Yeah, yeah, yeah…there’s no such thing as a “perfect” man…but just for shits & giggles I thought it might be fun to see what The Perfect Guy would look like for the various Squad Members.
In 1985, John Hughes released “Weird Science”, a film in which 2 high school geeks use a home computer, a Barbie doll and a lot of electricity to create their perfect woman.
If you had the ability to weird scientifically create a “Perfect Guy,” what would your parameters be?
– What/who would he look like physically?
– How old would he be?
– Where would he be from?
– What would his personality be like?
– What kind of education and career would he have?
– What would his interests be?
Add on any other options that you’d like your Perfect Guy to possess.
And remember, this is just a game, so don’t take the question or the responses too seriously!
U alrdy used mine as the default image…
Clearly I wasn't invited to this shindig.
Fvk yall hos
– What/who would he look like physically?
– How old would he be?
– Where would he be from?
– What would his personality be like?
– What kind of education and career would he have?
– What would his interests be?
Add on any other options that you’d like your Perfect Guy to possess.
1) Physically he could look like Peter Okoye (of P-Square), Iyanya or D'Banj (Nigerian entertainers…you can google the names lol)
2) He would be anywhere from 22 to 30 yo (since I am 26 y.o.)
3) He would be a first-generation Nigerian in America or born and raised in Nigeria
4) Personality – witty, funny, goofy, driven, ambitious, smart, loyal, kind, compassionate, passionate, adventurous, etc
5) Education & Career – engineer, doctor, pharmacist, nurse (practitioner or anesthetist) or lawyer (one of the 5 Nigerian professions lol)
6) Interests – health & fitness, entrepreneurship, (urban) pop culture, TV Shows like: Empire, Power, Wild N Out, and some reality shows, and maybe sports
I don't know if I hit everything but that would be my PERFECT guy. 😉
– What/who would he look like physically?
– How old would he be?
– Where would he be from?
– What would his personality be like?
– What kind of education and career would he have?
– What would his interests be?
-he'd be handsome, in good shape
-at least 33
-idc
-down to earth, silly, loyal, unpretentious, loves his space
-isn't important as long as he can take care of himself and put in for a couple of vacays a year
-idc as long as he's open to exploring some of mine w me from time to time
Damn, it's soo many things. How did you put Omari in the middle-that's what's up.
– What/who would he look like physically?
He would have a smooth dark tone
– How old would he be?
28-45
– Where would he be from?
U.S.
– What would his personality be like?
Smart, goofy, adventurous, and relaxed.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
Masters in Fine Arts-we both would.
– What would his interests be?
Music, Traveling, Sports (any kind)., Food, etc.
I love that movie and John Hughes films.
U LOVE u some Morris lol
What/who would he look like physically?
Face:
Laz Alonso
Body (there's just something about the way this man is built despite his 'queerness') :
Pavel Petel
– How old would he be?
34-48 to my 40.
– Where would he be from?
The US but not a stranger to international travel. I tend to like southern dudes the most so definitely from the southwest to the southeast.
– What would his personality be like?
Funny and adventurous. He would be about business when it came to it but know how to not take things too seriously and be able to pull me out of my comfort zone when I need that push. Also motivational and supportive, well mannered and cool under pressure and be able to put up with my bullsh!+ when I'm tryna be funny and troll and not get all butt hurt about stuff and also bullsh!+ me back. I want someone who can give and take as well as I. Lol
– What kind of education and career would he have?
This is not important to me. As long as he's successful at it, enjoys it, and it doesn't interfere with our relationship we are good.
– What would his interests be?
Ideally we would have many common interests like being active, travel, video games, geeky stuff, food… But I'd also like us to have hobbies and interests that are our own so that we both have outlets independent of each other. I don't want a siamese twin.
How did you put ol' boy in the middle?
Dont ask about my man. Go worry bout Morris
Lol. Somebody's getting defensive. That was supposed to go to the founder. He doesn't seem to be good at answering questions. I will direct it to him-again. The Omari dude between the nerds.
