I just can't use my vidster or xtube. To me its not user friendly like xhamster and pornhub.
I hate:
*Screaming dudes who sound like women.
*Kats who push rope.
*Fisting
*Muthafuckas pissing every damn where. I'm like...who is gonna clean this up?
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1. Boring a$$, quiet bottoms and disinterested tops "phoning it in". Conversely, annoyingly loud bottoms, and tops that require constant validation that what they're doin feels good and that the bottom can..."feel all dat d#$k" There has to be a balance.
2. That stupid editing that a lot of "producers" do where right when the shit is gettin' good and the couple really start gettin' into it and the scene abruptly changes.
3. Extended fellatio scenes (I've never cared for watchin someone get/give head, I think it's boring.) and excessive saliva.
4. Fisting/ Abnormally sized dildos
5. Pissing
6. The SAME position for 26min
7. Videos with no sound
8. Poorly prepared bottoms
9. Grunters (UUUUGHHHHH!!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! FFFF&&&&&&&&$$$$$$$KKKKKKKK.....MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ERRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!) Dude, are you f%^kin or workin' out?
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I hate the damn 'zooming in'! Can I PLEASE know who Im watching?! I wana see facial expressions! I do not need 20 minutes of u zooming in on the penetration! I know how sex works! Do ppl actually like cams zoomed in on that angle?
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The theatrics in the fake-azz screaming and moaning and how everyone says "yeah nigeh" like they're reading it off a cue card.And I get turned off if someone is trying to show off they're production skills by putting some distracting trap beat in the scene,so now idk if it's time to do the wobble or do the wobble.I get that it's all a performance,but stuff like that takes me out of the mood.
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Recent high school graduates or anyone who looks less than 23 Yo.
"cock"
Exaggerated grunts, "oh sh!t nigguh"s," take that sh!t nigguh"s.
Bad camera angles where you can only see the side of the action.
Milking (giggidy) the money shot/release by filming it from different angles and playing it over and over.
Bad music.
Music that's too loud.
Fisting.
Synthol injected genitalia.
Actors who are not even into the sex/limp in more ways than one.
When there is a "plot" and they don't extend the built up. At least make it seem like a fantasy....
"let me spot you, bro "
" ok cool "
Spotter's junk plops out as soon as the guy hits the bench. No. If you are going to do that, tease up to it, otherwise don't have any plot at all.
Gangbangs. It just looks like they are all lining up for the soup kitchen. Usually the bangee isn't that attractive and I'm not interested in seeing the bangers just fake jack off in the background while they wait their turn for the bukkake finale. -
The technical stuff:
The zooms/close ups on the private parts, especially the back shot under the legs angle. Like who wants to see that
Any narratives or plots.
Bad lighting.
Solo scenes are boring.
Music.
The actors:
Gorilla moans and snorts from the guys, exaggerated moans and orgasms from the girls or bottoms.
Anyone that looks like they had work done.
Ass acne.
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I forgot to mention that LMAO! I....HATE that. Its so distracting. Who the f@#k puts music in porn anymore, that shit is so late 90's and back. I don't wanna hear shit but cloppin', poundin' and moanin'. LMAO!!Dante, Winston Smith, ControlledXaos and 2 others dapped this.