When Keeping it REAL Goes WRONG

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    My friend/coworker calls me Brandon Johnson because of this skit. Apparently, I keep it too real, sometimes...
     
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    One of their best (truest) sketches
     
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    Take notes and learn from her mistakes ,so if I ever have to take you to teach a lesson to someone who messes with Omari,you won't get caught.
     
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    Yall some bytches, n so is ya aunts!!
     
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    What's reallly hood,bytch?
    ^how i will start all of my letters,texts,and e-mails from now on^

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    What's Really Hood Bytch?
    Just wanted to check in on you and see how you were doing.Haven't heard from you in a while.All is well with me ,and I hope the same is true for you.

    Yo n!gg@ if you don't get no bigger
    Dre
     
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    'What's really hood bitch?! Call me back when u get a minute grandma'
     
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    :dead1:

    to my boss:
    What's really hood bytch?! We gettin paychecks this friday or nah?
     
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    - when she busted the windows out the car tho! I can't

    - 'after a short trial' lmao. It was curtains for my girl Brenda! The system aint right!!
     
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    'Ashtray, u lil bytch azz mofuka! Come give yo grama some sugar'
     
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    Sadly, make her from Mississippi and that would be my mother and all the women on her side of the fam. No wonder I'm gay ...
    :dead1:
     
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    Im officially done w every1 from Mississippi! @DreG @ControlledXaos @Rico n all of yalls kin!
     
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    I wasn't born there, bruh, that's just maternal heritage. Mississippi is only a racial memory as Carl Jung would say. Sired in a little ass town, about an hour drive from this famous place

    That's why I'm a brother that can outdo Joaquin Phoenix in Johnny Cash karaoke lol
     
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    This and the Wayne Brady sketch are my all time Dave Chappelle Faves.
     
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    I am the only one trying figure out why Janice was using a gov'mint vehicle for personal use?
     
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    Are you kidding? That's the most real life part of the skit lol. Gummint employees are a special breed...
     
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    Cus that was her brother's car! N we all know how yalls cuzzins do (govt job or not)! Suspended license, but we need some more buns for the cookout. Or we ran out of drink. Rayray USED to have a license, so he can run down the street right quick.

    Brenda was the ONLY problem in this entire, unnecessary sitiation!!!

    Thats my girl tho...she keep it real!
     
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    Or you have Lil Dave (42 yrs old ) who's license is suspended for child support,but since he don't plan on getting a job no time soon,he driving anyway,so u might as well let him pick up Rae'nisha,Tretarius,and Dontarious from school while he's out (with no car seats whatsoever in the car).
     
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    Cough *right*cough. I know Rochester aint shyt, since we ran out of chicken at all Popeyes locations (during the special!) but, based on ur lack of sense, I think Jackson got us beat down to the ground for the Latarian Milton medal of honor.
     
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    Ratchet energy eminates from the city,effecting all of its residents...except me.

    Also,Rae'nisha is named after her daddy Ray,the mama's best friend Nieca,and the other bestie Alesha,who has been Ray's side chick for some time.That's why Alesha is always pitching in to babysit ,because she thinks of them as her step-children.
     
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    Go to bed negro!
     
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    All I'm sayin is, Alesha gets them kids some good birthday presents.She's in this long-term.
     
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    You and @SB3 stop talkin' my peoples!
    :franko1:
     
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    Alesha is smart enough to use protection,so I aint mad at her.
     
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    Protection? Mofo, she got twelve glochs!! The baby keep two in da crib...
     
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    Ahhh,I knew somebody 'round here had to know 'Lesha from Maply Street Apartments.
     
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    Man I never got tired of watching this sketch. You aint get into the MAP QUEST print out tho. The shyt I use to print out and use to go find a lame date crib. I was Keepin It Real...
     
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    Thot Baio! Lol. I just couldn't take anymore of Brenda's ridicuousness. If u mapquest directions to go 'ride on' somebody, u need to do a bid.
     
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    "Take dat you clap having jezebel" :dead1:
     
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