We’re Fucked.
“Paralyzing Ice Storm” is what they’re calling it on the local Atlanta news…There’s word of 3 to 5 inches of snow coming along with a quarter inch or more of slick ice lining all of the highways and roads.
The electric utility company Georgia Power has already announced that this coming ice storm is going to be “catastrophic” for keeping everyone’s power on and that we should expect outages for days if not weeks.
According to the National Weather Service:
Impacts: snow, sleet and freezing rain will accumulate on roads making for hazardous driving conditions through Thursday. As the more significant snow and ice occurs Wednesday and Wednesday night, travel will be nearly impossible. Widespread and extended power outages are likely as ice accumulates on trees and powerlines and brings them down. Please Prepare to be without power in some locations for days and perhaps as long as a week. Once the ice begins to melt on Thursday and Friday. Falling ice from bridges and overpasses will create an additional hazard.
This all means that Cypher Avenue, based out of Atlanta, will likely not be updated with new posts much this week if things go dim and dark in this part of the country.
More tragic than that, we poor residents of the metropolitan will be out of lighting, heat, television, the use of computers and the internet for a little while.
I’ve stocked up on some food and liquor. I’ve also got plenty of candles and physical books to read to keep me entertained. Also I can catch up on some writing once I remember how to use a pencil and pad again.
As for porn, well lets just say I have old issues of XXL, VIBE and Muscle & Fitness magazine laying around that can finally be put to good use.
Being from the North, this all seems like minor weather conditions for so many apocalyptic predictions…but it is what it is…I’d rather have the city shut down occasionally than shovel 6-8 inches of snow for months-on-end like I did when I was growing up.
If you’re in the Atlanta area, stay warm and be safe and keep off of the roads unless you absolutely have to get out.
See you on the other side!
Nick Delmacy
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1. Please be safe! We can’t lose either of the patriarchs
2. I never knew XXL and Vibe could be considered porn
But yo ass knew muscle n fitness could be porn! See..
But Ima need ATL to stop playin this winter and put some damn salt truckers to work.
I mean I can see Muscle and Fitness being a turn on but not a hip hop magazine. Most rappers aren’t sexy to me though…except for late 90’s DMX.
I mean, there are a few who I wouldnt kick out of bed..but I dont think a still image of them fully clothed would do anything for me either.
You young bucks don’t know how to use your imagination.
O yea? So Im a young buck now???..but why work so hard when ur in bk?? U kno, a place that understands how to not shut down over a few inches of snow. We’re on snowstorm #43 this winter and my myvidster is still on and poppin homie
Stay Strong my brother I have food and liquor too and ready for the long haul… I hope like my old apartment my new apartment has emergency outlets that allows power during power outages.
DAMN ATL is being hit hard this year! Well I hope the relationship podcast comes up really soon. You guys be safe and stay warm.
I know not what you speak of…It might have gone into spam…lemme check…
I hope the storm isn’t as bad as they say it is!!!! You know sometimes these meteorologists like to exaggerate and have us thinking the worst is going to happen. I pray the power doesn’t go out. And please be safe!!
Look @nick I’m the kinda dude that gets fucked up one night , and does interval sprints the next morning … Lol shit I will be but up bright and early and me N my homie just downed a a fitht of titos, and washed that down with some merlot lol…. And I will be doing some sort of work out in the morn!!!! Well thats the plan anyway lol.
LOL you and a homie getting drunk off vodka and wine during a weather state of emergency…thas dope…Everybody booed up but me, LOL. All good, take it away, Cudi…
Lol you sound like me..