I’m attempting to start a holiday tradition of having a post dedicated on the site for providing gift ideas for men. I wanted to get started early because I know how lazy I am and how easily said post would never see the light of day. In my image search for some cool tees that may be on sale due to the winter season and all, I came across a pic of an okay looking t-shirt. As I clicked on the page to view the shirt and I was somewhat taken aback by the description…
“Maple Leaf Hetero Guy Fit”
Really with this shit? “Hetero Fit” was actually listed a couple of times as descriptors for tees. Are gay bodies different than hetero bodies? Of course there is no way in hell I would buy a fucking t-shirt for $275.00 or suggest it as a gift idea for any one; nonetheless the description of the shit, I mean the shirt kinda annoyed me. When I went to the DSQUARED2 website, the shirt was not listed as such. This made me think some queen decided it would be tongue-in-cheek to label clothing as “Hetero?” Was this code for the queers to suggest, “hey if you wear this you would like more masculine; therefore more normal?”
No big deal. Obviously these descriptions raised an eyebrow or two because as of this posting, they have been changed to something that makes some damn sense. Still…fuck these prices.
Maybe I will start a new category here at Cypher Avenue for life’s everyday fuckeries called…Really With This Shit?
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I was seriously looking for a sub-heading that says “This ain’t no fag shit”
I think that starting the post with the “Really With This Shit?” is a great idea. I think that would be like “Donkey of the Day” that Charlamagne Tha God does on The Breakfast Club.
$275 for a t shirt? Is a daily Handy J included in this or nah? Cause ain’t no way.
I’m saying! I’m more offended by the prices lol. This is odd though. If I had to guess I’d say this model was “Gay fit”
Even aside from the unfortunate implications around labeling clothing “Hetero Fit”, at the risk of sounding ignorant I have to ask: These are mean to make you look MORE heterosexual??
LOL I have no idea. I just don’t understand it honestly. Who knows what that person/s were thinking.
Well, the formerly known as “Hetero” fit shirts have longer sleeves I notice. You know, the gays love to show off their arms after they have been in the gym.
Source: this gay who loves to show off his arms after he’s been in the gym.
I’m done w those prices for damn tshirts smh..I don’t care how rich u are.. This is a problem!
As much as i like tshirts. i like the look, but the price and the name are true turnoffs. i could get a knockoff that looks way hotter than any of this fuckery. I like the category name as well. Number 1…. make it so!
I think they were probably tying to differentiate between European fit (ie H&M, Zara’s) and more loose/normal fit. It’s still kind of bad to call something “Hetro fit”.