Name Something That Pisses You The Fuck Off

Hey you! Yes you. Over there in the right lane. Why are you trying to speed up as I'm passing you? Ya ass been driving 62mph in a 70 for a whole entire 2 miles and now that I'm passing your slow ass you wanna speed up? Nawl mane. GTFOH! Sit yo muhfuh ass back and stay ya ass in your original lane where you have been for now 2.5 miles.

 

YOU BETTER SAY THAT!

 

I have been dealing with this for the last ten damn days at least now...



...and I am not happy about it.

 

RE: this...



Hoping for something similar to that time-resignation or impeachment.

 

Why does this look like the poster of villains for an RPG? lord.

 

Ha! What DOESN'T bother me is more like it! I'm working on it tho...

I hate timid drivers. Eventho I don't drive often here, I take cabs waaay too often. I get all kinds of road rage as the passenger (granted, cp time plays into this). Many ppl think that all NYers drive crazily, so they're too intimidated to drive here. However, the real problem is that sooo many NYers start driving sooo late in life (by comparison) that you end up w a bunch of novices who themselves, are too damn scared to press go! This is why I can't keep my pressure down good!

 

THIS

 

Fukas taking the elevator to the second floor. YES this is my current life....

 

Every comments section ever. I tried to narrow it down, but there's so much. This could really be it's own spin-off thread.

 

People who play on their phone in the gym. If you wanna dick around on the internet go to Starbucks or McDonald's. Also people who stand around and talk taking up equipment other people could be using.

 

People who complain about everyone being on their phone but knowing good and damn well their own phones are like a blood vessel and will lose their souls of they lose or forget their phones !

 

Amd another thing: you youngins gon' stop be disrespectful to people two, twenty, or fifty years older than you. Just because someone isn't young and fresh and skeetin' milk out the ears like you don't mean that they're ancient or Ice Age wise or anything like that. Don't be disrespectful!

 

random IG DM..... i want you to be my bitch "

@)*($)_$(@$(@) hate it

 

-When someone takes out the trash but doesn’t replace the trash bag.
-People who double & triple text (I’m still not go’n answer bruv).
-Love & Hip-Hop.

 

I have an extensive list, but I'll keep it minimal

1. As of recently something that has been irking me is joining these "conscious black" groups and expecting to see some semblance of unity only to see that shot down when they bring up topics dealing with homosexuality. They show their ignorant asses when it comes to that. I have seen some of the most asinine logics.

2. Slow walkers drive me insane, but that could just be a NY thing.

3. Chain Letters via social media. I will not send this to ten other people and I damn sure am not sending it back to you. That is the laziest "Pay it Forward" attempt.

 

Cosign

 

I really hate when someone parks their car right next to mine and the parking lot is half empty with plenty of available space.

When I call someone back after I missed their call and they don't answer the phone even though they just called 30 seconds ago.

When someone writes a check at the store in the checkout line. WTF?! Who still writes checks. Wake up and smell the 21st century.....get a debit card.

When parents bring young kids to an R-rated movie. If you can't afford a baby sitter you can't afford to go to the movies.

 

Almost forgot. Dudes who say their skinny jeans.......

 

1. Slow drivers when it is impossible to pass.
2. Grown men that do not know how to properly was dishes or clean up after themselves.
3. People that smack when eating.
4. People that do not was their asses on the regular.

 

People who have NO logic
&
SHITTY attitudes ​

 

-people that stand on the travellator instead of walking on it (gtfo of my way man, gotdamn)

-when someone eats your food that you’ve been waiting damn near all day to eat (I’m talking bout had daydreams at work dreaming of going home and smashin)

-male flight attendants

 

maaann, you ain’t never lied bruv

 

Dudes who use the urinal right next to the one I'm using even though there plenty of other open urinals no one is pissing in........WTF

Dudes who use a public bathroom and don't wash their hands.....you nasty muthafuckas.

 

If they're nasty in public, they're nasty at home. Best to skip their dinner invitations...

 

-People that say AXE instead of ask.

-Niggas that put their hand above the urinal when peeping (you gotta pee that mad bruh)

-Nick Delmacy

 

-Incompetent administrative assistants that don't know how to fucking do their job.

-Grown folks that try to police other grown folks (ex. not my specific situation but - 1. coworkers who try to tell you how to do your job or 2. Throw you under the bus when what you do has no impact on them.

Yall are trying to trigger me

[saves this space for future additional grievances]

 

People who drive behind you with their high beams on
Black people who call every lightskin person "pretty"
Rampant Unnecessary Cynicism
@Lean Lantern
Anyone who says "good morning "to me.Aint nuthin good about 9 am!!!! My real friends know not to talk to me until 5-7pm.

 

People who always anticipates on Friday coming while at work....HOPEFULLY you will still be employed by Friday: Be THANKFUL

People who waste food and just buys food or orders food for the sake of doing so...HOPEFULLY you will never have to starve to death: BE THANKFUL

 

I can't stand people who are angry at breakfast, gang-banging on the breakfast.

I can't stand people are rude to wait staff or servers. I have actually got up and left a date because bruh man was snapping at our waiter like she was his servant.

I can't stand pompous arrogance.

 

this sounds like a personal attack, lol

...I hate that nigga too

Oh my days, me too yeh! I’ve even done this on outings with my friends who’d have a friend being a dickhead to staff and servers. That’s top three shit that I cannot tolerate.

 

Agree very much on treating people in the service industry like crap...just because you can because they can't say anything back or they could lose their jobs. If it happens once-maybe they are just having a bad day and took it out on someone. If it is a pattern, I don't want anything to do with them.

Also..

@Nick Delmacy
@OckyDub
@Rico

 

I have a lot of things that pisses me off.

1. People who rely on you for everything, who also feel the need to be a smart ass to you.
2. People who ask you for money, calling you "broke" when you don't have money to give them.
3. Managers who have a problem with you texting on your phone or taking a second to breath, then they go and do the exact same thing.
4. The owner a company you work at, thinking their family are the fuckin Obamas whenever they come around. Im here for a check, fuck you fuck mamma fuck yo daddy, fuck yo ugly ass baby who look like a crackhead.