Best Posts in Thread: How Short is Too Short?

"Short legs means he his thrusts wouldn't be much deeper than he's endowed but the quickness could be intense. "

Im here at work dying over this LMAO I have a thing for short dudes. I think they're adorable, but I've found that can't take them seriously because I always look at them as little living toys or elves or some wacky sh!t. I'm 6'2', my shortest partner was 5' tall (ridiculous). My last partner and the dude I messed with for a minute after him were both 5'4". I would like to deal with someone maybe an inch or so taller than me, tho. I admittedly get "hot & bothered" when I see a dude that's like 6'3" 6'4" because its kind of a "rarity". I'm always the Jolly Black Giant in the situation.But yeah, as far as the shortest, 5'4" is where I draw the line. I've found that the shorter the dude, the meaner they tend to get. LOL

 

I am your run of the mill, American male. I'm 5'10". Woefully average in height. I'm not tall. I'm not short. Most men I meet literally eye to eye. I don't really have a height preference when its comes to dating. There's advantages to guys who are a little shorter, a little taller, and the same height I think.

However the below photo made its way into my Facebook feed.


I think this guy is attractive. However most of the ladies who replied to the photo said he was too short. Maybe for them and from the point of view that this could be a potential baby daddy, I can see how they couldn't get beyond his height.

I mentioned that sexually, he probably could do a lot of acrobatics to hit that spot. I mean low center of gravity and all.

Still the ladies were not biting. Could it be his clothes? Maybe his youthfulness? I'm not sure. I really didn't dig that deep with the chicks in question. I thought he wasn't bad looking so it really didn't matter what they thought on this hypothetical situation.

Being a sexually active guy, I went to use cases for what sex could be like with someone this height. For real, being on top, you could be thrusting and pulling him onto you at the same time. He'd not really be able to "run from the D." Probably even spin him around on it while he's riding you, like he's riding the agitator on a washing machine.


Have to be careful hitting him from the back though. Probably would literally break his back if you are too heavy. I would not want to be the one ending up on an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER over that.

69 could be a little problematic. Unless you're into yoga, double jointed, and really flexible. However you could sit down on the couch, have him stand on the outside of your legs, bend over and you can eat the groceries while he's slobbin on the wood.

As a top, he could probably be spinning around and hitting the prostate in all kinds of different ways. His low center of gravity could allow him to like jack Hammer it in. Short legs means he his thrusts wouldn't be much deeper than he's endowed but the quickness could be intense.

I honestly started this thread being seruius about dating someone significantly shorter than I but my senselessness took over and here we are.

So my attempt to get this train back on the track is... Would you date a dude who is significantly shorter/taller than you are?

 

LMAO!! This is the best post ever. I'm 6'2 and I'm a sucker for dudes that are taller and bigger than me. Unfortunately that cuts out a huge chunk of the dating pool. The shortest I ever dated was 5'9. That might be the shortest I'll ever go for.

 

Glad it's not just me! I like economy and subcompact rides, myself.

And yeah, them Lilliput mofos make up for height with 'tude. I'm 6'4"...and can't hoop worth shyt. Lol. My height only gets put to use when there's some little old lady at the market who's been waiting awhile on some dude like me to walk down the aisle to finally grab that can of Glory Collard Greens on the top shelf for her.

I think L'il Man got it going on, but he'd probably be more intimidated by my height than I would be of his, natch. Plus, I'd probably be pissed when he'd take my pants and go making tents with them and camping out in the backyard. But at least I could rest my beer on his dome when he's giving head. Which brings me to

I'm actually intimidated by dudes taller than me, 'cause I'm used to always being one of the tallest, or the tallest in the room. Then, Dikembe Mutombo walks into the room, smacks the drink out my hand, and wags his finger. "No, no, NOOOO..."

 

This is so wrong. lol. There should be laws against this! When he gets kicked he just shoots off of there like a bullet! How did he not get hurt? *ashamed at laughing at this*

 

Meh. I would give him a shot if we had been clicking on every other level. I'm a pretty short dude. 5'6"/5'7". It's nice to have a dude around my height. (makes spooning, cuddling, and hugging so much easier) but I don't really have a preference. Shortest I dated was about 5'5". Tallest was about 6'2". Most dudes are taller than me by default, but I don't really care either way.

 

I like em short but damn...

 

Back in my teens I always said I'd only go taller .My short @$$ is 5'7 so everyone is taller than me usually.But now now I think I'd only prefer a a few inches taller like 5'9-10 or maybe a few horter like 5'5.I don't think an extreme of either direction would be a deal breaker.If dude in the pic above showed up I'd at least give him a chance to see if he can make me laugh,have good convo,and stuff like that.