The NFL Combine got NSFW when a player's penis came out during the 40-yard dash

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  1. Nick Delmacy

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    http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/2/28/11129028/nfl-combine-chris-jones-penis-dikk-wiener-balls
    By Jacob Price

    Okay, this is Chris Jones. His dick fell out at the Combine. I'm not sure what else to say.

    So, listen. I went to the Combine as a fan last year. They place a lot of emphasis on being completely silent because "You wouldn't want someone bothering you during the biggest job interview of your life."

    Now imagine being at the biggest job interview of your life and your dick just, you know, popping out. This is your new nightmare. You'll never sleep soundly again because you're going to spend the rest of your life terrified that your dangalang is going to peek its head around the corner at a job interview. Sorry.

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    Here, check out our Mississippi State blog and learn a little more about Chris Jones' on-field abilities. He's pretty good!
     
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    Hell did he do well? OSU guys have sucked apparently. So his dikk came out... big deal-or was it? lol
     
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    Here's a close up lol



    They took it down
     
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    There are a couple of photos in a Facebook group I'm in.
     
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    Two words......wardrobe malfunction.
     
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    In that instance I probably would have fallen to cover myself too. I I don't think anyone would have just let their dikk just flop around without thinking of a way to cover themselves no matter how BIG or small (he wasn't) you are. I just am a little not messing with the face they didn't let him run his second 40 because of the slide. There's no way they couldn't have seen what happened....
     
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    The commentator's subconscious was speaking: "Let's stay upright, people. If they fall, they fall hard and long."
    :bronbad:
     
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    So he tripped over his own dićk?
     
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    From the youtube post comments...pause at 32 seconds. reallynow:ohhh::whoo:
    {which is where the first pic is, minus the 'combine' thing)
    (Given his age... I only watched for 'research purposes' and that is my official story.)
     
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    LOL Bendito. I woulda paid that shit. You can see that shit clear as day through their tights anyways so whats the difference? Muhf@kazs woulda just had to see my dick out on national TV.
     
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    I think it's more of the fact that it was unexpected which draws me. Also, he has that smooth dark skin that turns me on. I have a voyeuristic side.
     
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    So anyone notice how this man's junk has been on display for the world to see for days now and ain't nobody complained about how his rights to privacy have been violated?

    Whea is the equal right brigade at because they'd be losing their sh!t if Becky's twat was on display like this.

    Just something to think about. I'm not really expecting people to care. Just something I wanted to point out.
     
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    You make a good point, but at the same time he has not been shamed-if anything he has gotten 'dapped'...look at Janet and the wardrobe malfunction-she got crucified cause God forbid people accidentally actually saw a titty! 'Becky' :heh:
     
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    The weird thing is it popped out before he even fell. Watch the NSFW clip on deadspin. Makes you wonder what would've happened if it wasn't flaccid. LOL
     
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    Watch the clip and pause at 32 seconds. And then wonder if it is a grower or a shower. If that is a shower, DAMN!
    He would be getting porn offers and marriage proposals probably-Big D@ck privilege! lol.
     
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    I mean he's a good sized dude. His junk literally plopped out and with his build and those shorts, they just rode up and it was exposed. Definitely should have gone for the 3/4 length style but whatever. I would like to think he wouldn't be trying to run on hard. Probably like running with scissors because that's a big dude and probably would have really hurt landing with his junk on hard and sliding on it. I'm hurting over the thought about it.

    I guess jock straps were not an option because from the few guys at the combine I did see, they didn't have anything supporting their junk.
     
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    In watching this for the umpteenth time. I realized one of the announcers made a corny joke-"okay everybody-let's try to stay up."
     
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    I actually think it was pretty hilarious... I mean it sucks for him (or maybe not because it looked to be pretty decent and now everybody knows its decent) but it was funny to me lol
     
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