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  1. DreG

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    • Willing to love her man as he struggles with his demons
    • Her boyfriend is cute,so she ignores all of the "quality time" he spends with his best friend 'Twon
    • Appreciates her boyfriend for listening to Beyonce and Keri Hilson with her,and being a good shopping buddy
    • Accepts her boyfriend's insistence on "waiting til marriage" to kiss or sleep in the same building


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    • Will cuss his girl out for brushing by,looking at,or acknowledging the existence of his ass
    • Don't want no gay dudes at his job,gym, mall ,grocery store, or gas station
    • Supports sports,guy trips,and other exclusively male environments as a way to make a boy "stop being sweet before it's too late"
    • Wants Odell Beckham to stop dancing
    • Thinks eating yogurt is suspect

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    • Abhors what Gay Marriage is doing to the community
    • Has no wife
    • Homosexuality didn't exist in his day
    • Has a large collection of Donna Summer records
    • Has met Stepanie Mills 5 times
    • Always tells young black men "I bet you have a lot of girlfriends"
    • "Accidentally" installed Jack'd on his phone

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    • Doesn't understand "why mens is kissing mens and wumenz is cuttin oawf all dey hair "
    • Told her daughter to make that boy stop actin "like that" when he comes to Sunday dinner
    • Think's men with any colour in their hair "aint natural"
    • Is mad she saw two men hugging.They were brothers,but it still' aint right fuh mens to do that"
    • Told her bi-sexual granddaughter to go back to the boyfriend who drinks and cheats on her
    • Is "praying" for her perpetually single ,aspiring singer nephew

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    • Wonders why you always hanging around men
    • Doesnt need a man
    • Thinks a strong black woman is single " cause of DL brothas like you out here spreadin booty germs"
    • Aint worried about what no punks doing behind closed doors
    • Thinks you're cute
    • You too cute to be gay
    • Keeps trying to call you

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    Thinks :
    • White people invented and perpetrated homosexuality to depower the black man
    • Chemicals in food are why our children are gay
    • Empire is part of the next step in a long-running initiative to feminize the black male
    • Homosexuality is a confused "behavior" born from poor male figures
    • Male and Female energies balance each other out
    • Has 5 girlfriends,because he is a king
    • Has read 3 internet essays and wikipedia article and owns two books somewhere in the house,maybe, about his beliefs
    • His best friend is secretly gay
    • All of his clothes are designed by a gay man

     
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    Yeah. I feel like from what you've posted over time, you're trying to justify dating white men over black men and convince yourself and others that it's the right decision. If you feel that strongly, go for it. But we all know that there are no shit dudes of all races and confirmation bias is real. I'll take my black ass self and my black ass husband and know that through all the billshit and no shit dudes, two black men found each other. So it's possible if it's genuinely something you want. But for you, I don't think it is.
     
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    Make that money. Don't let it make you.

    Mr. Whittington is about to have a wild ride.
     
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    Don't believe the hype... Even during most gay dudes' younger years, potential baes would quickly move on because they were busy looking in the distance trying to find the next hot piece. The "over 30...over 35" bullshit is merely another excuse for avoiding actual commitment. Brothas need to stop playing...
     
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    I could be reading way too much in your various posts, but white guys seem to be your thing. Go for it! It doesn't seem like Brothas will ever measure up. Why torture yourself?
     
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    I've had those moments where I asked myself, what is it about Black Gay Men that makes it so difficult dealing with them? Then after seeing so many of them in successful relationships despite the bullshit I perceived from them I started asking myself, what is it about ME that makes it so difficult to date these men?

    I definitely go for the wrong type of dudes. Even when I see them I think to myself, "this dude has all the symptoms of not being shit.....Maybe this one will be different though." And sure enough, he proves to be lame (slow texting, lies, stood up on dates without notice, etc).

    I say all that to say, the main problem I have is not Black men in general...my problem is the type of Black men I'm approaching and where I'm meeting them.

    Clearly you've been on this site long enough to see that not all Black Gay men are as bad as you (and I) describe here on the site however we as individuals can tend to go for the same no-shit dudes subconsciously without even knowing it while the "good guys" get ignored.

    If you were getting that much play from white dudes at that club, I'm sure you were getting play from the Black guys as well, but you only approached the Black guy that you thought was attractive. Maybe the Black guys who didn't 100% meet your physical aesthetic would have been more worthwhile hangs.

    And like others have mentioned, there are plenty of no-shit dudes in all races and ethnicities. Both gay and straight. Tyler Perry, The CW and the Lifetime Network have built empires on telling stories of women dealing with no-shit men of all races.

