Have You Guys Ever Had Sex In The Workplace?

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  1. African King

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    The Breakfast Club Radio Show discussed how they came back to their studio yesterday morning and they found a crunchy rag, a used condom, a snapback and then off all things to be left behind... a CREDIT CARD! So that led to them asking their listeners whether or not they've ever had sex in the workplace. Have YOU ever had sex while on the clock?! Tell a detailed story! Paint the picture for me! I'll close my eyes and imagine lol.

    Link to the HILARIOUS discussion with the audience while LIVE at the Revolt Music Conference in Miami, FL:
     
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    Nah...I've thought about giving a blowjob to a guy on the second floor, 3rd stall. Pretty quiet floor and no one will be able to see any pants around the ankles cuz of how low the stall walls dip at the third one. I'm really one of those (or has the ability to be) a really "sneak freak." I'm really quiet & keep to myself but my dry years make me semi aggressive...I'll snatch his soul like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat in a heartbeat. Sex prob wouldn't even happen based on getting fuked at my my own home & not being able to shut up... :| So in public that wouldn't be cute.

    I'm liable to text my cute coworker (Hmm, maybe that dark one I see that be hangin with the ole' StarScream lite-skin boi) and say, "I been thinking bout yu all morning & I can't wait for our lunch break cuz Im ready to taste Yu." I'm low-key just kinky but so controlled that I don't even do anything but the thrill sounds intriguing...though the environment is kinda nasty...in the public bathroom...Nahhhh....

    I had a coworker from another section slack message me that some dude was looking at porn in one of the stalls. He hear the phone click and some moanin.

    I was like...Jerk before Work...eh.. :/ I wonder who it was...lol
     
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    No but I've masturbated at work before. Even did it last Monday.

    I saw a very short porn vid online once and it was these two black dudes in a stall and another dude was taking the vid from over the top of the stall so he could have receipts. It just seemed messy.
     
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    Ha. Just thought about this the other day. I was in my twenties working at the W hotel. I had a co-worker who I could not tell if he was gay or not, but he was very attractive.

    He started to spark up conversation with me more and more which made me even more curious. Eventually the flirting and mutual attraction was obvious and he told me to meet him upstairs on the 3rd floor. We both had positions where we had to walk around the hotel during our shifts and could disappear.

    Long story short, dude ended up asking me to meet him in the linen closet and we straight up fucked. LOL. Such a slut ass moment for me but I remember it vividly. It was pretty fun and exciting. I still have him as a friend on Facebook. :heh:
     
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    LOL damn bro talk about a story!!!! One for the books!
     
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    Yeah that is VERY MESSY.

    LOL @ work?! Wow you bold!
     
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    Nope and I don't intend to either. My philosophy on this is, "don't shit where you eat." The risks of getting caught having sex at your workplace far outweigh the benefits. I also don't condone having sexual relationship with someone who is a co-worker even it is outside the job. If things go sideways you're putting your employment at risk, or at the very least you'll make your job an awkward and uncomfortable place to be.
     
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    “Don’t eat where you shit”...yep, my military vet bro indeed, I am so familiar with that phrase lol. But it’s true. In my younger days (when I was forcing myself to be straight), I dated a female coworker...disaster city. Post-breakup, awkward for a year and EVERYONE in the place knows your business.

    Now as for @Ockydub I’m just imagining an immigrant cleaning lady on her knees scrubbing carpet stains after hours (“Goddamn vatos!!”)
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    Oh I got extra bold. It was hella early in the morning. I took my shirt off and was in the mirror and everything. #DontJudgeMe
     
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    Yo I care about my DACA brothers and sisters. I cleaned ALL my ejaculate up. Used cleaning solution and everything.
     
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    I believed ur story until this part...smh
     
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    Shouldn't you be out 'walkin the beat'?
     
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    Just wait until I get transferred to ATL...

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    Sorry I confused you with my confusing lingo so I will try again.

    Shouldn't you be out beating your feet to the pavement making rent money?

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    At work?! Outside of the stall J/O?! Wow you so bold!
     
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    It was before 5am....so I'm not that bold. I knew nobody would be there.
     
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    Nope, but of course I've thought about it, especially when I saw my former co-worker years ago peeing in the urinal from the side with his 10 inches (soft) hanging SO beautifully with the restroom light beaming down so perfectly....LORDT!
     
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