Stuff LaRon Landry Can Do In His Spare Time

By OckyDub | Posted Oct 2 2014 | 21 Comments  

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If you don’t know by now (unless you’ve been under a rock) Indianapolis Colts safety LaRon Landry has been suspended due to testing positive for performance enhancing drugs (PEDs)….yawn.

I feel somewhat the complete opposite than the rest of the ill-informed, partially pharmaceutical funded media and the sheeple when it comes to PEDs. Who cares more than 500,000 Americans die per year from alcohol, nicotine, over the counter and prescription medications as compared to the possible handful of related steroid deaths per year? I’ve hinted before how I feel about naysayers and steroid use. I digress.

Landry who has previously played for the Redskins and New York Jets has a month to sit on the sidelines, cleanse his system out and ponder life due to his four game suspension. I was thinking of the possible things he could do to utilize his time wisely. Such as;

  • Become an underwear model
  • Try out for WWE
  • Become an underwear model
  • Take more selfies and upload them to Instagram
  • Start a Youtube fitness channel
  • Come out with an album of him playing the Pan flute
  • Let me lay on his back

These of course are just suggestions. Check out the pics below and feel free to offer up your own ideas.

 

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  1. Steff Brown
    Steff Brown | October 2nd, 2014
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    Body shots for everyone!

  2. iHeartCherryCocaine . | October 2nd, 2014
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    he should really consider a job in modeling though.he’s got the body for it no doubt and its not like he has anything better else to do than the entice instagram boutique models of the world.

  3. lyriq88
    ChuckFKALyriq | October 2nd, 2014
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    So I just want to say… this is entrapment. I came here expecting to discuss the specifics surrounding NFL rules in regards to PEDs, his career, moral obligations, etc. etc. But no. @Ocky hit a brutha with the ookie doke & now I have some… *ahem* BUSINESS… to attend to before my workout.

    Workout was pre-planned before I encountered this page by the way. However, I think I’ll go a tad harder today lol.

    • SB3
      African "Voodoo" King | October 2nd, 2014
      0

      LOL damn bro. TMI!

  4. Jronn
    Jronn | October 2nd, 2014
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    Me! He could do me in his spare time! There, I said it! *slowly backs out this post like Homer Simpson into the bushes*

  5. Mike "IT" Brown | October 2nd, 2014
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    Fluffer, maybe. No wait. Anal fluffer.

  6. achris
    achris | October 2nd, 2014
    0

    Whoa (he’s FINE)!!! I have a few ideas of what he can do…..lol!

    • SBthe13,000 | October 2nd, 2014
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      Lmao! I hadn’t even seen the post, I just saw the title in the stream, and i immediately said the EXACT same thing!

      • achris
        achris | October 2nd, 2014
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        Phew…I need a towel lmao!

  7. PH Howard | October 2nd, 2014
    +1

    he’s cute but he’s way to muscular for my liking.

  8. alton
    NYCforEVER | October 2nd, 2014
    0

    Not my type, but he definitely a good looking man. He should consider some kind of modeling. Not sure if he has the…..dimensions….to be an interesting underwear model, tho. LOL

  9. ptseti | October 2nd, 2014
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    I think he should complete the tattoos on his body and I would be there to put that ointment on his body daily. Nice sweet hunk of a man he is …yassssssss

  10. Dean | October 2nd, 2014
    +1

    I didn’t know that he had tested positive for PEDs. But look at him! He’s muscle on top of muscle on top of muscle. Can you blame him for using PEDs? Yes. His job depends on having a body that is muscle on top of muscle on top of muscle. And the NFL competition is very high–as are the wages in the NFL. It’s good that he was suspended for such. Such use can be harmful to health and it’s not fair for non-drug assisted athletes to compete with drug-assisted athletes.

    Now for his being a model: Models tend to be less muscled than he so I suspect that that’s not a good 4-week (the length of his suspension) career choice for him.

    In the 4 weeks he should focus on his post-NFL career plans.

    • UncontrolledXenomorph | October 2nd, 2014
      +1

      TBH, PEDs are not going to make you go from Clark Kent to Superman. You have to already have some talent and abilities already. Not to mention genectics that would respond to bring out the extra edge PEDs can bring.

      Everyone can’t take PEDs and still look like this. PEDs are not miracle drugs.

      That being said, his body is the truth. He couldn’t do runway but he also couln’t model UnderArmor or Nike with this tagged onto him. He could be a male video THOT like David McIntosh though.

      Personal Trainer, Go Go Boy, skripper, ‘Escort’, topless furniture mover, nude butler service would work though.

  11. Cal3bg | October 2nd, 2014
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    All I know is he is fine as hell and he’s still #1 in the League in my book after seeing these pictures.

  12. Rod Turpin
    Roooooooooood! | October 3rd, 2014
    +1

    Sexy dude, but I think a bit too much muscle for my taste (I just feel like he would literally break me in half in bed -_-)

    • UncontrolledXenomorph | October 3rd, 2014
      0

      More for me then.

      I bet dude generates so much heat tho for these cold winter nights that are upcoming. Hugging him probably would crush little skinny twink shaped dudes. I could handle him.

      I mean, do you see the teardrops in this guy’s thighs? Ham mercee.

  13. Raymond "The Shining" Wright II | October 3rd, 2014
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    become my personal trainer…but we would actually be working out, I think? lol

  14. remyfacade
    Remyfacade | October 4th, 2014
    +1

    Porn!, please do porn




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