Buzzfeed’s Weird Things Guys Do When They’re Alone, unmasks some of the crazy shit that guys do when we’re home alone. I’m happy knowing I’m not the only one who talks to himself while in the shower. Some other curious things we do is smell our armpits, scratch our balls and then smell our fingers and doing pushups for no reason; yes we do so weird stuff.
If there was a hidden camera in my house, what additional weirdness would it capture? These are just a few:
- Jumping and touching the ceiling as if it was an imaginary basketball rim.
- While in bed, completely wrapped up in the sheets with only my nose and mouth exposed.
- Once taking a mirror and looking at my butt-hole.
- Running up the stairs three at a time like I’m doing sprints up stadium bleachers.
- Shooting neighborhood kids out my window with my finger gun while making the sound “pew, pew, pew.”
- Purposely farting before I go upstairs hoping the smell will not follow me.
- Spinning around in a circle really fast and standing on my tippy toes, Michael Jackson style.
- Picking my nose and wiping boogers on my shirt.
- Plucking boogers off my shirt (yeah gross).
Okay, I’m done sharing now it’s your turn. What are some weird things you do when you’re home alone?
OckyDub
Octavius is the co-founder and editor of Cypher Avenue. He understands ten (10) years ago is a short-long time.
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Trying to suck my own dick. Porn has had a negative impact on society. SMH
I was pretty flexible when I was young ,but I was too scared of precumming in my mouth to try
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yall nasty
When I’m alone, I’ve done that thing where I hit my foot on the trash can then what I end up saying or how I shout is hilarious (to me). Something that a cartoon character would say. I also act like I have superpowers like one of the X-Men.
I’ve done the running up my stairs thing like Ocky. In the video, I also have most recently been doing the thing where I go around the house and eat, eat eat…. that has to stop lol.
I do all of these things as well lol.
Spinning around in an office chair like it’s an amusement ride, getting dizzy and then trying to stand up.
Making forts in the bed.
Practicing “pec bounce.”
Measuring my junk’s length and circumference and comparing the rate of increase between flaccid and erect operational modes.
Using junk as a towel holder if it is in erect mode when in the shower.
Flossing teeth with a fingernail.
Yelling loud in the house even though nobody is at home.
Tasting my mustache.
I’ll stop now.
-pretend parts of the floor are hot lava
-imitate other people’s voices
-play guitar in my underwear
-full-on karate sparring with thin air til i get winded
-see how fast I can run across the rooms in my house
-sing the Charmin Jingle
-go outside naked
-Sing super loud
-Play loud music
-Dance to loud music
-Watch movies
-Yell at the TV screen
-Internet Surfing
-Definitely fart
-Act ratchet or ghetto
-Look at myself in the mirror
-Laugh ridiculously loud
-Boxing, kick boxing, wrestle, karate, or martial arts by myself (for the most part pretend lol but I could beat a bitches ass if I truly wanted to)
Yeah I pretty much do everything loud when I’m home alone.
* Walk around naked
* Exercise naked
* Do vocal training exercises
* “Ninja run” anime-style through different rooms
* Wear my robe backwards
“Wear my robe backwards.”
Like a ghetto Snuggie? lolol
Exactly like one. I’ve been doing it for years; had I known I could be a millionaire, I would’ve been the creator of the Snuggie lol.
Hahaha. I laughed so hard with this posting. I tend to dance a lot when I am alone and sometimes I give myself grand speeches and prep talks. I am also a big time cook in my house hold and do a lot of prep cooking and I pretend that I am on my own cooking show screaming like Emerald and burning my lips trying to taste hot ass sauce.
Doing Soul Train Dances from the 1970’s around the apartment and pretending there are cameras at different angles for me to strut my stuff.
While watching tv by myself I always have to have my hands cupping my testicles. It just makes me feel safe. Also, I know this sounds nasty but I really love the smell of my balls so I always take a whiff. I’m addicted lol.
Once or twice a day I swear I’m either Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson. I’m either moonwalking/poplocking to the kitchen or shooting the game winning shot in Game 6 of the 1998 Finals with the ball in the form of a piece of trash.
I read scripture…
*Happy dances for no apparent reason other than…’becuz I’m happeeeeee!’
*Really turn up and twerk when my song comes on (so outta character for me)
*Whenever I’m chillin on the couch or bed, my left hand is playin with my dick and sometimes the right will join in the fun.
*I mock church people gettin the holy ghost when I’m not doin the happy dance and excited about something else. “THANK YA JEEEEESSAAAASSS!”
*I randomly sing in my best baritone or falsetto.
*I am a musician and have concerts where I turned my amp up way high and start making up symphonies and beats on my Motif.
*I fuss at myself out loud and call myself stupid sometimes (I have my pysch moments. lol)
You sound like me, dude. Minus the twerkin’ part. LOL
Oh yeah…one more. I like to put my pull up bar in the bathroom and do pull-ups in front of the mirror naked.