QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Would You Hire An Escort Just For Lonely Holiday Company?

By Nick Delmacy | Posted Apr 14 2018 | 14 Comments  

If you were single and were feeling lonely on the holidays, would you consider hiring a “date” to spend the day with?

How about hiring one just for appearances to an event so that you’re not the lonely guy standing around sipping your open-bar cocktail with no “significant other” to talk to at all?

Or how about that Thanksgiving gathering that you were invited to but would look weird to attend (yet again) as a single person?

Then, of course, there’s Valentine’s Day…A day many single people dread to be alone. Would you consider hiring a guy for that day?

Side Note: Are this guy’s prices way too low for what he’s offering? I mean, he looks handsome, it seems like he could be charging way more for his time.

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  1. over-it
    over-it | April 14th, 2018

    So he’s handsome…so fucking what! Why would I PAY someone to perpetrate a fraud? It’s not that serious. And what happens after the fraud is over? What if your family likes him and wants to see him on your face time two weeks later? It’s a lie that most people can’t comfortably keep up with. Why waste your cash? I can see if you did it for people you may never see again, or people you rarely see (i.e. class reunion, annual conferences, etc.), but anything else makes absolutely no sense to me. Is this even a real thing Nick?

  2. rhodelee | April 14th, 2018

    Too much money and too much work for a lie. Now if I was paying for full blown sex with a ‘Happy Ending’, that is an entirely different ball game, but to pay for an elaborate pretense such as this? No, I pass.

  3. Nick Delmacy
    Nick Delmacy | April 14th, 2018

    Yeah I think he posted these as a joke (meme) but I've definitely heard of wealthy men hiring men/women to pose as their girlfriends for events and family functions. They even made a television show about it called "The Girlfriend Experience."

  4. mojoreece
    mojoreece | April 14th, 2018

    Clearly he knows nothing about the industry lol Just based on his looks dude could easily get six figures. Know your worth lol. :khart1:

    I don't see anything wrong with it. It's the oldest profession. As long a everything is put on the table, done honest with no strings attached. I would def hire him.:sass2:I don't know about bring him to a job function or family. Maybe like vacay our a night out in town.

    As I've gotten older. Ppl (and gov'nt lol) should just let hard working adults do what they want to do; as long as their not hurting other people.

  5. Dante Kelly
    Dante Kelly | April 14th, 2018

    Nope. Not in my budget.

  6. Will Comeaux
    Will Comeaux | April 14th, 2018

    Shit why not … a fair exchange.

  7. African King
    African King | April 14th, 2018

    I would not hire anyone for anything but something sexual. I don't need someone to just be at an event with me.

  8. Cyrus-Brooks
    Cyrus-Brooks | April 15th, 2018

    I guess people hire guys like this to bring to events and family functions so they don't look like total losers. That said I can't justify spending my hard earned $$$$ just so I can fake being in a relationship in front of family, coworkers or people at social functions. Hell I can't even justify hiring someone to fuck. I may not be the most handsome brutha in the world but I can get someone to fuck me for free.

  9. Sean
    Sean | April 16th, 2018

    I'm with you on this one.

  10. Wes
    Wes | April 16th, 2018


  11. SB3
    SB3 | April 18th, 2018

    Come thru w that wisdom shawty!!

  12. SB3
    SB3 | April 18th, 2018

    On paper, I would hire a hot as fuk, exclusive escort for some hot fantasy sex, but absolutely not as a damn date. Fuk Valentine's day! Im tryna freak w one of my fantasy celebs/athletes/ig models if im paying cold hard cash!

  13. DFW Brutha
    DFW Brutha | April 18th, 2018

    unbeknownst…the subsequent package for $1,500+ (aka BLAST protection)


  14. Coon-dalini | April 18th, 2018

    If he is catering to black clientele especially in a city with a high black population,ie Atlanta,these are the going rates and negros would still negotiating for lower prices.
    I wouldn’t pay. But only because I don’t have to . But there IS a market for the desperate and those who need the discretion (although the later type commands much higher prices and sex IS on the table) This is a thriving profession for those that know….

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