Disclaimer: The following text is satire and is not meant to encourage division, homophobia or even be taken seriously, for that matter.
ARTICLE ONE:
You have the right to NOT be Out if you do not choose to be. Discretion about who and what you do in the seclusion of your home (or rented hotel room) is included in your right to privacy.
ARTICLE TWO:
You have the right to be Naturally Masculine and not be accused of “Acting Straight” by Naturally Feminine/Inbetween gays who may be insecure, bitter or feeling rejected.
ARTICLE THREE:
You have the right to only have heterosexual close friends if the so-called “Gay Lifestyle” and the people who are a part of it are not interesting to you. Everyone has the right to surround themselves with like-minded people.
ARTICLE FOUR:
You have the right to not have feminine/inbetween friends for whatever reason; everyone has the right to surround themselves with like-minded people. Implementing this right does NOT mean that you hate Fems.
ARTICLE FIVE:
You have the right to NOT date or be attracted to feminine men; inbetween men included. Implementing this right does NOT mean that you hate Fems since many of them admit they would not date a Feminine Man either.
ARTICLE SIX:
You have the right to enjoy all sexual positions (including Top, Bottom or Versatile); all forms of oral sex also included. Being Masculine does not mean you are expected to only be a Top if that is not your singular preference. You also have the right to be Topped by a Feminine Man (take photos, please).
ARTICLE SEVEN:
You have the right to enjoy traditional masculine activities; you will not be chastised for refusing to dance wildly to Beyonce songs, attend drag shows and participate in J-Setting or Ballroom Scene events.
ARTICLE EIGHT:
You have the right to NOT own the entire “Noah’s Arc” series on Blu-Ray or DVD. This also includes owning the Director’s Cut editions of “Paris is Burning”, “Kinky Boots” or “To Wong Foo”
ARTICLE NINE:
You have the right to remind feminine men that masculine gays have done just as much as fems in the fight for basic civil rights for gays. If they deny this, ask them to provide proof.
ARTICLE TEN:
You have the right be embarrassed when attention seeking flamboyant feminine men make a scene in a public places like restaurants, shopping malls and/or subways/buses.
NONE OF THESE ARTICLES GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY HARASS FEMININE/INBETWEEN MEN FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. OTHERWISE, ALL OF YOUR RIGHTS WILL BE RESCINDED.
ANY ADDITIONAL AMENDMENTS OR RATIFICATIONS MUST BE APPROVED BY A MASCULINE GAY CONGRESS.
Nick Delmacy
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you went in on this list!!! lmao!!!
“YOU LIE”! Article 7 needs some ammendmentz.. You have the right 2 like workin n the yard, washing, waxin n working on the whip(s), fishing, and to not be chastised for being the oldest, quickest and fastest running back on the team by the straight dudes dat kno wuss up wit u jus cuz u handsome n their girlfriend(z) r feelin u. (jus thought I’d let yall suckers have dat!) N last but not least, I should have the right to confidently walk up to my brother(s), gay r straight, look him n the eye and give him a firm handshake and a hug to say nothing more than “Hello, I’m glad to c u”!, without it being taken out of context! (THINK ABOUT IT BROTHERS) GREAT JOB CONGRESS.. NOW LETS GET THESE PEOPLE BACK TO WORK!!
LMAO…okay, now we need the masculine gay mans constitution…The constitution is supposed to come before the bill of rights. Also amendments are in order…I also have the right to be masculine and not be accused of being DL…what kinda shyt is that? OMG love this…
LMAO! Discreet you got me with this one. I had to stop to think about this after I stop laughing. This article raises a greater issue at hand. Will we ever learn that the rights of one are the rights of many? History has taught us, “When one is not free, none are!” Are we about to make a generational error in our thinking? History has a way of disguising itself to repeat itself, if the lessons learned are forgotten.
Let us “NOT” knowingly or unknowingly form our own unique Willie Lynch syndrome among ourselves in the name of preference or choice. Everyone and I mean everyone, has the birth right to be here and to live as he/she desires. Bill of Rights, I say Birth Right. I just believe there is enough room for us all. Let us respectfully respect each other.
I am a God fearing Black man , and I have always felt people are who they are and we did not choose the direction of our hearts . I even go so far as to say If I told u of a 30 year old man who wore open toe sandals , stayed out fishing with all men and has never been married -would you say he was gay -again not to sound blasphemous but would you think of Jesus. (just food for thought) the bible shows of of a child being born of a Virgin – with that being said we are all Gods children and are on our own quest of happiness. Life is too short to get caught up being someone we are not .
I’m Sorry Mike. I read the Bill of rights thoroughly as well as the comments. I agree with “Can we all just get along”, However brother I fail to get the connection between your statement and what this is about. In a world where the many is judged by the few, I don’t want to in any way be associated with the fem guy that I and the public see & it’s not just because he is fem, it’s also because I play ball, he doesn’t, I work on cars, he doesn’t, I like baggy pants and Tims, he doesn’t, I love being low key & not to generalize bruh, but the ones that I see always out there seeking the wrong attention are not low key! In short we are all different, yes, but just because we all like men does not mean that we all are going to get along. We all operate on vibes and frequencies and sometimes your vibe just don’t mesh with mine. I offer no apologies for liking what I like and being firm about what I don’t like. Not all straight people get along and no matter how hard u try not all of us are gonna do it either. This site is for the more masculine brother. Beyonce is probable on ten other magazines or sites this month so you have to go to what you like and what caters to you.
Surely this comment is satire like the blog post that inspired it. Either that or the poster is serious in his self-indictment (the “crimes” would be ignorance and ignobility). Either way I’m laughing. =))
My first time seeing and reading this AND the comments! Jeff’s points echo my thoughts exactly!
This needs to be printed out on a nice piece of rose colored parchment, dipped in coffee and the edges burned slightly to give it that founding fathers’ feel… with a tinge of gay.
1st Amendment – you have the right to watch feminine men get their ass beat for acting like faggy fags and putting other gay “folk’s” business in the streets. This also applies to lesbian haters too. You may not join in the ass whoopin session given to them by Hardcore Homo/homophobic thugs who’d whip your ass too if you said anything about them whooping on da head of a fem or a “homo/homophobic gay hatin’, thug looking SAGGIN-PANTS-DYKE” These are you 1st amendment rights. You have the right to feel glee and joy seeing them get a “royal ghetto beat down.”