NSFW Have You Been To a Nude Beach?

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  1. OckyDub

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    Would you want to visit one?
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    Never been, a buddy of mine keeps trying to get me to go with and I keep telling him that I'm Catholic so public nudity isn't fun unless there's either bushes or a gloryhole nearby and it's illegal
     
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    It's on my bucket list, nowadays just out of curiosity and to say I've done it once. But got to work on getting back in shape lest a bunch of hippies see me, think I'm a beached whale, and start singing CSN&Y's "Woodstock" over my body while tanning.
     
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    I've always been too self conscious about my physical appearance to even bother with it. Closest I've gotten to a nude beach is Riis Park in the late 90's/ early 2000's....fun times. ( @Tyroc I know you know LOL)
     
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    Yea when I went to Sizzle back in 2012
     
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    Sand doesn't belong in some places. Also not tryna get stung by a jelly fish on the nads.
     
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    Well no wonder those dudes are at one. I would be willing to give them a 'helping hand' if they needed it.

    The closest I got to a nude beach was being naked on a beach in 1986, except it was a small secluded beach with nobody else around, and we ended up getting ticks all over us when we walked through high grass to get to the beach.
     
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    Ive never heard any positive reviews of nude beach experiences. Ive always heard that they never quite met expectations.
     
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    I have seen footage of nude beaches and people should definitely not have the expectation that everyone has a gym body there. You will see every walk of life and body's type and just like real life, you'll see more average bodies than fit/ "sexy". So if the motivation is to see swinging swords and phatty phatty phat phats attached to chiseled bodies, you are likely to be disappointed.
     
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    This is very true. That little spoiler pic Ocky posted is FAR from representative of any nude beach. LOL I know even when I was in my best shape, I STILL would never go fully nude because Im a perfectionist and if {even only in my mind} Im not up to par, I REFUSE to get caught out there. My cousin used to get on me say..."dude please, get over yourself. Everyone out here is a mess" but I just couldnt do it. If I couldnt be the stereotypically "gay body boi" then I wasnt even gonna waste my time, even though I probably was, at the time, at least im comparison to the average dude out there. Self image is a powerful thing, man. smh
     
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    When I was at a nude beach...the nude old wrinkly bodies didn't bother me. It's a beach so I'm gonna enjoy myself.
     
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    Yea, Im not gonna be bothered by someone's body, but why do I need to go to a nude beach to see everyday people. Hell, even if ur body is banging, I don't need to see u nude to swim. Ijs, I don't ideally go to myvidster to watch average ppl nude either.
     
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    Well I thought the point was to just be naked and feel free. It's not supposed to be sexual in nudist situations. I think after a while you get used to it.
     
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    Thats true. I guess I just rather be nude in my house if ain't nuthin bout to go down lol
     
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    Then keep your funky @ss in the house then sucka.
     
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    I have in Ocho Rios and it was cool save for the random 80 year old white couples every few feet but there were good looking people there as well. It was a couples thing back when I had somebody LMAO:(:(
     
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    I went by one in 2014 in St. Maarten in the Caribbean. Never going again lmao
     
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    Speaking of which, what happened to that confab Ock was planning?

    Seriously, I'm thinking about @ColumbusGuy comment about ticks and shit. Almost went skinny dipping with this white hippie family back when I was a shorty in grammar school. It was a cultural exchange program, so I the token black city kid staying with this rural Woodstock-type family of granola eaters and their kids the same age as me. They used to go skinny dipping at night which, at that age struck me as some Charles Manson type shit. I wasn't giving up the drawers to go swimming as it was at night with only moon lit. "Naked black kid in lake drowns, no one saw him in the dark. Film at 11." Ha!

    Nude Beaches on or near coastal areas make sense, but if you're in midwestern woodsy areas that shit is fucked up. Ticks, mosquitoes, snakes, leeches...wtf?! Lol
     
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    I've always wanted to visit one. I hear it's very liberating.
     
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