I Was a Teenage Fruit Fucker

Nylon was my texture of choice in my younger years.Then i eventually upgraded to a silicone toy.

 

Did you see the thing about mixing up potatoes??? It was like a science expirement.That much productive work would redirect all of my energy.

 

I am just wondering how anyone could go in so much trouble for a nut. Some people try way too hard. I just wanna get off lol

 

A dude once showed me what he called his home made fleshlight.It was a pringles can with what I think was a rubber glove inside with the wrist held around the rim by a rubber band.

 

I honestly would try this one day just to see if it worked.

 

LOL wow

 

Lololololol

 

The can has to be stuffed w towels or some kind of padding. I actually saw one made from the lays stax can, and I almost passed out lol

 

yeah I think so.it looked tight on the inside and stuff.I just wonder if anyone else ever came across it at some point and reached in for a snack.

 

See..smh

 

Come to think about it, I remember a friend whose stepdad was always in n out of jail telling him about the 'fifi' back when we were teenagers. Smh

 

Well, i had this bean bag chair and these basketball shorts...threw in a little baby powder and viola! TMI! lol.

 

Please tell me this was a joke, cus otherwise im completely out of the loop

 

So we won't talk about the giant stuffed animal in the house when I was a teen that developed a hole in one of the seams....

 

I admire the creativity. I haven't done anything beyond humping the bed/pillow.

 

Toys like Fleshlights didn't exist when I was young, so ya had to think out of the box.

 

I used to put my penis in everything. couch crevices, fruit, uh Vaseline in a glove. lube in a condom with a sock, uh a bunch of stuff.

 

guess I just like variety.

 

AH! The truth is revealed! Now I know where Robot Chicken got it from!!!

 

Is there a button to dap this entire thread??! Holy moly this ish is hilarious

 

I like this thread just based on the fact that it's probably the only sex thread where I've have the least knowledge & sexpertise.
It's kinda nice to feel "normal" and vanilla.

 

laawwwd

 

I def had the stuffed animal thing going too, a few inanimate objects... theres a list.

 

wait what kind of fruit are yall talking about?

 

Fruit was for eating and nothing else, though two of my friends and myself were curious about who can stick a bannana the furthest down their thoat before chocking to death...Haha.

Tried the sock thing, hated it. You see when I curious with my finger one night at grandmas during a jerk session ...I accidently hit my P-Spot. I never knew what anything else was after then. That faded for a few years until I got a toy a while back & then their was that one guy who...but anywho.

My second youngest brother though. When he got of age, I'd find plenty of holes in my moms giant stuffed dog, teddy bears and I think a Santa once.

Shirts with nut stains on them, socks, et...sigh. I didnt say one word but how could I..lol We're all boys.

 

Like my internet crush who's throat I dream of impregnating.

 

Yeah that..Fun times.

 

please do finish your thought...