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  1. lilreddude

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    I'm only do raw.....

    Did we hookup before?

    I hate Cypher Avenue.
     
    #12 lilreddude, Jan 7, 2017
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    "You're a doctor, right?" (maculopapular rash revealed from nether region. blank face)

    "Soooo, what's the diagnosis?" (blank face)

    "Can I have penicillin?" (Of course! Naaah, just shitting with you. Leaves.)"

    "I'm on my period."

    "You're like my ex!"

    "Ohhhhh my ass creeeaaaamin' "

    "Sup. Sup. Sup. Sup."

    "You're not that attractive."
     
    #22 NikR, Jan 9, 2017
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  3. acessential

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    It's just a rash.

    Make America great again

    Mother is home waiting.
     
    #14 acessential, Jan 8, 2017
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    I'm a total _____
     
    #10 SB3, Jan 7, 2017
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    "I forgot to fleet."
     
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    My baby mamas (plural) tripping!

    What's your credit core?

    Just looking to F%$&!

    Getting my life Honey!

    ..........I'm Mother of {insert ballroom house} !

    I last "dated" {insert DL athlete or famous person name whose pics n video were "mysteriously" leaked}
     
    #9 mojoreece, Jan 7, 2017
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    I'm not actually "gay".

    My wife is home.

    Can I borrow 20?
     
    #2 DreG, Jan 6, 2017
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    "Biiiitch, she look fiiiieace"
    "YAS GAWT, Miss Thing"
    "What label is that?"
    "I'm not into Nature"
    "Gardening? Ewww, sounds dirty"
    "I dont like Family Guy" Ok, this is 5 words but, for the sake of argument, Family Guy counts as one. LOL!!
     
    #26 alton, Jan 9, 2017
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    He a doctor gurl!
     
    #24 SB3, Jan 9, 2017
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    @Nick Delmacy you peep this? LMAO
    :franko1:
     
    #13 OckyDub, Jan 7, 2017
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