Does What a Man Drive Really Matter?
While in my employer’s large lounge area, I had the displeasure of my casual tablet web surfing down time being disrupted by two trendy gay guys and a hag. Their animated conversation began with how “these ni@@as aint shit” and are “lame as fuk”. One…
The Learjet Limo
Could you imagine rolling down the interstate in a Limo Jet? What about a guy’s night out on the town or a bachelor party (especially in Las Vegas)? Regardless this Limo Jet would turn heads and literally stop traffic. Designed by Dan Harris and owner…
The 2017 Range Rover Evoque Convertible Review
The summer is over now and not a minute too soon as Land Rover has just took the veil off the North American production version of their new 2017 Range Rover Evoque Convertible. Now a picture may be worth 1000 words (Thank God for that)…
That 2015 Chevy Super Bowl Commercial Was Sexist Towards Men
In the mist of all the pro feminist commercials that aired during the 2015 Super Bowl game, a commercial that aired early on took me by surprise. Not because of its “I’m woman, hear me roar” message but because of it’s “who is the better…
CARS: Aston Martin Vanquish Volante’
Aston Martin, builder of such fine English coupes as the Aston Martin DB9, DB7, DBS, the Vantage, and the Rapide, have been hard at work developing and testing new products. Never a slouch in the design department, they have decided to really push the…
There’s A Beast Coming; The Rezvani Beast
Look closely at the car your viewing. At first glance you may be saying to yourself, “wow that’s a hot Lamborghini”. If you look even closer you’ll see that it is not at all Lamborghini, but a Rezvani Beast. Rezvani is a new automobile start…
THE 2015 CADILLAC ESCALADE
The GM Corporation has taunted and titillated us enough with their announcements of “the next big product” coming to a show room near you. Introducing the big luxury truck that they said we would probably never have again, the full-sized Cadillac Escalade.
2014 Ford F-150 Tremor
The 2014 Ford F-150 Tremor is the first-ever EcoBoost powered sport truck in the F-150 lineup. Designed in the typical Ford F1-50 layout where everything looks and feels just as solid.
Arriving in 2014: The Cadillac ELR
Great to see that a Hybrid car has finally been made that doesn’t scream HYBRID (in its appearance) everywhere you go.
CARS: 2014 Cadillac CTS
Regardless if it is can be afforded or not, you will be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t like the look of the new 2014 Cadillac CTS. Longer (195.5 inches) and lighter (3,616 lbs) than before, the new Cadillac’s CTS will surely give any…
CARS: 2014 CORVETTE STING-RAY
I must admit, for the last 20 plus years I have not been a fan of Chevy Corvette. Astatically, this American sports car just didn’t do it for me. It’s not that I thought the last model (C6) was that bad (the interior was “blah”…
CYPHER AVENUE’S BEST OF 2012 AWARDS
As we begin our first full week of 2013, we also celebrate all that we thought was awesome throughout 2012. This was a pretty fucking great year, I must say. We witnessed a crazy Presidential election, the beginning and end of The LA Complex…
Luxury Cars at the 2012 Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance
Every year, beautiful Pebble Beach California hosts a luxurious car show “Concours d’Elegance”, that showcases the highest opulence in automotive orgasms and design. This year was no expectation. If you are rolling in Saudi Royal Prince, Forbes Top 50, Jay Leno, Mitt Romney, Cayman Island…
CARS: Ferrari California 30
So I’m living work and walking through the parking deck to my car. I stop dead in my tracks because I have just been hit in the face with awesomeness. The awesomeness was the Ferrari California 30. Yes I have seen the car porno that is the…
2013 Lexus GS350 “THE BEAST”
2013 Lexus GS350 “THE BEAST” Oh you are some whining, crying, and complaining muth@#&*#s! “Hey Octavius, I don’t understand why your mentioned the Acura NSX Concept and it aint coming out for 3 years but you didn’t mention the Lexus GS350 and it’s…