Mumbles is back on screen…(already?!)…and he’s headed to a house party with his rape victim “Glass-Jaw Nico.” (You didn’t know that Besties occasionally rape each other while unconscious then go out clubbing together?) Also tagging along is Nico’s useless boyfriend, Ray.

Speaking of male-rape victims. That whole “getting male raped while unconscious” thing, it hasn’t been mentioned or acknowledged on the show since it happened a couple episodes ago…ever…at all. The Nico character doesn’t seem to remember it happening. Not even sore pain or bleeding the next morning. All that tells me is either Mumbles is very “small” or Nico’s “smashbox” was already pretty roomy.

Nico, you got anally violated bareback by Mumbles and You Don’t Even Know It.

So we’re in the House Party, everyone’s having casual conversations…right there on the dance floor. Even people around Nico and his boyfriend Ray are eavesdropping on their conversation. I think it hits me and Nico at the same damn time:

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Nico is “Turnt Up” but apparently the volume on the music isn’t….

Anyway, he takes off his shirt (thanks, Nico) and tries to basically molest Ray in the middle of the party (chill, Nico). Ray doesn’t approve, they argue and leave the party. Next scene has Ray driving a high and unconscious Nico home where, talking in his sleep, he accidentally reveals that he’s involved with some murders (really, Nico?).

This was probably the biggest sequence I’ve seen budding filmmaker Lamont Pierre try to pull off. A lot of characters and extras and all that. Besides the weird low music thing, the sequence is pretty effective and achieves what it sets out to achieve…there are more colors here and not so “Green-tinted”…The acting is pretty decent….so…uh…I have no snarky sarcastic comments to add here. I’m actually at a lost for words. I’m pretty damn impressed. Wow. Maybe the rest of this episode will actually be this solid all the way throu – Oh damn, Xavier’s back –

Sigh. Real talk, I secretly root for Xavier and the actor that plays him. I wanna like the character but its just so badly written. So Xavier storms into their apartment the next morning, looking for Cam.

Ayo, sidenote, this crib is kinda dope. Is this what being 20-something and having 3 to 4 roommates gets you? Is it worth it? If you’re over 25, nope…grow up.

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Back to Xavier. Nico is sleeping on the couch, hungover from the night before, and literally has to tell Xavier THREE TIMES that he doesn’t know where Cam is. Why the fuck is he so anxious to find Cam when he’s been pushing him away all this time? Of course, Xavier gets frustrated:

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Real talk, why does Xavier need to see Cam all of a sudden? Because the writers need him to…No other reason. Its the soap opera storyline of this web series. Xavier is looking for Cam so that means that Cam is with his Ex-Boyfriend Tony. If Tony were looking for Cam, that would mean that Cam was with his current boyfriend Xavier. Cam only exists on the show for this reason.

Sure enough, the next scene: Cam is knocking on Tony’s door. Cam asks Tony if he can stay with him for a couple days. Man gets robbed so man runs to ex-boyfriend instead all of those damn murderers and criminals he ALREADY lives with? Sigh. I guess. This is why I choose to stay single: keep your drama to yourself.

Back at Roommate Central, Ray shows up just as Xavier is leaving. He and Nico get into an argument about Nico being too wild every time they go out.

Ray…shut the fuck up.

You have zero say-so in this shit here. If I remember correctly, Ray is the one that currently lives at his mother’s home in the hood. Nico is the man of this relationship. He makes the money. He’s buying a home for them both to share. He even buys all of the drugs that they’ve been taking since this season began.

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Ray then says, “You need to fix your shit ’cause we got important plans!”

Ray…SHUT THE FUCK UP!

NICO is the one with important plans…ain’t no “we” in that shit. You are just a spectator!

Nico could do so much better. To be honest, he would be better off dating his male-rapist, Mumbles. At least that dude has personal goals and initiative. Plus he’s got two jobs even though his father is independently wealthy. That’s someone to make “plans” with.

Ray’s ass is just taking up space and smoking up all the kush. So “we” got plans, huh, Ray?

Oh, the episode’s over? We made it?

Wait, there’s more…

Its Mumbles aka Jovanni Colon on screen again, looking at us. No disrespect if I’m wrong, but that name sounds made up. I don’t blame him, can’t be attractive and have your government out there in this digital age with gay Catfish stalkers. Jovanni is looking handsome and mumbling something to the audience, probably asking us for money just like Shamon did at the beginning of the episode.

Wait a minute…

Did the Freefall producers really just drag out the prettiest, lightest-skinned niccas in their cast in a shameless attempt to convince their “fans” to donate money to the series?

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I ain’t even mad at this, though. At this point, do what you gotta do to win. Sex sells. Tell them you’ll film another gay anal male rape scene if you reach your fundraising goal.

At the time of this writing, This episode of Freefall has over 10,000 views. Not “viral” numbers but def a number to be proud of…So if just half of the “fans” that watched this episode gave merely $2.00 each, they would already have the small goal of $10,000 they are trying to raise. As I scroll through their hundreds of positive YouTube comments, I’d bet a g-stack that all of the people who posted praises didn’t immediately go make a small donation. Most of them want something for nothing.

That has to be frustrating for the producers. But I’m not gonna get into all this again, I’ve already written an over 7,000 words dissertation on the lack of financial support in the black/Latino community.

Hell, we’re the only gay website even mentioning this web series on a consistent basis. Most gay sites discuss/promote straight reality show stars and heterosexual models more than they discuss/promote any out gay artists and talent.

But I hope they do make their goal to prove my theories wrong. Love the show or not, I know that it takes a lot of time, money and effort to produce even halfway decent indie films/web series. The actual hardcore fans of Freefall should know this as well.


So that’s it, folks!

Real talk, even with my sarcasm, this episode was probably the best of the season so far. I mean that. Mainly due to the scenes being pretty short for once and because of DeAndre Lemans’ portrayal of Nico. He’s by far the most improved actor on the show this season and Nico’s storyline/character is more interesting than the others (even without the unnecessary murder/rape plotlines). In five episodes, I’ve had the least amount of “What the fuck is going on” moments while watching that character’s scenes. Also, Nico actually has highs and lows, obstacles and resolutions…You get the sense that his storyline has a direction or end goal (raising as much money as possible to get a home of his own for him and his lover)…all of that makes the character more interesting to watch and clearly explains motivations.

Everyone else? They can move to whatever city Trent ended up…and they wouldn’t be missed at all.

 

NEXT RECAP: Web Series – No Shade Episode 08 “Trans-cending”

 

Cypher Avenue Rating: 3 of 5