Thot Chronicles: The Hunt for a Sexy Barber

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  1. Nick Delmacy

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    So now that I'm back in Atlanta I'm on the hunt for a new Barber...the one I had here moved away. And since everyone already knows I'm a Thot, you all know I gotta have one that is sexy :weak: ...or at least somewhat attractive.

    The barber I found in L.A. was bae...Lil handsome Afro Puerto Rican "Nuyorican" dude with a comical Joe Budden type personality. After making minor errors the first time, I finally got him to a place where he know hot to cut me up and make me look/feel good. Plus he didn't mind getting mad close for the beard trim :hearteyes:

    After days of searching, I thought I finally found one here at a local barbershop...His pics and client pics were featured on their Facebook page so it look like he could cut (and yes I also found his social media).

    So I drove by the shop and saw he was there so I walked inside...but that he already had someone in the chair way in the back of the shop.

    He said "whattup" and asked what I needed.

    "Just at shape-up and beard trim," I replied.

    "Anybody good?"

    "Yeah," I said, assuming that he meant he was offering to take me next as a new client.

    When I say this busted ass barber appeared out of nowhere across from him and started cleaning his chair for me to sit in it, smh.

    At that point, I didn't know how to say, "Nah, this other barber is sexier than you, I'll wait for him instead" so I just sat down.

    I thought: What the hell, dude might be the best barber in the spot.

    But then I remembered: When a barber has an empty chair in a shop full of clients, that's not a good sign.

    Long story short, I not only had to fix most of his mistakes when I got home, I also had to tend to razor wounds that he tried to hide with alcohol wipes (my Nuyorican LA barber always used a blade and never once nicked me).

    The Sexy Barber finished with the dude he had in his chair about 5 minutes after I sat down and his cut looked so crispy that other ppl in the shop were taking photos of it.

    I thought he would be busy with other clients but instead he started cleaning up around his chair...If I had waited 5 more minutes before coming in, smh...

    I'm def not going to that barber I got ever again...might be awkward when I go back there and specifically request the dude cutting right across from him though.
     
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    Hahaha - Yea, it could be a little awkward when you go back but dude could also have forgotten what you look like by then. I always go straight up to person I'm looking for and ask how many more heads they have. Do I want somebody else to cut it? Nah, I'll wait..or come back...
     
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    I don't care about my barber's looks but I know how it is when someone who fcuks your hair up is there and you see another barber that you go to instead LMAO.
     
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    Nothing better than a fine ass barber who cuts good.... I see nothing wrong with it at all...
     
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    Disclaimer: Thursday happy hour was lit, so this is tipsy @Infinite_loop speaking

    Look here bruv.. I am 100% with you on this one. Been had too many fucked-up looks that I had to wait weeks on end to fix, after I paid my hard-earned tax paying dollars. Nah, we're not doing that. So I say f that busted ass barber who does a lousy job. Don't get caught with an uneven hairline just to be nice to folks. Getchu a sexy nuyorican or whatever lol who knows how to give you that good crisp line-up.
     
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    lol you're crazy. looks don't determine skill hahaha
     
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    Usually, I'd agree with you but let's be real: the barber shop is a 100% about looks and appearances. Chances are if your barber has a crisp clean-cut haircut, they probably know how to give you a good one too.

    So, unless this is a referral where you can trust someone's word about a barber, I'd say go by the barber's haircut lol
     
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    Yeah of course talking about the barber's haircut but @Nick Delmacy is talking about how HOT the barber looks from a physical standpoint. NOT just the barber's crisp line-up! @Infinite_loop
     
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    I am honestly not that choosy. Most black men with a clean haircut are sexy to me lol. Not going to speak for Nick
     
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    What about Faizon Love with a crisp haircut? or Forest Whitaker with a crisp haircut? Or Blac Youngsta with a crisp haircut?

    **sips tea and patiently waits reply**
     
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    :johnwall: can you not? let me live damn :franko1:
    and what you mean, Blac Youngsta is fiine to tipsy @Infinite_loop . I don't even know who this guy is, but he def can get it...

    Ok So Forest Whitaker is like my dad, so no.

    and Faizon Love...that's just..dude forreal? lol
     
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    Mmmhmm... LMAO.
     
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    i've been in LA for a week. i didnt have time to get a cut b4 leaving nyc. no one told me haircuts out this bitch are $30-35. i pay $20-25 in NYC, so i wasn't happy about this. i think it's b/c everybody out here trying to be a model or smthng smh but it was a high quality cut.

     
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    If I still went to barbers and went to a new shop, I'd def ask how many heads the finest one had first. Its superfical as fuk, but if ur gonna pay for a lap dance (personal attention) aren't u gonna shoot ur shot at the one ur most attracted to??

    Now, I might regret it a half hour later, but we'll cross that bridge...
     
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    So I went back by to the same barbershop and asked for the sexy barber by name just to ask when he's usually there and to make acquaintance...He was suspicious as fuck, even asked "where you know me from?" I was like, "Nigga, from this barbershop! I been here before!" He must have warrants or something (which kinda turns me on for some reason). Anyway, he says he's appointment only and then types his number into my phone :hearteyes: Its the little things... Now all I need is a sexy weed man and life will be perfect...
     
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    @Nick Delmacy ... in for a penny, in for a pound. Just go all the way with "THE CHOSEN ONE". :kermit:
     
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    Finally about to sit in my new Sexy Barber’s chair. I pray that he doesn’t fuck up my hairline & beard like the last dude

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    Enjoy your date w fly barber bro. If he fux u up, just tell your good/real barber you had to get a cut while you were out of town.
     
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    He did a good job...Touched my face and head in all the right ways...oh, and the cut was good too, lol
     
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    I'm so confused....it's bout the end of June. Are we talking about the same barber from February?
     
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    put a ring on that lol Make sure u keep him and tip him;). A great barber is hard to find and usually expensive.
     
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    Yeah I usually cut my own hair and beard so I don't go to a barber often...only when I need to get professionally crispy before a big trip out of town or if a local event is happening...
     
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    From what I’m told, they’re not hard to come across on Tumblr
     
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    I’m glad it worked out. There’s nothing like having the right barber to get you right
     
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    @Nick Delmacy i'm surprised haircuts in atlanta seem more expensive than in nyc. maybe it's b/c i'm using the app, styleseat, but the avg price down here seems like $30. pissed i didn't get a cut b4 leaving home.
     
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