Lenny Dykstra says Darryl Strawberry is ‘hung like a swamp mule’

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    A baseball bat isn’t the only thing Darryl Strawberry swings like a “hammer.”

    Former Met Lenny Dykstra got pretty graphic on the The Adam Carolla Show, saying his former Mets teammate was “hung like a swamp mule.”

    “It was traumatizing,” said Dykstra, recalling all the times he walked by Strawberry in the locker room and shower at Shea Stadium.

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    Darryl’s straw was so amazin’ that he had to take extra measures before taking the field, Dykstra claims.

    “They had to tape it to his leg,” Dykstra said. “He couldn’t run.”

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    The mid-1980s Mets team was known for their hard partying ways, and Strawberry has admitted to having sex with women in the clubhouse between innings when on the road.

    “I felt bad for those poor women,” Dykstra said.

    Lenny Dykstra says Darryl Strawberry is ‘hung like a swamp mule’
     
    #1 OckyDub, Aug 26, 2016
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    Every conversation Strawberry will have from here on out: "Yo...my eyes are UP HERE."
     
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    Dykstra was always a class act.
     
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    I came here thinking Strawberry was a modern player and that his cell phone nudes might leak soon.*sigh* He was a handsome man in his day.
     
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    Unfortunately I grew up in the generation where we didn't get naked in the lockeroom at all even though there was a shower no one used it.
     
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    Sometimes I forget CA's diverse age span. If he has cell phone pics they're still downloading at 64k over AOL from his 1992 bag phone lol
     
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    Lol if an athlete doesn't have thirst trap pics there's a chance I don't know who he is.My sports knowledge is poor.
     
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    Lol it was "traumatizing? Sure it was.

    Men look at other men (regardless of sexuality) ALL DAY LONG. It is best for a man to just be secure about their sexuality and just being a man and keep it 100%. "You don't have to lie Craig!".
     
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    Wait...so mules hang out in swamps?
     
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