I know, I was just talkin shyt man, lol. Nick is a lil comp whiz, so Im sure he knows his way around photoshop rly well
Only dude to ever have me sprung looked just like Morris but slimmer and not bald…still does…he was an admitted hoe tho, smh
– What/who would he look like physically?
– How old would he be? 23-39
– Where would he be from? it does not matter but ill go with the UK
– What would his personality be like? down to earth goof baLL
– What kind of education and career would he have? does not matter as long as he loves what he does and can support himself
– What would his interests be? anime,video games, sports, horror movies, math(i hate math), love for science and nature.
Been loving these I won't lie lol Would love another which 3 guys post one day!
I know I will make a fool out of myself but its all in good fun like you said, here goes!
– What/who would he look like physically?
Key thing? TALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I mean 6'5 at least, size 15 shoe, just a big Dude!
Blake Griffin is 6'10! Lawd!:dead1: :whew: My body can't handle it!
Deep baritone voice..thick lips…long lashes…almond shaped eyes..
Don't have to be lightskin or have blue/green/hazel eyes…just interesting ones..
– How old would he be?
Exactly 9 months older then me so I could typically say his older but we would actually be the same age for part of the year! (No..I haven't thought about this….honest!)
– Where would he be from?
Like @ControlledXaos I like guys from the Southeast..specifically my hometown. Don't know why but a man in a Braves cap turns me on!
I would like to be with a guy with a culture different from my own though as I love learning about different cultures so maybe he could be from ATL but have parents from another country? Would love it if he was bilingual!!
– What would his personality be like?
Hmm bare with me here..cause this idea isn't fine tuned or anything but he would be complex lol. Someone with alot of resilience…someone with a personality opposite to my own but with traits that compliment my flaws and vice versa. For example, I'm a pretty reserved person, patient and levelheaded. He could be prone to outbursts and be fairly blunt about things most of the time, but there's a time and place for both kinds of approaches and blah blah cliche I know but it's my kind of perfect, I'm a cheesy guy what can I say! We might fight sometimes but still be able to resolve differences through communication! He'd be very flirty and and charismatic…a smooth operator….but LOYAL and considerate towards me!! (Homie don't play that!:sucka:)
He would also be very intelligent and perceptive…great at gift giving…weird I know and I'm not the type that would want gifts and favors all the time( They don't even have to be expensive) it's just that alot of people I notice aren't good at that and I love well thought out gifts for my birthday or Christmas.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
He has to have a love of learning and self improvement but what kind of education or career he has doesn't matter to me..He could be an artist like me or into something different IDC. He would make good money that's good enough lol self made too!
– What would his interests be?
HE. MUST. BE. A. NERD!!!
Can't stress that enough! Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, Anime, DC fan, Cosplay and conventions all of that! BUT (here's the tricky part that makes him perfect) he still enjoys other hobbies or interests that I have little to no knowledge of..Music, Movies..We would share favorites but have our own. Kinda goes back to the personality thing I don't want us to be too alike I do think opposite attract but we do need to have something solid in common!
Can't believe I spent an hour doing this…..:lupe1:
No, i mean. How artistically did you do that? That's pretty cool. I would like to know.
Umm :whut:
This is exactly why you cant bring your new man around ur triflin single friends
:dead1::dead::deadmanny:
XD That's right! I'll take your man!
– What/who would he look like physically?
He can be kinda thick,but slim dudes are cool too.I just like having something to grab,and don't care too much for a rock hard body.I'm flexible on height.
His style would be sorta low maintenance ,but still reflective of his character.
Somewhere inbetween Hipster and Nerd does my heart lie.
– How old would he be?
My best matches are always at least a few years older so I'm going with at least 26
– Where would he be from?
I don't really care
– What would his personality be like?
He would have a great sense of humor,and one that can bounce well off mine.
He'd also be laid back ,but slightly more talkative and lively than me to keep things balanced.I like my space so he'd have to be affectionate without being clingy.
