesn't turn me on at all...pretty boobs do though on pretty girls but as soon as the alien incubator opens I look the other way. I even hear they have a "certain smell". Hetero men will do some crazy shyt for random vajayjay and get caught up.

Can have them looking broke, and stupid on child support... The most gay men do is go without eating & a bountiful booty cleanse.

 

Spoiler: royal sceptres

 

Don't get me wrong...some peen can look scary and be funky to. Me and my st8 cousin always argue about this. I tell him No to the vajay jay and he's like how can I not like something I never tried and I tell him...Have you had a dick up yo ass? You might like it.

I get cussed at a lot then.

Y'all I'm not gonna lie, I be peen watching still.to this day & I can be bold about it to if I see a guy that is cute. I remember in college I was waiting on this Math class everday. id get there early and the loud teacher would leave the door open. There was this boy that faced me toward the door..He was really cute and I shifted my eyes under the table and was looking at what looked like his print. I did that three times! It looked big through his gym shorts.

The fourth time I did it, when I look back up, he was looking me dead in my face and I looked away quick. When I slowly looked back, he had moved his pencil under the table between his legs and was wiggling it like it was a dik.

I was fascinated and terrified by other men peens in those days so nothing ever came out of that encounter. I'm too scary. I'm still somewhat undersexed till this day but lawd I always kick myself for fawkin up back in them days...I should have came to glory early!! I missed a ton of opportunities..

 

I've never been a 'watcher', cus bulges can be huge balls, a huge balled up peen, a 24/7 small sitch, or a total 'grower'. But my current straight husband (who rents my 2nd bedroom) is almost always wearing bball shorts in my room, and it's rly interesting to consistently see a nice size softy in ur face, and wonder what it'd look like at attention. Esp when a mofo is fine. But I digress...

 

One of my friends is an avid dick watcher.He pointed some out to me one day .Until then I never realized they were that noticeable through pants.
Women though,they can be waaaayy worse about dck watching.They'll be laser-locked on your zipper like they're waiting for Johnny Carson to pop out.

 

I need you and homeboy to get naked and nasty like 3 weekends ago.