I Guess I'm A Grandpa Now? lol

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  1. mojoreece

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    I guess in the dating world, Im a grandpa now?:nopekid:........ :tears::weak: Baaah lol

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    You over 35 in the gay community you are ancient. Might as well chill in a retirement home cause your days are numbered and it's called Bingo.
     
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    Don't believe the hype... Even during most gay dudes' younger years, potential baes would quickly move on because they were busy looking in the distance trying to find the next hot piece. The "over 30...over 35" bullshit is merely another excuse for avoiding actual commitment. Brothas need to stop playing...
     
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    HA!
     
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    Damn I got to get my money up so I can be a Supah Sugah Daddy :weak:[​IMG]
     
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    Sean P came in with guns blazin....get'em
     
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    I don't even know if this whole paradigm is as true as it used to be - I feel like I see a lot of late 20's getting with dudes in their early-mid 30's, myself included at one point.

    I mean at 35, you're not gonna be snagging 25 year old-and-under dudes left and right but honestly, do you even want to?
     
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    Right! Let the milk dry a little before you start offering them candy. :franko1:
     
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    If you got that fetish for young dick you will..lol It's still a fetish I'm sure. Grandpa's need peen too. Canes can only do so much!!!

    19-20 is so young but the dick downs...the dick downs...As my friend would say...they got that stamina.

    I mean being 35 ain't bad at all..Brandon Bell is in his mid 30s I believe & he invokes my inner hoe exorcist demon quite often.

    There are some hot daddies out there and even some granddaddies. George Clooney still look nice and is old as Moses.

    Idris look good too. He got that Jurassic Park fossil swinging between his legs. Major meat...that might might make you question life.
     
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    To answer the question no one asked me...the oldest kat I've been with is around 65.

    I'm glad for what ever reasons I've never been turned off by most things that others are, like size, age, complexion, etc.
     
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    65.....

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    If you have a fetish for dudes who are ~15 years your junior then you can't mad when he's not interested and call you granddad lmaoo

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    On another note, I feel like the generations are looking younger and younger to where you could be in your mid-30s and be mistaken for late 20's haha
     
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    This.

    Literally whenever I go out in public to a place where I have to show my ID (even when just buying beer or a bottle of wine at a store), I get the "you don't look your age" comment. Every time. I thought people were just being nice at first but it happens all the time. So I embrace it and thank my parents for the youthful genes. The old saying is, "Black don't crack."

    So my attitude on this topic is: if I can still pull an attractive dude who happens to be young (26 and up), fuck it...at least they text back quickly and are down to do more than just drink at bars.

    Plus, gay people have historically co-mingled at parties and clubs because we just don't have that many options. Older Black heteros who don't want to club with the youngins' can easily find chill hetero lounges and kick backs to meet fellow singles around their age. Gay men don't really have those alternatives.

    But I agree that if you try to shoot your shot with someone 15+ years younger and they don't give you any juice, move on to the next one. Applies to young looking for old as well. Plenty of dudes my age that I know will not even entertain guys who are younger than 30-35 years old due to maturity level, low finances, multiple roommates, no transportation, etc.

    To answer the question no one asked me...the youngest I've ever kicked it with was 19 years old, I was 30 and he told me he was 21 at the time. Wouldn't do that young now. I tend to stick to 35 and up but you never know nowadays...thanks to beards and nice bodies, young kats be looking older and older kats be looking younger.
     
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    It is true. Black don't crack unless you do crack. Then all them windows about to collapse.
     
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    As long as your body is low fat and high muscle and you're at least a 6, you won't have much of a problem with younger men if you're 35+. A good body makes most gays care less about age.

    As mentioned gays mingle more widely in age ranges than straights. You always see a wide range of men at gay clubs usually. And most gay clubs end up known for the ethnic group or subculture more so than the age group. One club may skew more to a younger crowd and another to older but it usually isn't just for teeny boppers or old school guys. Gays don't have the luxury of supply when it comes to clubs.

    I don't even bother with younger guys on apps but if all I wanted was to hookup then a 25 yo is fine. I hooked up with a guy who was late 40s when I was about 22. He had a nice body and he said he wasn't Very experienced. I was intrigued.

    The older I've gotten the more I find myself attracted to men my age and older versus younger anyway so it's fine.

    But part of my pension will be spent on my monthly....."experiences" when I retire if I ain't got no man. I will be all up on the money boys. IJS.
     
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    You mos def have a youthful appearance. I've seen kats on the corner raising monies for uniforms for their JV football team that look older than you.
     
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    All I need to know is does the peen function correctly or will it just shoot out dust. We ain't bout that Methuselah or King Tut peen...

    Like the Rock is starting to look old...He big af though...he'll crush me in those Bedrock arms he got.

    Thinking of really older men reminds me of my pervvy ancient professor. God that man was despicable...900 years old and still on the DL.

    You need to tell yo wife the truth bruh. Even if she does look homely.
     
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    Which corner is this and what time do they be out there?

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    As I think someone mentioned in the past, the money boys are now at the point where they're making ppl pay just to watch them masturbate on their OnlyFans accounts. By the time you retire, your pension will just be going to cyber sex.

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    Naw. For my monies, someone who ain't even born yet, gonna have to at least give me a sponge bath And lotion up. Lol

    Unless I get me a Mr Roscoe at the home and we workout an arrangement.
     
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    Younger dudes never interested me the OG swag is what im attracted to so if you cant whip a old school Cadillac or explain a 401k plan im not checking for you period.
     
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