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    We all know that several of us are engaged to myvdstr around here. I would be insane w/o the love I'm shown from the members there who do the dirty work of actually posting scenes.

    But! This is about the things u HATE to see in pron. Everyone has their own kinks. So say what makes u hit the x when ur watching scenes.

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    I hate the damn 'zooming in'! Can I PLEASE know who Im watching?! I wana see facial expressions! I do not need 20 minutes of u zooming in on the penetration! I know how sex works! Do ppl actually like cams zoomed in on that angle?
     
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    I just can't use my vidster or xtube. To me its not user friendly like xhamster and pornhub.

    I hate:
    *Screaming dudes who sound like women.
    *Kats who push rope.
    *Fisting
    *Muthafuckas pissing every damn where. I'm like...who is gonna clean this up?
     
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    I actually don't mind the pissing scenes. I think it's so dirty that it's hot...sue me
     
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    1. Boring a$$, quiet bottoms and disinterested tops "phoning it in". Conversely, annoyingly loud bottoms, and tops that require constant validation that what they're doin feels good and that the bottom can..."feel all dat d#$k" There has to be a balance.

    2. That stupid editing that a lot of "producers" do where right when the shit is gettin' good and the couple really start gettin' into it and the scene abruptly changes.

    3. Extended fellatio scenes (I've never cared for watchin someone get/give head, I think it's boring.) and excessive saliva.

    4. Fisting/ Abnormally sized dildos

    5. Pissing

    6. The SAME position for 26min

    7. Videos with no sound

    8. Poorly prepared bottoms

    9. Grunters (UUUUGHHHHH!!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! FFFF&&&&&&&&$$$$$$$KKKKKKKK.....MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ERRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!) Dude, are you f%^kin or workin' out?

    10. Bears, Leather Daddies, Twinks, Hood Nukkaz lookin for a quick $20. "small" peens
     
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    The theatrics in the fake-azz screaming and moaning and how everyone says "yeah nigeh" like they're reading it off a cue card.And I get turned off if someone is trying to show off they're production skills by putting some distracting trap beat in the scene,so now idk if it's time to do the wobble or do the wobble.I get that it's all a performance,but stuff like that takes me out of the mood.
     
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    "someone is trying to show off they're production skills by putting some distracting trap beat in the scene"

    I forgot to mention that LMAO! I....HATE that. Its so distracting. Who the f@#k puts music in porn anymore, that shit is so late 90's and back. I don't wanna hear shit but cloppin', poundin' and moanin'. LMAO!!
     
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    That's cause they're hoping LA Reid or somebody catches the new BIR scene and gives them a contract lol.
     
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    The technical stuff:
    The zooms/close ups on the private parts, especially the back shot under the legs angle. Like who wants to see that
    Any narratives or plots.
    Bad lighting.
    Solo scenes are boring.
    Music.

    The actors:
    Gorilla moans and snorts from the guys, exaggerated moans and orgasms from the girls or bottoms.
    Anyone that looks like they had work done.
    Ass acne.
    The obvious Straight Gay-for-Pay guy.
     
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    Would you piss on your partner? (in the tub specifically, I don't want you to stray away from answer the question)
     
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    Those kill me.I actually laugh at them.
    -Your shoe is untied
    -O ,well,let me see what's up with that dck

    :mindblown:
     
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    I have. In the shower. Did it to each other. No biggie.
     
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    One word: MUTE~!!!!

    *It so often is just ''fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah" adinfinitum
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    *I don't need my porn to sound like one of the 'actor/models' swallowed a ten year old valley girl and she is talking for him.
     
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    I can't do mute tho. I need sounds and dirty talk.
     
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    Im only called a 'prude' because I don't like complete stranger sex. But, Im def a freak when I do get down to it. 110%.
     
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    Recent high school graduates or anyone who looks less than 23 Yo.

    "cock"

    Exaggerated grunts, "oh sh!t nigguh"s," take that sh!t nigguh"s.

    Bad camera angles where you can only see the side of the action.

    Milking (giggidy) the money shot/release by filming it from different angles and playing it over and over.

    Bad music.

    Music that's too loud.

    Fisting.

    Synthol injected genitalia.

    Actors who are not even into the sex/limp in more ways than one.

    When there is a "plot" and they don't extend the built up. At least make it seem like a fantasy....
    "let me spot you, bro "
    " ok cool "
    Spotter's junk plops out as soon as the guy hits the bench. No. If you are going to do that, tease up to it, otherwise don't have any plot at all.

    Gangbangs. It just looks like they are all lining up for the soup kitchen. Usually the bangee isn't that attractive and I'm not interested in seeing the bangers just fake jack off in the background while they wait their turn for the bukkake finale.
     
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    Lmao! Im gonna pray for u. And ur name is Kimberly Ann Parker from now on.
     
