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  1. acessential

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    This is weird, but I'll ask anyway.

    Do you prefer to be completely naked when you shit?

    Do you sit down or stand up to wipe?

    I was having this conversation with folks and I'm curious.

    In my own home, I'm naked and standing. In public, I can't really do that which is why I hate using public restrooms.
     
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    I stand and I'm fully naked. Because I shower each time I take a shit lol funny post topic
     
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    Naked

    While sitting down...duh.

    While in public I prefer shirtless.
     
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    If I'm home, naked. I prefer to stand.
     
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    Dear Readers...

    They way a man wipes his ass should determine if you lick his doughnut hole or not. If he stands up to wipe...never eat his delicate raisins.

    [​IMG]

    *Note; I'm running out of anus euphemisms.
     
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    Shirtless? What the hell?
     
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    I'm naked at home while shitting.

    In public, PERIOD, I stand up while still hovering over the toilet, particularly, bc I squat if I REALLY have to shit in public. I have to get the 90% of it (with tissue and baby wipes), including the outer asshole. For the 5% or 10% that can only be gone by washing in the tub/shower, I then will wrap a big handful of tissue like a tampon and place it neatly in the crack to prevent shit stains until I'm able to wash my ass in the house. I only sit down fully to shit in public at work, bc the solo bathrooms are AWARD-WINNING clean, but I still place three seat covers on the toilet seat.
     
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    Oh, so I'm not the only one that gets naked. Phew.
     
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    The way a man WASHES his ass is key.
     
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    Naked, because I have to take a shower right after; I just have to, I can't.

    Sitting down.

    Never shitted in public, ever.
     
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    You must got some clean fresh booty reallynow
     
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    So you hold your shit until you get home?
     
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    so you just go'n take it there huh, thotty. lol
     
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    not really yeh. I think my body regularly doesn't have to go, it must sense I'm in public...because the moment I step in the house, I straights got'to shit. But, that could also be because I shit for I leave the house.
     
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    Ok. Got you.
     
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    Only CA would have this type of conversation.
     
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    At home, naked. I have a regular schedule so I poop before I go to gym because I'm a morning person. Coffee up and usually in 30 minutes I'm copping a Squat. I don't shower if I'm going to gym but I do use moist wipes so I'm clean.

    I try to avoid using public porcelain at all costs but sometimes that's just not realistic. FWIW, if you have to poop on the road, hotel lobbies, Starbucks, book stores, and home Depot are good poop spots.

    When I have had to poop at work, the office building is really clean. I appreciate water closets where you can not see people's shoes or them wiping. Complete privacy. I also take hand sanitizer and apply and wipe the seat with it. Some people be having their long ass pubes and particles left on. >_< I feel hand sanitizer works better than just a layer of TP. I also roll my sleeves up so that when I wipe there's no chance of things getting caught on the sleeve and I'll also wet up some tp with a little soap to finish off after wiping.

    Also I sit and fold my TP in to little rectangles because bunching TP can lead to stopping up the toilet.
     
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    So you saying you make shit filled paper footballs?....ok
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    And I thought I was boujie lol
     
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