The Naked Nine...(NSFW)

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  1. Lancer

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    Saw this today, the artistic side of me(you know London, Paris, Berlin, Milan, MOMA ) is going 'Hmm'kay,I can see this from a Robert Mapplethorpe The Black Book kinda way. The Naked Nine, nine signifying the nine letters of 'Instagram' where these models were ''discovered'' from. The nine Instagram ''models'' with a craving for fame and their willingness to go on display with their Erect Phallus in the name of Art. [Written in Sarcasm font]
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    Then the other Ghey side of me was thinking 'Is this Promo Teaser/Countdown, b'cos the watch, for the new season of 'About Him'? LoL

    Did any one of y'all purchase the Calendar and was it worth the purchase?
    Honestly, these inta models will do ANYTHING for fame these days.

    Side-note: Due to the allegations against the photographer asking models for photos of erect penises from all angles and with the release of this Coffee table book, does it clear him from previous and future allegations as ''Work Products''?
    He is smart!
     
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    If asking for hard dick pics releases one from harrsment claimed due to book "research" purposes let me gone head and get this Amazon Publishing set up.
     
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    He couldn't find a bigger peen for this shoot? The watch was almost slipping off.
     
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    I only saw one dick...where are the other eight? I'm just saying... #FakeNews
     
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    Y'all size kweens are insatiable.
     
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    Im trying to figure who decided to put a wrist watch on the pen:rudy:. The body and pen are Art in itself . Like mark henderson, david vance, ulrich oehmen,Pat Lee, and Luis Rafael would never do that.

    I do hope its more artistic than porn/gay web series like. I really do appreciate nude photography that shows that male body tastefully . But it has to be tasteful.:ufdup:
     
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    Is that Danny Devito?
     
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    I was gonna say the same thing. Thought I was gonna see something impressive.

    That lil small ass hard dick. PASS :ravetho:
     
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    Regular real world dicks and porn dicks are not the same thing. I'll take this dick over a long one that doesn't stay hard any day.

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    Yea, lowkey his size was fine. I just wish they wouldn't have put a watch on it like he was packing pornstar heat.


    Edit: And a nutha thang! I think it great that he's normalizing normal sized penises lol
     
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    given how much the penis represents a symbol of one's manliness and how fragile the avg male ego is, companies have always avoided using large penises in underwear and swimwear ads, movies, et cetera. so this clip is already normal actually and falls in line with tradition. it's only the gays who are normed to seeing big time "show-ers" in advertisements.

    unrelated, this may be the first dick-centered product ad i've ever seen that is completely unrelated to undergarments.
     
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    While I can see that a large penis in the JC Penney catalog men's under garments section could be seen as offensive to some and an ego killer for others, gay men are the absolute worst when it comes comes to attempting to penis shame someone.

    You're either large or small and there is no average or in between. If part of the arousal for some is to see the 9 incher or feel the fullness inside of them I get that but at the same time, shading a man because he's not wearing Magnums over something he has no control over is screwed up.

    A lot of men have debilitating complexes because they have become super self conscious about it and are not even engaging in society and avoiding sexual activities with another human all together because they have such a high anxiety because they are not at porn star level.

    I understand we're not a society that celebrates mediocrity. We don't lust after skinny fat bodies, C averages are perfectly fine but you don't get the Deans list for it, driving an Camry or a Leaf isn't going to impress anyone. But there is absolutely nothing wrong with a skinny fat man pushing a Prius, managing an Office Depot with a 6.5 inch dick. It's not the glamorous situation to be in, but dude should not be shamed for it.

    I don't know if the photographer is trying to highlight real world penises or not. I'm pretty sure he could have found a larger one than what's in the tease if he wanted or even taken some links out of the band to make it tighter but I can say for me, I'd be all over that dude's peen. I could maintain my snap back and still walk normal the next day and not spend 5 minutes trying to get adjusted to it before the pounding.

    But to each their own.
     
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    Not yo 'snap back'
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    ...at the same time, I do think its a good way to sell a watch.
     
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    omg i dunno how i misread this. i thought this was a provocative ad for a watch lol i didn't realize this was a nude calendar. totally changes my opinion here.

    @takeyourmeds91 disregard my msg above.
     
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    Lmaoo..I'm sure you didn't mean it but this felt very backhanded
     
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    It was not an intentional dig. Lol
     
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