The Fart is a Lonely Hunter

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  1. Winston Smith

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    This is ingenious and right on time for Christmas. An engineer gloriously overthinks a solution for package thieves. Mythbusters Meets Jackass. Should be a regular series!

     
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    While I found it entertaining I personally wished he would have used ink / dye and skunk spray. Better yet, I wished the package would have exploded and pig shit went every where. Thieving bastards
     
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    I think there may have been some legal issues if more .... Discouraging deterrents were involved. So he kept it simple. Like I was advised not to do too much to my coffee creamer for that bandit at work, just in case. But they just would have been on the toilet for a few hours. Or half a day. Or whatever. It was harmless. Lol

    They'll be cleaning up glitter for months though.

    This had me dying at work yesterday. Especially when the chick was like "oh hell nawl " lol
     
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    I was gonna say put a small bullet or some shit in it to pierce some skin, have them bleed a bit. But you said legal issues, so I guess not. LOL.

    I just wonder what would the legal issue be they would charge me with if a person is breaking the law themself by stealing. My defense would be, "they would not have got shot if they didn't steal my shit."

    Its mind boggling the nerve of these blatent thieves with no care in the world.
     
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    Yeah, I am all for booby traps but I guess it has to not cause harm? Not sure. Like sure, if the shit bullets skeet out on your property, it may be one thing, but if Boomane and Dem steal it, take it to their house and it slices through their eyes and they get blinded by a shit infection of the cornea, that may be a their fault. lol
     
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    So you saying a "stand your ground" for packages? LOL
     
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    Yeah, fun aside, the law is pretty stupid offtimes when it comes to certain common sense things, and you could possibly be held liable for doing harm to people who transgressed against YOU; e.g. the doctrine of “attractive nuisance” where some stupid kid breaks into and trespasses on your locked, fenced, clearly warning signed backyard swimming pool and YOU are liable if the dumb little fucker drowns. Or “imputed income” from debt forgiveness towards you on the part of a creditor.

    You need a fucking lawyer just to not get sued by a burglar stealing YOUR property...

    Fuck the law....
     
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    Sorry, the Clash did it better on their first album :)
     
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    I agree....but why the need for the two to fake it though? Seems kinda weird and glad he edited it.
     
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    True dat. So amazing things engineers are doing, why denigrate true accomplishments?
     
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    Alls I know is I want one of these boxes to skeet out dry ink balls that stain when wet and a mixture of pepper spray and fart smell
     
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