Ruin A Date In FOUR Words

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by OckyDub, Jan 6, 2017.

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    Ruin a Date in Four Words...

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    I'm not actually "gay".

    My wife is home.


    Can I borrow 20?
     
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    I voted for Trump.

    You tryna chill afterward?
     
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    What's your name again?
     
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    I'm always itchy there...

    Gotta return this text...

    Huh? What's you say?
     
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    That's my dad too!!!!
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    Is your dick big?

    Hey, whats the tea?

    That bitch tried me! (then leans down and drinks from the straw hanging out of the glass while both hands are still on lap)
     
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    My baby mamas (plural) tripping!

    What's your credit core?

    Just looking to F%$&!

    Getting my life Honey!

    ..........I'm Mother of {insert ballroom house} !

    I last "dated" {insert DL athlete or famous person name whose pics n video were "mysteriously" leaked}
     
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    I'm a total _____
     
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    You gonna pay right?
     
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    I'm only do raw.....

    Did we hookup before?

    I hate Cypher Avenue.
     
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    @Nick Delmacy you peep this? LMAO
    :franko1:
     
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    It's just a rash.

    Make America great again

    Mother is home waiting.
     
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    "I don't drink alcohol."

    "Game of Thrones sucks."

    "I LOVE reality shows!"

    "How Big Are You?"

    "I'm in a Fraternity."
     
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    what's wrong with frat boys?
     
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    Damn, frat dudes is an automatic ruin for the date? You gonna miss out on a lot of quality dudes bro.
     
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    Why do u always fool up w Nick n his online 'anti everything' foolishness?! Yall need to just go on a date alrdy...
     
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    Boi stop, Ain't nobody checkin for Nick....(clears throat):sass2:
     
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    You must have forgotten the squad's previous discussions on Fraternity dudes. You even dapped and commented on the most recent post I wrote about my past experience with one...
     
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    LOL yes I did forget. I cannot even recall. My bad big bro
     
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    "You're a doctor, right?" (maculopapular rash revealed from nether region. blank face)

    "Soooo, what's the diagnosis?" (blank face)

    "Can I have penicillin?" (Of course! Naaah, just shitting with you. Leaves.)"

    "I'm on my period."

    "You're like my ex!"

    "Ohhhhh my ass creeeaaaamin' "

    "Sup. Sup. Sup. Sup."

    "You're not that attractive."
     
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    "I forgot to fleet."
     
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    He a doctor gurl!
     
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    Bro that's been going on since clubs and cocktails party were first invented. You know that comes with the MD. If they don't know you, just say "I'm a doctor...of medieval German theology studies. Want to hear about the ten volume anthology of Martin Luther's 99 thesis I'm writing?"

    Extra polysyllabic daps for "maculopapular"
     
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    "Biiiitch, she look fiiiieace"
    "YAS GAWT, Miss Thing"
    "What label is that?"
    "I'm not into Nature"
    "Gardening? Ewww, sounds dirty"
    "I dont like Family Guy" Ok, this is 5 words but, for the sake of argument, Family Guy counts as one. LOL!!
     
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    "Video games are childish."
    "You gotta phat ass."
    "What you mixed with? "
     
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    "What that mouth do?"
     
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    For some reason, this would not be a deal breaker for me.
     
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    "Come pick me up"
    "I don't do condoms"
    "I'm not like them"
    "Let me check Jack'd"
     
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    Lol, like if we're at dinner and that food finally comes, then I can see it being a joke... but otherwise, nah.
     
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    Lol. I guess you're right. There's a fine line between being flirty and vulgar. "What that mouth do?" toes the line if delivered right.....or I'm just a ho. ;)
     
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    I don't suck dick.
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    That's a legitimate observation though.
     
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    That's a legitimate question.
     
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