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Ugh... And then they have the AURDACITY to have full, thick, luscious beards and "gay voice". No no no no no!
My ish all patchy but they wanna have these argan oiled, hirsute facial pubes so they can look masc on the IG.

 

LOL...my thinking is either they are roommates or best friends that share the Uber account so they took the photo together to not surprise the passengers when they alternate...or maybe they are a couple and Jeremiah really loves the dude on the right, so much so he wants to show his fine ass off as much as possible...or they are a gay couple that share the Uber account...

Now that I think about it, Jeremiah could actually be the guy on the right and the dude on the left just told me he was Jeremiah to keep it simple.

Either way, the dude on the left called me to confirm my location so I got his number!!!!

 

Women can just as shamelessly lecherous as men. Case in point

 

The size and shape of his ass looks kinda gross. A nice ass can be appealing, but his looks cartoonishly unattractive. Rest of y'all have fun.

 

I used to call them "du-rag fags" back in the early 2000s. They'd catfish you on A4A looking hard and masculine then you meat them in person they're as feminine as Beyonce. The fad died down for a while but du-rags are making a comeback. I guess the Millennial and gen-z carefree boys wanna make sure their candy colored dyed hair has waves. Now the gays are growing Rick Ross beards. I call them "bearded ladies" same shit different toilet.

 

Back in the day I had thought about going to semariny Could u image trying to study with any of these dudes. Thank God for black men
Rev Ty Carter hes thickened up real nice.


Rev Tyquan Sparks I love is raspy southern voice


Rev “Prophet” Manasseh Jordan Yall remember when he use to come on BET lol


Rev Adrian Davis. God I love men with southern accents


Trip Lee aka Rev William Lee Barefield III-Christian Rapper

 

#Goals

 

Raymond Croft. He does nice cosplay as a guy version of Tomb Raider. And it’s not like “pin up” style.

 

Wow, yeah serious homoerotic trolling, lol

 

Iyanya aka "The 'Kukere' Master" (my avatar & popular Nigerian entertainer)

 

This is the type of thirst thread that I will respond to.

 

I'm mad Drake made the list. There is nothing sexy about Drake.

 

Let's keep it a buck.... Jake could get it 1 good time... We all know that... With his poor disposition, bad interviewing skills & all...

 

Mychal Kendricks

 

I would argue that Sammie (of age) has always been fine....especially since his tiny ass became a gym rat awhile back. The Beard Saving Lives rule mainly applies to dudes who wouldn't get play otherwise. But Sammie crossing my timeline is always a welcome treat.

 

that ass Ezekiel that azz

 

I've really been in love with this man for a while now but can't find his social media so i can cyber stalk him. SMH

 

I'm going to call this The Dumptruck Thread

 

He's got a big butt that's out of proportion even with the muscles, muscles, looks generally attractive, has tons of thirsty followhores on social media, and a radio bumper On V 103. With all that and $5 you can get a five dolla fill up box from KFC.

 

What's ambiguous about anything? this man is fiiiine.

 

I am Team None of the Above.
Team Jesus! Team Solders for Christ!

 

Whoever this dude is...

 

THEYRE MY WEAKNESS!

Not sure if this dude qualifies as "hood" though. Hood niggas don't have Photoshop retouched headshots.

 

I'm convinced that God hates most of us that don't look like this....if not hate, He def clearly has favorites.

 

You are behind. Get to the back of the line, sir.

I beeeeeen on this. Following on IG since the first scene he was in on HTGAWM.

 

He's thrist trap fine with round the way,i always see him washing his car down the street,ima try to look at his peen when he walks,I'd let him drive my car and be one of his 5 side pieces bae potential.

 

LOL @ minus the tattoos.

I think that's the conundrum...there will never be someone perfect out there. And if you do find someone that fits all the criteria, there will always be some other obstacle like him not even being gay...or being a whore...or just getting out of a relationship and not interested in getting into a new one...or he used to do porn...or he's a workaholic gym rat who has no time to even date in the first place...

It never ends...but it is fun to fantasize and daydream tho...

 

I like a beard, goatee or some kind of facial hair. It looks more manly onot most men. Also most black men just look silly clean shaven. Some can pull it off but most can't. Also razor bumps is an issue for most black men so that's another reason not to be clean shaven.

 

I don't know if they are twins, but they look like they could be and they look good. I just automatically think they are twins.

 

Don't know why but some of these make me oddly uncomfortable..on the first guy I was like Heeeyyyy! But by the end I was like uhhhh.....lol I don't know what gives!

 

MMA:


Cheik Kongo


Brian Rogers


Rafael Carvalho


Joe Schilling


And the legend, George St. Pierre

 

Like Tina on “Bob’s Burgers”, my favorite part on a dude is the posterior. I was gonna classify this under NFSW but since we’re all at home, what is NSFW anymore? And as a Black Studies professor once told a class I was in, “beauty is a round butt!”

So, this week’s butt break is courtesy of Photographer David Gresham (Twitter @DavidGregham)





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