I really like someone with an open mind who can see the value in a wide range of things.
I want him to be a guy who can go to a museum with me,but can be equally in his element sitting on the couch watching cartoonsand drinking booze in our underwear.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
Something that doesn't require him to travel ,so he's always here.His schedule would be more afternoon,early evening.That way he's more likely to be up all night with me.
– What would his interests be?
Art,Astronomy,science,cartoons.
I want him to have some knowledge of music and martial arts too.Even if he doesn't listen to the stuff I like,I want him to be receptive to hearing new things,going to music showcases,or listening to all kinds of records with me.
As much as I want these shared interests,I want him him to introduce me to new things.They can be new things within these realms,like music I haven't heard before,or entirely new areas like.I'd even accept something I dont follow at all like sports.
He doesn't have to constantly regurgitate quotes and quips,but I want someone who's expanded his mind by looking into other concepts,mindsets,philosophies,etc.A guy who "isn't well read but when (he) reads ,reads well".I want him to be aware that his viewpoint is one of many,no more right or wrong than the next.
What I imagine they're saying
Hall :Whaaaaaa A black man???
Smith: Exactly what I was going for.Look at dat azz:fredo:
Yeah, I was good. I will be giving it back. Lol.
– What/who would he look like physically?
5'10 Handsome with a muscular bodybuilder frame. Dark-skin with brown colored eyes.
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– How old would he be?
around 25
– Where would he be from?
From the american south or Latin American. I'm from the south and like hearing southern accents (not country hick there's a difference). They would also be fluent in Spanish and could teach me.
– What would his personality be like?
He would be funny and out going and easy to get along with. I tend to be more revered so it would be good to have someone who is the opposite to me. He would be ambitious and knows what he wants out of life.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
At least a B.A. degree master degree thinking about doctorate. What ever he does he loves it and makes a lot of money.
– What would his interests be?
Traveling, learning languages, reading, art, intellectual abstract discussions, jazz, neo-soul, hip-hop, bodybuilding.
Jerk…alright I will let it go for now.
Yes!!! Please tell this to everyone who teaches southern accents to actors.
Right,there's variations.Not sure where he's from,but most people I know sound kinda like Terrance Howard.
Yes Gawd chocolate appreciation!
What they said was, 'everything that mofo B from 6969 penetration ave was lookin for. Damn, this sux!'
What me and Dashiki really wanna know is if Nick is turning these order forms in to these boys' factory ? And how soon cause I need a date for a concert in a couple of weeks.
But can we talk about how sum1 who invites us to play a game, opts to sit in the back n drink a old e, n watch?! Smh
Its cool, cus im leavin the hood in a few days
– What/who would he look like physically?
Body wise, he'd look like Santino Vega.
– How old would he be?
30-35
– Where would he be from?
SOUTH America or Dominican Republic definitely.
– What would his personality be like? Pretty Aggressive in bed but gentle outside of it. Down to Earth & humorous with a mischievous nature but a good hubby none the less.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
He would be a H.S. graduate at minimum and have a career in education or law enforcement.
– What would his interests be?
Music, Dance,Sex, Nature & Adventure, Me 🙂 , Travel and Eating.
Im sooo disappointed in @DreG of all ppl for not continuing this reenactment of classic hood cinema…
Sorry,I had to go take out the poor white trash.
100dap
Got us in here writing our classifieds but won't post his.:kermit:
Every game show has a host, right? :steviej:
:rudy:
Here I go…
– What/who would he look like physically?
I have an affinity for lighter skinned dudes, but if they are darker, I would like a smooth, clear skin. I would like to dude to be in shape but if they work out but have a little pudge, that is fine too.
– How old would he be?
I am 37, but I wouldn't mind someone being between 28-42 (Only in their 40s if they look younger and have nice bodies)
– Where would he be from?
I don't really care. I actually like long distance at least in the dating phase. Once we get serious, then we would talk about cohabitation or at least in the same city.
– What would his personality be like?