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    I hate that some of the black gay companies, that have been in the industry for over 10years, have not upgraded their production level. I get that some black gay companies the wink look is their thing but please feed these models make sure they got a lil hair on their shin and body or something. It would be great if there were more thicker/muscular models in black gay pron. I hate terrible camera angles or in the middle of a sex scene they zoom the america for 5mins on someones face. O and I hate when the models look ashy lol
     
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    I think the real sitch is that most of the base model blk companies take whoever they can get, and it's usually some broke down queen looking for a quick $300.
     
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    The thing with black porn companies is that the production value never really increases because black people don't subscribe to porn sites. We would rather get it free when white people support so the production is much better.
     
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    I don't even think it's so much abt blk n white w porn 'support', the blk companies are just a step above amateur because they will take any lil 19 yr old broke blk kid or 35/40 yr old crackhead, they just have a better camera.

    Outside of dpound, all the rest of the blk companies are one big SMH. And even they have THE WORST editing ever.
     
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    Well before I mentioned i was a Taggaz subscriber and dpound. I do think that pirating is affecting it because we love $free.99
    I used to have a porn DVD subscription like Netflix too. That worked ok but now, technology is just makes it so easy. But honestly who is trying to properly support porn sites here? If a myvidster video won't play, I'll find another. If one requires me to disable ad block I go to the next one.
     
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    THIS. The N word is a turn off. dont make me go Malcolm X post-coital. And calling any clip with two masculine black men "thug"

    Gangbangs. It just looks like they are all lining up for the soup kitchen. Usually the bangee isn't that attractive and I'm not interested in seeing the bangers just fake jack off in the background while they wait their turn for the bukkake finale.


    :dead1:

    I'll never be able to see one now without busting out laughing

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. Negro, 'disable on this page only' is the option.

    2. I used to have a dpound subscription, but that was back when the models were grown men.

    3. I love free99 pron!
     
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    Then its a two edge sword because I believe the reason ppl dont subscribe and rather get it for free is because of the production quality. But with marketing now a days you cant you still make money with out ppl subscribing just using social media and website cliks (idk)? I mean we all knew that new forms of social media was going to come out way back in 2006. If they want to still stay valuable in the game they're going to have to or the white companies like next door studies (ebony) will just easily take over.
     
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    1) Excessive fake groans and scripted speech.
    2) Moaning. (Japanese porn is notorious for this. I'll still watch it occasionally, but I have to mute that shit).
    3) Cheap amateur studio porn where the guys weigh only 90 pounds when wet.
    4) Exteme close ups.
    5) Sloppy bobble-head dick sucking.
    6) Obviously uninterested dudes.
    7) Jock straps.
    8) Cock rings! I will IMMEDIATELY shut it off if I see it. Never been a fan.
    9) Porn music.
     
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    I hate:

    1. Bottoms with hairy asses (NOT SEXY, especially upclose). Light, light peach fuzz is passable.
    2. Bottoms that do not arch correctly.
    3. Porn performers that perform like someone has a gun to their head forcing them to fuck.
    4. Porn performers who do not give head CORRECTLY. HORRIBLE!!!! You should be shot.
    5. Overly produced scenes that are straight up boring.
    6. Women in porn who are trying to suck a 15in size peen as if they are being choked...HORRIBLE.
    7. Solo scenes. I do those by myself.
    8. Foreign speaking during porn. I need to know what you are saying (the nasty shit); otherwise, FUCK!
    9. Women who moan like little girls. Guys who do not moan or moan but do it like they are taking a big, constipating shit...STOP!
    10. Tops that look like their penis is being screwed into the hole.


    Porn should be FREAKY, NASTY. FUN and HOT. Otherwise, take your ass to work like the rest of us.
     
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    I agree/disagree. When it comes to porn, you should not expect what you would find in a movie. It is porn. The objectivity of porn is turning the camera on to fuck, nut and CUT!
     
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    I would have agreed with that maybe 10 years ago but its 2016! Black porn companies can do better. If they won't somebody else will easily just takeover since the porn market is already over stratified (maybe that will be a good thing though). The way technology is evolving the industry is moving toward more movie like production (ie blacked.com). I mean black porn does the sex part right but sometimes I be like this scene would be soo much better if the sound, video, lighting quality were better and actors weren't as ashy lol.
     
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    All of this except the hairy ass part. As long as it's not "Sasquatc" territory. There's some thread here where I referred to some Dominican-looking pic dude as Pan the Greek god. For some reason his bubble butt hairy ass was a big turn first time I saw it!
     
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    ^this ^
     
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    These bother me too.I want my dudes totally naked.It's so distracting.Commit to the nudity dammit.
     
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    Yea, I hate jock straps. I hate when the bottom isn't hard n jerkn off! I know some guys have medical conditions that affect their ability to keep bones, and that's ok. I get it, but pron performer isn't what ur meant to be!
     
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    I think this is who your talking about. I also don't mind hairy dudes in porn as long as they look clean and if its on a good looking dude lol
    [​IMG]
     
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