In my “sowing my wild oats” days, I may have had a one night stand or three. However there has been an occasion when said one night stand was still around the following morning. OMG, why are you still here? Well there’s a song for that. Please Go Home is a parody of Sam Smith’s Stay With Me. Check out the funny video starring Daniel Franzese, Adrian Anchondo, and members of the San Francisco Gay Chorus.
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Octavius is the co-founder and editor of Cypher Avenue. He understands ten (10) years ago is a short-long time.
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I can relate to this waaaaaay too much.
I must say I have been on both sides of the video. My dynamic is a little different than most I hear within the community, but I will say hit it and quit seems to be the norm. Not my flow nor style, but I get it.
I discovered that I don’t do well sleeping with anyone. Other people in bed with me makes me anxious and often I will toss and turn most of the night. Even in dating or fwb situations, there is an adjustment period I go through in order to be comfortable with someone else in my bed. That being said, I’ve never had a problem telling a jump off they had to leave if I had some inclination that they were tryna post up.
“I trust you enough to shove your penis in me/shove my penis in you, but not enough to close my eyes around you.”
Lol
I have to say that it was a minute before I felt comfortable with falling asleep first early on in my last relationship. Having not hooked up in years where I’d have to worry about this situation, I always left or the other guy left so that this wasn’t even an issue for me. I had one time many years ago that I can recall where the guy was like, “You don’t have to go.” So I stayed but I’m not one to be harboring folks myself.
I think the courteous thing to do is to leave. I mean, you don’t know him. He doesn’t know you and trying to make it a fantasy night where you wake up in each other’s arms and the next thing you know, he’s cooking eggs and sarsach is just that: a fantasy.
People shouldn’t try to make something more than what it is. That’s how feelings get hurt.
Your comment about the breakfast fantasy made me remember something; I actually experienced that ‘fantasy.’ The night ended with us falling asleep on my couch–not after sex–but after hours of talking and gettin lifted. At some point in the middle of the night, we got in bed, but didn’t do the do until the next morning when we woke up. (You know how it is when you wake up in mornin? lol.) After that, breakfast just seemed fitting. lol
I ain’t mad at it! Lol!
I enjoyed the video. the wit and humor was okay. I would have enjoyed a better singer though. Having been on both sides of this song too, it is just another issue the black gay community has to work on. Nowadays, if i’m wanted the guy will just have to be upfront and let me know or i’m bouncing.
Stupid dumb funny… That’s why u just don’t do one night stands… dudes gotta learn how to be content with beating off I swear… No risk, no stank morning breath…
Now if you’re up on your pimping, you already have your exit strategy, also known as the “Toot It & Boot It”, setup ahead of time. The “What you finna do?” line ALWAYS works. It’s pretty much foolproof lol
Toot It & Boot It!!!!!! I’m dying! x_X
LOL. That singer is from Mean Girls movie… @madb86, @lyriq88 hahaha
That’s interesting… someone you don’t know in your bed. I find it interesting. I would feel like that person could kill me in my sleep that’s why I couldn’t just stay over at someone’s place like that
You know… I’ve always felt that way LOL. I’m not gonna say I’ve NEVER had a one night stand, cuz I definitely have. But that’s something I’ve ALWAYS thought about lol. I’m also not a fan of sleeping over a stranger’s house anyway. So once the convo wanes or folks start to nod off, I take that as my cue to take my black ass home LOL.
I think this is funny. I think the upfront approach works best especially in hit it and quit it situations. If everyone is in agreement about the one-night stand its real easy and can be fun. If you getting caught up in feelings that may be a different story.