What 'bad' thing do you do while driving?

I'm no stranger to having some fries on the road.Changing cds is another thing I do,but I know where all my cds are in without looking so that may not be so bad.

 

Everything ur NOT supposed to do. Text, eat, get dressed, display excessive road rage, etc

 

What happens/happened in the vehicle stays in the vehicle.

 

I have a bad habit of being on my phone at a stop light. I'll miss it when it turns green and only catch it at yellow causing everybody else behind me to miss the light lmao.

 

I don't drive, so...Jay walk

 

hahaha, I am that guy. I generally end up laughing my ass off and putting my hand up like, "my bad yall!" Everybody else throwing they hands up like, "foreal, breh??"

 

Mine? Tactical Road Rage. Works like this:

I use certain interstate routes frequently, so I know which spots state troopers usually hang. I use the left lane as an actual passing lane but there's usually some goober in a Ford F150 or Dodge Ram that's flying down the lane and gets right up on my bumper because they think it's the "fast lane" (fuk u, Don Henley). So, now I'm pissed that Mr. Trump Voter With The Truck Nuts is riding my azz. I slow down to EXACTLY the posted speed limit, pissing goober off. I wait until I get right before the spot where I know highway patrol is sitting, then I pass to the right. Goober gets pissed off cause I cockblocked his fast lane driving, and tears down the left lane at a high speed after I move over and passes the sitting cop. Sirens turn on, lights flash, goober gets pulled over. Hilarity ensues, and I'm cackling like LL Cool J at the end of "I'm That Type of Guy" as I watch in rear view mirror.

 

Procrastinate because I detest the entire experience.

 

I eat and drink while I drive. Usually it's potato chips and Gatorade. But I only do it in my own vehicle which is an automatic. I don't do this while I'm driving for work. It's difficult to shift gears and snack at the same time.

 

Scroll through my spotify and read texts (I don't text back)

 

That's the kinda payback I like!

 

In DC we have speed cameras (which have caught me several times). Once a guy from Maryland (not a fan of suburban drivers using our roads and not paying taxes) rode my bumper trying to get around me. I was in inside lane and there was a Metrobus in the right. I kept to the speed limit just behind the bus' left bumper until just before the speed camera and then I dropped back and pulled in behind the bus so the Maryland guy could blow by me. He di and I watched as he got lit up and the camera caught him for a $150 fine. Bonus point was I was still behind him on a different road two miles further on and he got lit by another camera and another $150 to DC's treasury.

 

Yep they ha

Yep they have both speed and red light cameras in Chicago. I always drive the speed limit like an old lady, and the one time I got a speed ticket in my whole life was some (assumed) Trump supporter riding my bumper, so I sped up to get away from him (guess I remember Spielberg's first movie, "Duel"). Since then, I've determined to make the fast lane fukkers pay like I'm the dark knight of the road.

"Who...who ARE you?!!?"

(Michael Keaton voice) "I'm ... CAR MAN!"