Manscaped Commercials Are Funny But True

I've always wondered about guys with funky balls and stuff. If I go down on a TOP and his nuts smell like the apocalypse, I am kindly losing interest. Same for his ass. I'm one of those BOTS that will eat a TOP's ass but not if the swamps of despair are in there. I'm lucky to have a natural scent (whatever the hell that is)..get in the shower and wash and I'm good.

Everytime I see a guy with a nice ass, I come to my senses real quick and realize that he has been wearing that fit all day. You know straight dudes wear like 20 pairs of shorts...his ass and nuts might smell like cosmic pollution and I don't want to explore that space at all. Houston, we will always have a problem..Never!

I think I remember shaving my ass once and that was when I was much younger, same for pubic hair. I like to see a man with pubic hair. Ass hair is okay as long as it's not Yellowstone National Park back there?

Now for some crazy shit. Some dude Retweeted a post of a dude saying he can't eat an ass unless it stanks. Sweating, musty, just left the gym man ass. I had no idea this was a thing...the video had a number of likes and I didn't know people actually like funk trunk...

Go wash yo ass. You ain't even f**king me until you wash yo ass, nuts, peen armpits. Fall back....into the tub.

And Im glad her ass slipped on the ball juice. She knew what was going on! All up in that phone thoting on Tinder.

 

I actually looked into the lawnmower after seeing the commercial (which shows my future addiction/debt to the HSN, cus I'm not even hairy enough to need that..smh) but it got a lot of bad reviews. The commercial had that shyt lookin like Andis T outliners!

 

Lol

There is a difference between natural musty smell vs "Bitch, your ass stinks!" But for the most part, you need to wash your ass. And since most people, especially some men, look at dick and ass as Smell colonies (especially the ass for bodily waste purposes), I'm not surprised at people not giving a fuck to any extent on body odors and general bathing. A handful of guys don't even wipe completely (or roll up to prevent shit stains after the 2 in public) or wash their ass HOLE in the FOR REAL REAL.

Manscaping is a bonus for me. You can have body hair (except for the ass cheeks), but you can't look like a Chia pet. Shave or wax dat shit, especially if Im throwing money at your ass.