These Two Guys Sell Food On Instagram

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  1. OckyDub

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    Weren't these guys on that Potluck show with Snoop and Martha too? getting that exposure
     
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    Gosh I Love hearing stories like this!

    1.) They know what they're good at and they're using it did their own food as well as for others, and
    2.) To be able to be get together with someone who you'd thought you would never want to even as much as to sit in the same waiting room, to now make a great business venture together is one of the best things that could ever happen to anyone.

    If I were to be their momma or grandmomma or granddaddy or somebody who'd raise them, I'd be so proud.
     
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    Gosh!!! If I could have a redo, I would have totally gone to Culinary School and tried the Chef Life. Don't get it twisted, I love what I do...maybe in my second career I can work on my love for cooking!!
     
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    SCENE:

    Presidents of Israel and Palestinian Authority sitting at table, grimacing at each other.

    BGE (walks in, hands behind back): Gentlemen...I am here to offer you something that will bring lasting peace to your region...

    (Whips a tray from behind back and places on table).

    BGE: Voila! Peruvian lamb stew over curried couscous...and for dessert, Madagascar chocolate mousse! It's both kosher AND halal.

    (The two leaders eye the dishes suspiciously but each takes a bite. Their faces beam with delight)

    Israel: This is the most delicious meal I've ever tasted!

    Palestine: As for I, as well!

    (Both men shake hands)

    BGE: Crisis averted!

    (In walks a certain ethnic real estate developer and world leader)

    "Ooh...that looks like some kind of red meat...better fix that"

    (Pulls bottle of Dollar General catsup out of his pocket and shakes all over the dish)

    Palestine: "Infidel!"
    Israel: "Reprobate!"

    Subtitle: CRISIS REIGNITED

    Announcer: Tune in next week for another episode of Black Guy Executive, International Man of Diplomacy and Dining!
     
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    I am literally going to screen print this and put it on my desk. Although Israel has a prime minister. Lol. That would definitely be an awesome scenario. I am going to gone head and put that out into the universe.
     
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    I thought about that when I was typing it but I was on the train. Netanyahu don't mind...:)
     
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    I'm waiting to see the art work you drew along with this story. lol
     
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    Well, both of you are right. Israel has a Prez and a PM, but for the sake of the story, the one who should get the lamb stew and couscous would be the PM.
     
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    It would have have been a beautiful oil painting reminiscent of Kehinde Wylie that BGE could hang up in his parlor while entertaining international guests...unfortunately Trump is in it which reduces everything to a paint-by-number of dogs playing poker....
     
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