Here it is…he would be; 1) Masculine; 2) Intelligent; 3) Consistent/Reciprocal; 4) Has a sense of humor; 5) is Independent; and enjoys exclusivity (intimate groups or one on one). I like to chill, read, and watch tv. I work hard and I like to relax hard. Hopefully he will want to as well.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
That doesn't matter as long as I can have conversations with him about various topics and not have to do much explaining.
– What would his interests be?
That doesn't really matter either because I think the differences is what will make us closer. I may like things he likes and vice versa.
While you are out of the continent i will take care of Peter for you.
LOL when I get back I will take him and the other two hahaha
U will not be an anti older ageist on my watch virgo!
I am not good at this Nick.
Neither is he, apparently…
If we're gettin' all weird sciencey
Then I'm taking a little liberty and using some of it to put myself back to 25 first.
Now on to my creation!
1. What would he look like physically – A young Ken Norton, View attachment 1236View attachment 1238 View attachment 1237
bald, excessively hairy everywhere, especially ya know…down there w/a long full beard
2. How old would he be? – if I'm 25 again then he's 25-28
3. Where would he be from? Earth or Krypton
4. What would his personality be like? – a cross between Tywin Lannister/Khal Drogo & that black sex machine, John Shaft!
5. What kind of education would he have. – We're good as long as he's graduated high school….or at least scored a 350 on his GED…or, you know at least aced the reading comprehension part, I'm not gonna nitpick.
6. What would his interests be? – if he's Kryptonian, then he'd better like flying because we're going to be world travlin'! If he's from earth, then we're going to be doing a lot of "hiking, fishing, camping and the rest of those "white gay" activities." He's going to have to love both pork & duck bacon, waffles, wings & tequila. Open to outdoor love sessions and must love dogs…but not in a weird kinda way.
7. What kind of job would he have. – it's a fantasy, who works in fantasies?!
:banderas:Ken Norton
I'm diggin all this love of Krypton
* What/who would he look like physically? He'd be of African descent the athletic build of of Trey Songz or Christopher Milan. He'd have a low fade, very handsome, and at least 5'10" and 6'4". Endowment between 7" to 9" in length. * How old would he be? He's between between 31 and 37. * Where would he be from? He'll be from either: Chicago, NYC, LA, Brazil, Dominican Republic, or Jamaica. * What would his personality be like? He'll be very ambitious, laid back, funny, loving, caring, outgoing and know's when to take care of business. * What kind of education and career would he have? I think he'd be a corporate attorney, or a research scientist/engineer of some sort. * What would his interests be? He'd love NBA (insert team of choice), NFL (insert team of choice), NCAA (insert college of choice), and beach volleyball. He'd love to read, travel domestically and internationally, listen to old school R&B. He's great a cook, weight trains 5x's a week for 2-3 hours because I'd want him to train me in the gym, and he's into small petite guys like myself.
What/who would he look like physically?
Tall! 6'0 minimum. Athletic build. I workout 4 times a week so I would love a man who loves the gym. Beards are a plus but not required. Black man, but hue does not matter.
– How old would he be?
29-35
– Where would he be from?
Who cares.
– What would his personality be like?
Humorous yet conscious. Passionate yet dominant. Driven yet patient. Protective, loyal, and loving.
– What kind of education and career would he have?
As long as he it is honest and he is hard working I do not care.
– What would his interests be?
Sports, music, movies, theater.
– What/who would he look like physically?
Tall, Dark, Handsome with medium build (height and weight proportional)
– How old would he be?
30-40
– Where would he be from?
American
– What would his personality be like?
The opposite of me, low key, possibly an artist of some sort, independent, intellectually curious
– What kind of education and career would he have?
Well-Educated or Trained, potentially a career in the Arts or Music/Doing some type of public interests work, (my current husband is a social worker).
– What would his interests be?
Travel, Travel, Travel, family, life-long learning, cultural shyt.
ULTIMATELY MY IDEAL MAN IF I COULD DESIGN ONE: Charming, Dapper, Intellectually Curious