"This guy lives as a merman and is the most beautiful person imaginable"

Discussion in 'Group Discussions' started by Jaa, Oct 13, 2016.

  1. Jaa

    Jaa
    The 100 Daps Club

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2015
    Messages:
    395
    Daps Received:
    665
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    USA
    "For up to $350, lucky people of Atlanta can even hire MerMan Blix to attend their parties – dry or wet."

    Um...ok. I wonder how much he actually makes doing this.

    LINK: This guy lives as a merman and is the most beautiful person imaginable

    ------------------------------------------------
    This guy lives as a merman and is the most beautiful person imaginable
    [​IMG]
    Miranda Larbi for Metro.co.uk
    Wednesday 5 Oct 2016 1:45 pm

    [​IMG]

    If someone asked you to imagine what merfolk looked like, you’d probably think of Ariel. Or one of the girls out of Mermaids.

    Blonde. White. Blue-eyed.

    But one merman is swimming against the stereotypes and is fighting for more black people to embrace the mer lifestyle.

    Blix is a gay professional mermaid who lives in Atlanta.

    ‘I eat, sleep and breathe mermaids, merman – the whole life,’ says Blix, who is known as Eric when he’s a ‘two-legger’.



    ‘My family knew I was a merman for a very long time because I used to wrap my feet up in blankets and shape it into a mermaid form.’

    Blix’s godmother, Natasha James, makes his silicone tails and she says that she’s actually lost friends through it.

    ‘People told me I was crazy,’ she says.

    ‘When I started making these, I lost a lot of friends who would tell me, “There’s no such thing as black mermaids – why are you doing this?”‘



    Blix says he’s even had kids coming up to him saying that their friends have told them they can’t be mermaids because they’re black.

    ‘And I’m like, “No baby, don’t say that – that should make you want to be one. You can be the first!”.’

    Blix tells Metro.co.uk that he became a professional merman about two years ago but has been ‘living the merman life ever since (he) was young’.

    But how easy is it to learn to be one?

    ‘I’ve been swimming since I was a kid and pretending to have a tail was always a thing to do at the pool,’ he explains.

    ‘Once I got my first tail, the swimming was second nature.’



    For up to $350, lucky people of Atlanta can even hire MerMan Blix to attend their parties – dry or wet.

    On his event hire bio, he says that he’s from the planet Euragond, which is inhabited by blue whale sized merfolk.

    ‘He and his family members are able to change their body sizes to match those of humans on Earth. They came on a mission to entertain Earthlings of all ages.’

    So…are there any merpeople here?

    ‘The mercommunity spreads all the world!’ Blix says.

    ‘There are merfolk EVERYWHERE!’



    Blix says: ‘Being a merman has taught me to just be free, not to care what anyone thinks – be like the ocean, just be free, follow your own current, love your self.’

    ‘No matter what anybody says, if you want to wear a tail, put on a tail and be a mer.’

    And when you see how glorious he looks, its hard not to want to.
     
  2. OckyDub

    OckyDub is a Verified MemberOckyDub I gave the Loc'ness monstah about $3.50
    Site Founder The 10000 Daps Club

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2015
    Messages:
    6,691
    Daps Received:
    15,036
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The planet of Memory Corpses
    Orientation:
    Homosexual
    Dating:
    Married
    :flav::carl2:
     
    Jaa and Jdudre dapped this.
  3. ControlledXaos

    Squad Veteran Most Valuable Player The 1000 Daps Club

    Age:
    48
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2015
    Messages:
    2,551
    Daps Received:
    7,196
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Atlanna
  4. alton

    Squad Leader The Great Debater The 1000 Daps Club

    Age:
    46
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2015
    Messages:
    1,794
    Daps Received:
    2,781
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
  5. ColumbusGuy

    The 100 Daps Club

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2016
    Messages:
    2,421
    Daps Received:
    2,992
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Backwater, Ohio
    Orientation:
    Gay
    Dating:
    Not looking
    'Gwarl those scales are on fleek! Missy swishy fishy uh-huh yassss hunty ya gotta werk that tail sis!'


    *not that there is anything wrong with that lol*
     
    Jaa and Jdudre dapped this.
  6. Omega Level

    Omega Level DRACARYS
    The 1000 Daps Club

    Age:
    46
    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2015
    Messages:
    657
    Daps Received:
    1,658
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    Dating:
    Single
    I can't believe I just read this. To be fair, this is truly a unique post. Kudos Jaa.

    Side note, this line here >>>>
    Damn Atlanta, so not only is the city abundant with gay men, its even gay mermaids in fvckin ATL?.

    Also, this >>>
    B*tch, there is no such things as MERMAIDS!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!

    IM DONE....cpnoway:heh:
     
    Jaa dapped this.
  7. OhSheit

    Bae Material The 1000 Daps Club

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2015
    Messages:
    1,136
    Daps Received:
    1,595
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    Orientation:
    Bicurious
    Dating:
    In a Relationship
    :what:
     
    Jaa dapped this.
Loading...
Similar Threads - lives merman beautiful Forum Date
LinkedIn Staffers Go All-Lives-Matter During ‘Dumpster Fire’ Meeting on Racism (June 4, 2020) Race, Religion, Science and Politics Jun 6, 2020
A Young Artist and Disrupter Plants His Flag for Black Lives Race, Religion, Science and Politics May 6, 2018
A Boy Who Saved 17 Lives Gets a Big Surprise Sports and Athletes Dec 28, 2017
Cop who saved lives in Pulse nightclub massacre is losing his job and pension Race, Religion, Science and Politics Dec 6, 2017
Free porn ruins men’s sex lives, but not women’s Sex and Adult May 14, 2017

Share This Page

Loading...