    You can either lump all of the no-shit men together with the good guys and say all Black men are hard to date, or you can keep kissing the frogs until you find the one that fits both your physical requirements and the companionship requirements....or you can just throw out your playbook and approach totally different types of Black men than you have in the past.
     
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    Whoever is in charge of their social media has the best job.They're getting paid to talk shit on a national level.:franko1:
     
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    This is like, brilliant. I'm about to go follow this shady bitch now, lol
     
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    I just skipped to the last 4 minutes.

    In classic black female form, when they are arguing with men, they always try go for the female pronouns when they run out of material.

    Gnarled fingernails kilt me dead tho.
     
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    The internet is roasting her ass:rejoice:,and I love every bit of it:feedme:

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    Since its humble beginnings, Cypher Avenue has always been known for having a funny bone. We’ve also held the honor of being the first and only gay/bisexual website to feature original Internet Memes and Animated Gifs featured in both the blog articles as well as in the user submitted comments section.

    Over the years we’ve featured some hilarious original memes, many going below the radar. So here’s a collection of some of our favorites, new and old, created from classic “meme faces” on the web as well as from stills captured from (infamous) Black Gay Web Series.

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    2. On Gay Oppression

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    3. On Down Low Men

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    4. On The Cypher Avenue Webmasters

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    5. On Homophobes

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    6. On Fake Bisexuals

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    7. On Gay Deadbeats With High Standards

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    8. On Gay Ex-Boyfriends

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    9. On The Black Gay Web Series Freefall

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    11. On “Straight” Co-Workers

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    12. On First Time Meet and Greets

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    13. On Gay Feminists

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    14. On The Gay Community’s Embracing of Frank Ocean

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    15. On Black Gay Men Doing The Most with Fashion and Interior Design

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    16. On Working Out

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    17. On Only Wanting Attractive Friends

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    18. On One-Sided Relationships

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    19. On Friends First

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    20. On Kaldrick King

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    21. On The Black Gay Web Series Momma’s Boiz

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    23. On Black Gay Roommates

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    24. On Finding Out The Truth

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    25. On Black Gay Web Series In General

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    26. On Being Black & Gay

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    27. On The “Package” Delivered In The Web Series Steel River

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    28. On Appearances Being Deceiving

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    29. On The Morning After

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    30. On Gay Sexual Discrimination

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    Which Memes do you like the most? Any that you would add to the list? Post them all in the comments section below!



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    We need a black version!!!
    Anybody wanna make a black version of this?!?
    Let's piss a few people off today!
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    Awww, what a difference a day (and a beat down) makes! White supremacists talk super shit until they realize mofos fight back. Enjoy a laugh at a snowflake Trump alt-right thug's saltwater and why my favorite German word is SCHADENFREUDE:



    Yes, Cartman, your enemy's tears DO taste good! Vanilla flavored, even...
     
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    Post any memes that crystallize a (real or exaggerated) struggle you are going or have gone though!

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    NOPE....this is my face 99% of the time when I'm reading online comments.
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    If you have a fetish for dudes who are ~15 years your junior then you can't mad when he's not interested and call you granddad lmaoo

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    On another note, I feel like the generations are looking younger and younger to where you could be in your mid-30s and be mistaken for late 20's haha
     
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    He's waiting for you at the door
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    I'm hollering!:franko1: your people ain't got sense.
     
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    Yea you are right, black comedians being homophobic to a black audience is still pretty much tolerated. Maybe not as much as it use to be, but it still is. However I think what comedians do realize these days is that to become more than a "chitlin circuit" comedian you better damn well be more progressive in your thinking, because major corporations and networks aren't having that shit. The gay dollar and friends of gay dollar is too powerful.

    In Lil Duvals case, I think he pretty much knows he aint gonna be shit on a larger scale, is a fairly ignorant ass dude that comes off as comedy to a black audience, and he is ok with being that. Which is why he doesn't see a reason to apologize even outside the fact of not thinking he didn't say anything left field. Its pretty much a mute point.

    I don't want him to apologize. Just like I don't want racist people to apologize. For what? Keep your pathetic apology to appease people and try to salvage your image. If thats what you believe, believe it with convection and stand by your free speech. It works both ways. Example - The transgender community has the free speech to destroy dudes ass as much as possible and use their gay allies and straight allies to shut down any possible career avenues Lil Duval potentially had on the horizon.

    Free speech should be respected just don't think its not without CONSEQUENCES.
     
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