NSFW How Big is Too Big?

Well, dont get me wrong, i've bttmd for 2 men in my life. I'm not a 'position' nazi, which is why i approach men regardless of what their jackd profiles say. But even if i was a mostly vers/btm, i couldnt imagine caring abt a peen size. Big ones are fun to play w, but cmon, who is checking to be impaled for the sake of it?

 

Mmm...plenty of people I'm sure or else it wouldn't be a frequent discussion point but that's good you don't limit yourself!

 

I just want a decent menses, idgaf abt peen OR cake size

 

Lol menses! I was just wondering what y'all think. Anyone with a pulse is going to be my standard soon..

 

So no vampires?Wow,didn't think you discriminated like that.

 

In Beijing rwe have no use for puny vrampires...day can't get rerections...no circeration..
@DreG

 

You are the person I hate most on CA!!!

 

Since peen size (for me) is more aesthetic than functional, it's subjective to the height/weight of the person. I would have to say anything below 6" is funny looking to me, but again, it's subjective to body size.....6" on someone my height/weight (6'2"/260lb) looks ridiculous to me, but on someone who's 5'4"/130lbs it looks just fine, as long as there some girth and a good d#$k to balls ratio. LOL!

 

I must say that it does look odd when a dude has a long/thick peen and small balls.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I hate both @alton n @ControlledXaos based on their input in this convo lol

 

Mmmmmmmmmm hmm.....LOL!!

 

LMFAO!

 

Dont be in here tryna get ego strokes negra! Besides, if u aint got receipts in 2016, it aint true n never happened...

 

Believe or don't believe...It don't make no nevermind to me...

Nick Delmacy be like:

 

I'm lookin back at you now @SB3

 

That might be the worst analogy/gif/thing combo Ive ever seen...
Ima pray for u...

 

Im done w yall nasty azz AARP mofos. My black mamba has a date w myvidster

 

AARP!!??????

 

Everybody knows Im 78 at heart, but in real life, I haven't crossed over that 35 line in the sand where yall go to be put out to the gay pasture/firing squad

 

LMAO A stones throw away from "Gay" Shady Pines

 

U mean Gaydy Pines!

 

O.M.G!!!!! rocksrocks

How will you ever go on you poor thing you??

 

Dont believe the hype. I heard he's hung like a snapping turtle...but i aint one to gossip..

 

Why do men feel so threatened and react defensively and/or dismissively upon hearing about another's above average penis size? There are pros and cons to it all, as this thread has revealed.

I could care less about size, to be honest. Don't mind talking about it though.

 

It's winter time all the time when one doesn't have either the booty or the penis.

 

I cant speak for anyone else but personally, I love when a muhf#$ka shit is bigger than mine. No threat perceived at all, but some dudes truly get butthurt over it. D#@k size has always been perceived as a symbol of manhood, so to tell a muhf@#k they hung like a toddler (or for a muhf@#ka to KNOW they're hung like a toddler) will almost ALWAYS get them tight. LMAO

 

I don't know it's weird to me. Everyone's obsessed with big penis's and bodacious asses. You have to have one or the other.

 

LOL @Nick Delmacy got a:

This song is a guilty pleasure of mine for awhile haha Dormtainment are actually from ATL

 

I think because we view average as average. Whatever that average is, because I have observed that average is really relative.

I think we look at average to be negative or small even if average is a decent value, this applies to more than just penis BTW. Average isn't the smallest and not the largest but there seems to be only small or big when people talk about peen size.

Men really attach alot of emotion to penis size. Even if a dude has a nice body, an overweight dude with a large d!ck could say "he probably has a little d!ck and trying to make up for it." Women love to insult men by talking about his peen if it's small. But we know how good they are at determining masculinity and virility.

But everybody knows that men can't have nice bodies, fancy sports cars, or big pickup trucks because if they do it means they have a little d!ck. Lol

But it really shouldn't matter because I think almost every man would like more than what they are working with anyway. Or definitely wouldn't be mad if they woke up with an extra inch tomorrow morning but we'd all be calling in sick if it shrank an inch. Lol

 

"I think almost every man would like more than what they are working with anyway. Or definitely wouldn't be mad if they woke up with an extra inch tomorrow morning but we'd all be calling in sick if it shrank an inch. Lol"

I'm more than satisfied wit what I was bless wit BUT...you right, if that muhf@#ka were to shrink, and it AIN'T from the cold....

"SOMEONE PLEASE CYALL 9.1.1.!!"