Fvck.Marry.Kill.

Yall 'stay out of' ALL of the fun stuff. This is just for kicks, n I doubt anyone would be upset w u n @Nick Delmacy slumming a lil bit w us. But I know better.

Also, sex does NOT mean penetration. 'Fvck' for me could very well mean a mutual j.o. and we could even be watching some hot pron. I don't have a 'traditional' bone in my body.

 

Fuk @DFW Brutha

Marry @DreG (gross, cus he's like a lil bro, but I know he's good ppl who won't be thrown off when my hoodrat comes out) and we can sit on the porch n watch world star videos until we're 95

Kill @acessential cus he was the damn valedictorian! *coughcallmewhenurpresidentcough*

Scratch @DreG (incest), I'll marry @African King! He a doctor gurr! N he's a genuine good, pure virginal man.

 

@Ockydub tried to come in n drop a lil shade (cus he saw he was getn chose out here, n was low key tootsie rolling)

 

One day, ur buds @Ockydub n @Nick Delmacy will slum it w us n join the fun...since none of this holds any weight.

 

@Artistic Arsonist is REALLY tryna tell me to go kick all of the rocks....smh

 

Touche. But,now, I don't attempt to make assumptions bout folks in relationships, but Ima just say sumthin tells me that Prince D ain't worried about this foolishness azz thread after 25 years of them bein together. I'll give ocky a pass tho. That damn shady Nick tho. Smh

 

Thanks @alton . No1 else wants anything to do w me! I can't even get killt up! Smh

 

Fuk @Michael (I heard he's great at the 'ferris wheel' n 'dirty ho stuff' in general)

Marry @alton. He's a good guy when u dont interrupt his basket weaving class

Kill @RolandG cus he be tryin to take my menses

 

Bonus kill is @hannibal cus everyone knows he aint shyt

 

U the one who stays tryna drag a mofo down the 10

 

Fuk @Omega Level he's a cutie but will argue me down abt why there is traffic in nyc/atl

Marry @cuspofbeauty idk, he just seems like a good guy

Kill @OhSheit cus he stay talkin shit

 

Ijs, last time I was in Montego Bay, i didn't see you

 

Let me find out yall were dirty hoes together

 

Lol. Real talk tho, on our last night there, one of the guys working there had a few minutes to sit down w my ex and I at one of the bars. We got thru all of the 'so, ev1 here is gay, weeds', and even invited him to the room to hang out, literally, just that, but he told us the resort was extremely strict when it came to guest/employee minglings. We became fb friends, but I have 0 memory what that cutie's name is. Smh

 

Asexual until u see hard peen...thats word on the street...but I aint one to gossip, so...

 

Yet, he, @OhSheit acts brand new when I tell him he's a shady gay...

 

Fuk anyone w a pulse. It's been a loooong minute.

Marry @Champagne_Papi. He is a good one who always makes me feel like I matter!

Kill @anybody who doesn't watch my shows, Queen Sugar, Blackish, Insecure, and Atlanta